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Time to find an $8,000 abode.

Aychamo has been strangely quiet. I sense a break-up recovery.

Sociopath.

You just did the equivalent to asking her to marry you. Are you sure that"s what you want?

It"s called "cuckolding". Some men like it, for whatever reason.

We"ve moved beyond that. You can keep obsessing over it if you want, but we"ll be helping Eomer secure Xerxes for life.

I suggest full steam ahead with the Persian woman. She sounds like someone that matches you in both intelligence, work ethic and can challenge you as far as the "war of the wills" goes. You don"t seem like the kind of guy who wants an obedient woman, so this could end well. As far as Chuck...

Not homosexuality, you"re afraid of homosexuals.

You"re human. It"s natural to be curious, and since you"ve been part of so many neurotic relationships you"ve sort of been trained to obsess or get jealous over things in the past. PS. Don"t lie about your past. When she finds out, it"ll be nasty.

Beastiality is not ok. I don"t view homosexuality as something disgusting or wrong, or whatever else. It doesn"t affect my masculinity in any way whatsoever to talk about sex acts with a man. The rest of your post, Round, is just homophobia with some words. Nothing you said at all makes any...

Emotional baggage? What? You"re saying you don"t want to watch your woman chow down on vag? So many double-standards my head is spinning. Eomer: I"ve never had a wet dream either, and it"s because I started masturbating early. So I"m sure you"re in the same boat. You"re not a closeted...

If I could have put my own dick in my mouth, why would I need the other guy?

What? Um, you really don"t have the slightest fucking clue what love is. The fact that I was willing to do this wasn"t some grand proclamation of my love, it was simply something to play to her fantasies. Being considerate of your lover is something that real men do. The proclamation of love was...

Ok, let me get this straight - you begin to talk to others about their promiscuity not a month out of your own promiscuous phase and I call you on it. So instead of saying "Wow, he"s right, maybe I shouldn"t sound like a huge hypocrite to all my e-friends" you went "Hurrr, you said you"d have...

What argument is that, doc? That I"m at best bisexual? OH MY GOD, that instantly invalidates anything I think! You didn"t have a point, did you? Oh wait, you took relationship advice from me and it worked. Hrm. So, apparently you did.

I"m not sure if you"ve noticed, but insulting me over it has no effect. There are things we"re open to if it means bringing sexual excitement to our lovers, and there are things we aren"t. I suppose I can"t expect the level of maturity required to understand the similarities between having a...

I never did it. I just said I would. But now that she"s leaving me over China, it doesn"t matter any more now does it? Besides... I didn"t hear you complain.

I think it"s a little early in this thread"s life for you to be passing judgment on anyone, Aychamo. Just sayin".

Hard to motoboat when the waves feel like plastic.

The irony of you folks bagging on this woman for doing exactly what you"re attempting to do... Seriously.

Maybe I"m reading this wrong, but have any of you actually gotten a woman based entirely off of your own material? Or do you have to crib for everything? Does it even count at this point, as something YOU did?

Don"t ever say "Well, when you"re done moping/sulking/being weird, call me." Or any variant there-of. They hate that.

There aren"t any. I was just being a prick towards Mippo, who in no way deserves the strippers he lands.

New Inuit girl for me to go out with tonight Apparently, it was seal hunting season and I got to meet a lot of hot Inuit chicks out the other night. Taking one out tonight YAY for husky women.

While we"re at it, can I get my original GrobbeeTrull account unbanned? I was also a victim of the Millie ban-hammer, except he was just pissy that day and banned me for apologizing to him.

Well, I guess I"m safe if I stick to the "Can I bench press her?" rule. 115? 120? Now, now, fellas.

You don"t have to search: If my significant other wants me to perform oral sex on a male that I agree is up to my standards, I"ll do it. What"s a little cock sucking between friends?

Might have to wait until I find a new wife then... :"(

I think I"ve got it figured out: Millie is two "people." Residing in Millie"s body, are two personalities--Jon and Alyssa. Born a male, Jon obviously felt that he was in fact supposed to be female. This is illustrated by the creation and perpetuation of the "Millie" facade. Unhappy with his...

From what I can understand, he goes to night school at UCLA or something.

Ah, Rickshaw. A fine place to be.

Sorry to see you go, bro. That"s right, I said it. Fuck you.

It"s not "no sex" it"s typically "no fornication" to the devout. The Duggar kid (You know, the religious family out of Arkansas that has 18 kids) who just got married had waited until his wedding day tokisshis bride.

If you care about her, you can allow her to live with the knowledge of whatever comforts her most. My wife is super-Christian, and I am Buddhist and don"t believe in the existence of God like she does, and it has gotten sticky sometimes. But you just learn to avoid it.

I was waiting for that. Maybe now you"ll be creative and original!

I"m 25, so take that for what it"s worth. I"m also married after an 18-23 stretch of being a womanizer. 0) Stop making it all about fulfilling your sexual urges and a lot of these problems will go away. Also, stop looking at relationships like math problems with formulas for success. Most...

But he"s managed to counter all of hers, with some of his own, so maybe they"re made for each other if he can stand the work. The rest of your post isn"t very insightful at all, because everyone has anecdotes of the perfect girl. I"m sure you described all 4 of your previous wonder-women in much...

To counter some of these guys: If you wait around for a woman who doesn"t have issues, you"ll be waiting a long time. Most people who grow up in this world turn out to be mentally unstable, or have some sort of demons lurking. You yourself know that good results come from hard work, why...

Subconsciously. Whenever a girl admits to you that she"ll run away, or that she"ll try to sabotage the relationship, she"s wanting you to save it. To endure. To be the white knight she needs. A lot of her problems are probably derived from the conflict she feels between doing what"s expected...

It"s a test. Here is your moment to pass and win her over indefinitely, or fail and start looking for another woman. If you want her, truly want her, then you have to endure. Stow away the ego, stow away the machismo, and just enjoy it. Put your hormones on the back-burner, get a 2 month...