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you kidding if I knew where Mist lived she wouldn't be nearly as uptight as she is right now, one good dicking calms even the craziest of people down.

Shit the woman doesn't even have to do anything. they're basically a 120lb fleshlight.

Savage? I don't think that's a verb baby. Ravage on the other hand. hmu you want to figure out what that is.

Mah Wakandan Zehn knows.

You can take advantage of me I'm a slut and a male. It could be like a feminist experiment. If you're into being used as a pubnching bag I can try. This one girl I was seeing liked that kind of stuff but I couldn't really ever bring mnyself to hual off and drill her. I'd feel bad.

Why? I've got agraph online that tells me my dick is better than 99% of the people int he world. I fucking rule. Of course Mist doesn't want to ride my dick so it's useless.

:| What about trannies?

Can someone link a picture of cam's dick for me please. I need something to make me feel better about my life tonight.

Why are you ignoring me, do you not love me? WHY DOA LL THE WOMEN I LOVE LEAVE ME

Where you live girl? I can drive some if you're cute enough.

Eh I wouldn't be surprised if that chick's really like a 200 LB Linebacker. Look at the ass, and the bench, and the fake band across her tits, and her tits too big, and her back is touched up, and the arms, and the legs. Her entire body might just be fake.

You do realize people can change their goals/aspirations in life from when they're 20 -> 30. Just because someone made stupid mistakes when they were young doesn't mean they'll make stupid mistakes for their entire life.

Why you gotta go for the jugular when I'm trying to be nice here?!

I'm offering a great service here, it would be my privilege to help you.

Yeah that "confession" won't hold up anywhere. Guy was in the hospital with a concussion while police were talking to him.

Are you going to take me up on my offer or what here.

I mean if he's cute ...

The fake tits just go along with the rest of the photoshopped shit in that picture.

You sound like you need a good dicking Mist. Send me a pic with your specs in a PM.

It's a scam bro, notice how that link is red already? I tried. Oh well another lonely night :'(

What a site.

She said give me 8 inches and make it feel good. So I had sex with her once.

First world problem, I want Dinosaur BBQ Brisket but it's midnight.

Alright shit this blew up while I was out let me clear up some things here bros. - Cilantro tastes like fucking stink bugs rolled around in soap and then covered in blood from someone who eats too many collard greens. - The brown rice also has the cilantro horse shit. - You can just ask for...

I know right? I seriously doubt "The Buffalo News" is even a publication in the Buffalo area and if it were would they really have that type of content in there on every page? Pathetic.

Love this dude's comics.

That's what you call a chode.

Went to Chipotle for Lunch and got a burrito bowl. Had to wait 5 minutes for white rice that isn't contaminated with Cilantro and then the bitch puts CHEESE on it instead of LETTUCE. That's literally the fucking opposite of lettuce.

God damnit. Thank you. Spent about 60k remaking the highway in the wrong direction.

This game literally makes no sense to me. Why are the highways not connected?! (obviously not connected to the city, I mean the bottom highway isn't connected from one end point to the other. lol basically just broke my game because the highways wont reconnect.

Thanks, will check it out.

This is my first sim city type of game ever playing so I may not just be as savvy as some of the stuff, but I almost always fail when my city gets around 5k population. Too frustrating to try and keep fuel coming to the power plants, dump trucks going to and fro dumps and stuff like that. This...

How do you guys deal with power plants running out of fuel? It says trucks can't get to them but that's basically bullshit. I've made two lane elevated high ways that ONLY lead to the power plant and the fuel trucks refuse to use them and eventually I just go bankrupt.

I liked this movie, didn't take itself too serious, lots of killing, clear action scenes. I almost want to go back and see it again.

Neither do they, the cities are abandoned.

It's over his suspension, which was a result of him missing team functions and failing to make weight 14 times. I don't think he's got much ground.

Yo What the FUCK. How do you keep up with shit throughout the city? I had like 10k people and I was going fucking insane having to bulldose houses, clear out garbage stations, build new things, etc.

The more you make fun of his dick the bigger it gets.

Jennings released by the Vikings. Miami maybe going after him now that he doesn't have a large contract.

Honestly it was probably a scheme issue. He was good at Baltimore before coming to Miami.