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^^ Yup.

Ugh I'm not getting into another keto debate. I did it myself, it works, but I just don't think it's a practical lifestyle. And carbs are still more efficient than fat for energy, you know this. I'm certainly not saying protein and fat can't give you energy, but they're secondary to carbs for...

Waiting to see if she'll be his girlfriend? Waiting to see if she'll try anal? Waiting for Krip to become legal?

You just asked a 16 year old for a dick pic. Enjoy prison, Hoss.

He did? All I remember is waiting around to get over her ex and he's having fun. Fun could be playing basketball at the park. Or carrying around his sword in his backpack. Krip, I need confirmation.

I'll have my abuela call you and give you the black bean recipe.

Reminds me of that scene in Superbad. "You don't want to take the bus anyway, buses smell like piss. You know why right? Cause people piss on em."

Usually it's the opposite, they think I have a slew of girls I text on the regular when in reality I tend to talk to only one girl at a time. I usually take that to mean "I'm talking to a 1000 dudes so you must be too."

Someone should've died. Idk who, but someone or someonesssss should've died.

I thought Keg was a rl friend.

Well I'm 26 and we all know my latest story. It sounds somewhat similar, although it wasn't about her ex. It's just a matter of investing in someone you're not sure is willing to do the same, and if that's the case fuuuck that dude. If she comes around and says she wants to be serious, then sure...

Same. I bench 4x a week and squat 4x a week, usually for about 45 mins as well. No one ever works in on squats because it's too heavy. Benching I had a dude work in and completely outrep me lmao. But my upper body is weak. All you can do is rest afaik. Perhaps some light PT if you have bands and...

Luckily my gym is pretty upscale and you see the same people over and over. It's gotten to the point where I just walk towards the back near the power rack (we only have one) and if someone is in it will immediately tell me how many sets they have left. Pretty funny, I take a good 10-15 minutes...

Gonna have to agree with everyone else here. I wouldn't invest much of anything into her at this point, Krip, as hard as that may be.

I grill chicken, cook rice, and slice avocados. Every meal.

White rice is basically my #1 carb source. And generally carbs are cut because the other two macros stay pretty constant: high levels of protein to build/maintain mass, fat to keep your hormones in check. Therefore, carbs are the only thing left. Your strength honestly shouldn't drop, what...

That too. If you google it it shows games from last year, so maybe he tried too hard.

This sounds gay, but I bought a pair of stretch denim. Best thing I've ever done in my life.

I think this may have happened once. She kind of freaked out when I said it felt like a copper wire stabbed my cock, but I hit her cervix regularly so I thought it was that at first. My point was I could just cum in her and not have to worry about anything.

Last girl I was involved with had an IUD, and we fucked pretty much 3x a day every time I saw her. Greatest invention ever.

Maybe he meant 3 for 4?

Every fucking year.

The faster its over the better.

I don't understand how Kawhi (I refuse to believe this is how you spell his name) isn't called for a foul on Westbrook. He gave him a fucking old fashioned. I still think OKC wins, but the ending was so anti-climactic.

Barkley's season was pretty fucking fantastic man, and to do it on a new team and lead them to the best record? Idk.

Is that what they renamed it? God I hope Bran dies soon.

Yeah I think it's just par the course at this point of these guys just repeatedly getting fucked.

How Shaq, MJ, or Barkley weren't unanimous idk.

Why was he dual wielding?

Sean William Scott is the best part of that movie.

I miss A.I.

That last joke was fucking terrible. I would have reacted exactly like Richard.

I'm still taking Scarlet over Scarlet... and by that I mean Johansson over Olsen.

My exact reaction to that sentence as well.

Would you shoot that woman in the face? With anything other than a load of semen? Fuck me. EDIT: You know what. I wouldn't even do that. She's a classy broad and I wouldn't do that to her face.

Uhm... If you're doing keto and you're not eating fats, id like to inform you you're not doing keto lmfao.

That really only works for like 2-3 days. Don't save yourself For weeks thinking gallons are gonna come out lol

I think they balanced it fairly well. The story was focused on McAvoy and Fassbender, the two best things to happen to the series since it's inception. Wolverine? Yeah ok I'm kind of sick of Jackman, but whatever, I understand he sells tickets. But I do agree that Jennifer Lawrence could die...

Why do you have so many fucking negs? I mean I hated you when we played EQ, but I didn't hate you THAT much.

Days of Future Past sucked? Uh... ok.