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Holy fuck, the narrator is fucking Lord Commander Mormont (James Cosmo).

@Jais In all seriousness, if you value challenging gaming experiences that are super rewarding due to their *manageable* challenge, I'd suggest just playing and exploring. Ignore golden horsey mcfuckstick for now (this is a necessary lesson of FromSoft games -- it's like Everquest, don't try to...

I didn't find any issue with Sekiro boss run-backs, they were usually a 100% clear path from checkpoint to boss. In the rare case it had an enemy on the way, you could usually assassinate, or worst case run past with zero issue. There are rare exceptions, the Seven-Spears mini-boss at the...

Played the Story phase of Chapter One just as a teaser, I’m very impressed with the choose your own adventure mechanics. It was quite cool, and the companion app narrator is very good. I’ll report back tomorrow after I do the Encounter Phase! I really dig the mystery mechanics, we were...

My Oathsworn pledge came in this week. Going to dig in this weekend I think, it looks pretty cool.

It's a shame PoE's engine is trash and Blizz/Diablo engines are always gold. It's like the universe's sick joke.

The game is free to play once you've bought it, and if you also purchase the season pass, you get free rewards. What the fuck is so hard to understand about our wonderful design? DON'T YOU ALL HAVE PHONES?

*MAPCs - Minor attracted player characters

I was disappointed there was no filibuster.

Don't dox @Rajaah that's not cool

I enjoyed it, but it definitely wasn't as good as it was propped up to be. It was "good for Phase 4" which is, overall, quite trashy. So it's a relativity thing. insert not-great-not-terrible meme.

It keeps getting delayed on account of the romance garbage has to be up to date with all the new genders that keep getting 'released.' Expected release date: when mental illness quits being quite so mentally ill and coming up with new names for crazy. So, never.

I'd bet real money if Feige still had that exec keeping him in check (can't remember name), Phase 4 would be just as good as Phase 3. Maybe the post-Infinity War doldrums would have had a small effect. Great casting can be repeated. Good stories can continue to be written and adapted. They've...

hy·per·bo·le [hīˈpərbəlē] NOUN exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally: "he vowed revenge with oaths and hyperboles"

"romance"

FTFY.

I blame BioWare for the injection of romance into so many games. Fuck them forever, I absolutely hate that shit in 95% of games; it has no place.

Dude I enjoyed the first one and even I thought the sequel was pretty trashy. There’s no way you would enjoy it.

I do wonder if I hadn’t played the first one before Elden Ring, if my enjoyment would have dropped significantly. Not unlikely.

The kids are using sap nowadays. Sticky, so it increases friction and actually strips some of the bark off. They call it "barking."

Awesome. Looking forward to "Groot Takes a Shit," "Groot Picks His Nose," and "Groot Rubs One Out to Coniferous Porn."

You seem to think the only things there are to enjoy in the world are made by Hollywood (and/or vidya games). That must be a shitty existence. No, some of us just have more time to devote to other things while Hollywood sinks itself.

haha weird, I was thinking "brown April Ludgate" as I was watching this too. This wasn't as bad as I expected, but it was still pretty bad. Not sure why they felt the need to change the Predator so much, his head was completely different with the visor off than any of the other movies I guess...

Dilating mustard holes is time consuming, I’m not surprised they went the fast and lazy route with their theft.

I started Rondo since it was a part of the SotN platinum, but I don’t think that’s in my wheelhouse anymore. I played the old NES shit but child me was much better at that old crap.

I think in a real infinity multi-verse situation, reality would be immediately overloaded with constant and unending invasions. I'm reminded of the terminator sequence in the snake episode of Rick and Morty. Just constant shit being dumped into the world from elsewhere. I think the way you can...

You have some catching up to do in the Backlog Un-challenge thread, it's your turn for Sekiro. If I can do it, you can!

Haha holy shit, boot disks. Man, those were the days. U7 was cool.

I'll say that while Demons Souls remake is very solid, coming from Elden Ring you will absolutely notice the stark contrast in enemy and boss AI and moveset. I played DeS recently (Elden Ring on release), and on most bosses I was laughing my way through them. Dark Souls 3 would be my...

July completions. Demon’s Souls PS5 plat, and Sekiro plat. @Rajaah your turn for Sekiro!

This. There used to be tons of “trusted” game franchises and studios for me. Over the past 2-4 years, everyone but FromSoft has lost that trust. They are the only ones I’ll 100% buy sight unseen. Even God of War: Ragnarok will be a wait for reviews for me.

Hollywood is brain AIDS. So many women ruining themselves.

Swing and a miss

I've never played a GTA game, and I look forward to continuing this tradition as the franchise wokeifies itself. Godspeed, faggots!

Muh cheevos

Fairly funny, 6.5/10

Yeah it'll give us something to play for 5 years while we wait for D4 to hit in 2055.

What's a vertical slice demo? Something that shows parts of every section of the game? Unlike most that usually are just one level, usually early?

They chose the ugliest people on Earth for the first game. Hopefully the second has some normal people?

He? Bigot