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It's not so much that they HAVE dicks, but that they don't claim to have vaginas and then be found out to have dicks instead. At least, if I have my facts down from the last 24 or so hours.

Yay, Fedor here too!

So yeah, as expected, I logged in last night and died about 80000 times. But! I had fun, so that doesn't matter. Took a while to get the hang of things a bit, and I started getting some kills later on. Trying to decide between heavy and infiltrator - heavy seemed to be more of a go-to, as...

amen. Thanks!

Big thanks to Draegan and Tuco and anyone else involved behind the scenes on getting us up and running again so quickly! Thanks gang.

Living with the guilt of knowing you"ve done wrong.

I just have to reiterate what"s been said a bunch of times. Eomer, you seem like a great guy. I"m sure if we met we"d be fast friends. But holy fuck, you are legendarily bad at text conversations. Each sentence you type is more excruciating than the last. You don"t need to force a one-liner or a...

If it talks like a duck, walks like a duck, and looks -- especially looks -- like a duck, it"s probably... ...yeah.

A modest proposal: If, (not directly) after a first date, Party A (usually the guy) asks Party B on a second date, Party B must either (a) respond in the affirmative; (b) offer a valid excuse as to why s/he cannot make it AND OFFER A BETTER TIME/PLACE AT WHICH TO MEET; or (c) say straight-up...

To the guy who saw the unfortunate IMs: Your decision ought to be based far more on how you feel than how she professes to feel. Don"t be rash. Give it a week or two and do your best to talk it out and make it work. But what you saw is the kind of thing that will absolutely claw at you. It...

Obviously you shouldn"t be together -- at least not in any serious sense (read: on the verge of marriage and children). And, even more obvious, you are loath to leave her because you (a) like the feeling of being with someone (hey, who doesn"t?); and, more importantly, (b) you have little-to-no...

...that"s exactly what he said. Dabamf, good on you for not stringing her along and for making things plain to her. If she opts to stick with it the relationship will be that much more stable for you having done so.

Honestly, go for it Eomer. You"re so sub-consciously obsessed with her that the normal cost-benefit analysis can be thrown out the window. Maybe you"ll be the one-in-a-million couple that makes it work the second time around. Realistically you won"t be, but perhaps after it doesn"t work for the...

Dabamf, if I recall correctly your girlfriend once defined love as "truth". Am I right in that recollection? If so -- but even if not -- why not just say to her, "Look, honesty is the most important thing to me in a relationship. If it means so much to you then we can continue to avoid your...

Have a question on an extremely common situation which I guess I simply haven"t had to deal with to this point. You"re friends with a girl, and that friendship seems to be getting increasingly warm. You have romantic feelings for said girl, but you can"t be sure whether or not she feels...

Rofl.

I can see how that sounds bad. Was trying to keep it brief so some subtlety got lost. We knew each other very tangentially over the Summer, when I was in an intensive language program (she was a teacher, albeit for a lower level). I was looking for one on one lessons and a friend from the same...

I have an issue of great moment. Took a girl out to sushi on a pre-date date (would be unfair to call it a date in earnest, but things are moving in that direction; weird situation that I can explain later). We ate the same food from the same plates. Upon returning home I had some of the worst...

Bail. Trust me. You sound like you"re not ready to settle down, and even if you are you"re going to regret settling down in circumstances like those sooner or later. She sounds like a good woman though so be nice, let her know how you feel promptly; don"t string her along because the sex is good.

For the analysis of Dabamf and whoever else: Invited the same Chinese girl as before to dinner and a movie today. She accepted, which indicated to me she knew what I was driving at (relationship) and welcomed it. Either that or she"s woefully naive. So I"ll keep it brief, usual stuff...

Great advice, as ever. Having to accept no initiation of contact (communication, not physical) really sucks as it forces me to work without an interest gauge that is always available with western girls. Given a lack of hugging or even hand-holding, I"m wary of attempting a kiss. I feel like it"s...

A new submission for those of you who"ve had experience with Asian girls in Asia (ideally Chinese). I"ll do my best to keep this brief: I"m a 22-year old white male who"s been studying Chinese intensively in Beijing, and who will continue on living and working in Beijing for at least a year...

Excellent advice I think, and almost certainly what I needed to hear. +1.

Not that I"d turn down a fuck, but the offer was made without any anticipation of that -- though it may not have struck her as such. So my question is, slow-play it and ask her to dinner alone in a few weeks (she"s not back in Beijing for a few weeks yet anyways), all the while keeping on the DL...

Alright, so bear with me while I fill in some necessary background information by way of getting to a girl problem: 1. I"m a newly-minted 22-year-old studying Chinese in Beijing over the Summer and remaining in China indefinitely thereafter. 2. This past week was a designated travel week...

Sorry to hear things are on the fritz, Eomer. From what you"ve told us, and from what I can garner, you"ve played your cards, if not perfectly, then at least as well as could be expected. Sometimes there are just things you can"t account for and that can"t be gotten past, no matter how awesome...

Well I"d be much more inclined to let it play out if I wasn"t taking off in a week. As is, I agree with an earlier poster who admonished me to get my things in order before I leave, one way or another. So being as not "womanly" as possible, I think I"ll make yet another effort to get together...

This has nothing to do with a dating relationship (except tangentially), but I wouldn"t be able to live with myself if I made a new thread for the bullshit I"m about to write and there"s been some good information dispensed here, so here we go: I"m a recent college graduate who"s heading...

You were totally in the right here. She was getting defensive because she knew she was standing on quicksand. Going to sound cynical (though maybe not as cynical as some others), but you need to change mindsets from "excited about how this is going, looking to see it progress further" to "odds...

Adding to the chorus: you deserve everything you"re getting right now for not being man enough to have bailed out months ago? How the fuck can you possibly have endured shit for that long? ...you fucking walked in on your girlfriend cheating on you and then got talked in to letting the person...

Sharmai"s a douchebag who"s managed to internally rationalize his own douchebaggery. You, on the other hand, are the most obtuse (or desperate -- probably both), human male I have ever come across. You"ve both taught me so much. Thank you.

Who said what about Memory Jar? BTW, Hi Mac -- Ankalagon, late of Exodus.

Right. I always thought the "joke" was that peoplestillthought "her" a mangina after all these years. I mean, first of all, the mannerisms just seemed effeminate -- the things "she" took offense at, the manner in which "she made requests, etc. (Maybe I just projected what I perceived onto the...

I"m not going to lie.

Just please shut the fuck up.

Honestly, I have to think this thread is more or less the internet version of the discussion that went on in the Forum after Caligula died. Sighs of relief and recollections of nutjob megalomaniacal fuckhead.

Great first (revivified) post.

Agreed, feed the win that is this thread.

Millie"s ratings of Etoille are so fucking awesome. SO fucking awesome.

The plot thickens. Does Millie"s oft alluded-to husband -- let"s call him Kefka, for fun -- know about his wife"s penis?