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  1. j00t

    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    being made fun of for going bald is the exact same level of "too far" as being made fun of in grade school for your name. it's juvenile, in poor taste, usually not funny, and 100% who cares.
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    what makes ANY of you think will demonstrates the kind of power that women are interested in. i mean, on paper, yeah. he's got money and status, but we've seen him in his element both in that red table show where his own wife demonstrated a COMPLETE lack of respect to him and last night where he...
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    thing is, will didn't give jada permission to do ANYTHING. she went out and did it and then told him about it. i wouldn't be surprised if she dared him to divorce her, forcing will to realize that HE'S the one making all the money in the family which means HE'S the one who's gonna have to lose...
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    i saw that earlier and i was just like... well, do it. who cares what you do with your stupid statues.
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    i LOOOOOOVE everyone saying will smith did it because he was defending his wife, but ignoring how much he laughed at the joke in the first place.
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    because you're supposed to make fun of everyone but me. you're supposed to honor me.
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    yeah, i wouldn't be surprised AT ALL if when chris said "oh, i could..." he was mentally rehearsing that bit but decided against it
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    i'd actually be okay with that if they just lean into the whole thing and have him slap everyone
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    yeah... but homsar said he leaned... so... checkmate
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    you know what, homsar... you win. it was staged. it was all fake.
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    watch his posture. the moment will gets on stage, rock stops moving. he says "uh oh!" jokingly and then leans forward (typical fight or flight response). he doesn't know what will is going to do but he wants to be prepared. also, rock continues to kind of awkwardly chuckle, so you can assume...
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    that was always going to be the outcome regarding the police. NO WAY chris rock was going to press charges. he gets to be called "professional" for letting it slide, while also getting to make a bunch of jokes about it after it leaves the news reel
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    i mean... he literally just won best actor. i think that probably brings him back to a-list, if he wasn't still considered it
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    that big bad tough will is crying.
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    we can see when smith walks away that he has the remnants of a smile on his face. i wouldn't be surprised AT ALL if smith had his big dumb smile going while walking up to chris. almost as if will hadn't decided if he was going to make a joke back to chris into the mic or hit him right up until...
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    seriously. here's how this goes for any healthy couple. someone tells a string of jokes in a comedy setting that your wife happens to be a target of. you laugh because either it's funny, you don't want to make a big deal out of it, or because everyone is getting roasted, that's just what's going...
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    that's what i'm saying. this is chris rock we're talking about... dude threw the softest of softball jokes. will didn't lose his mind because of the joke, he went up there because his wife gave him a dirty look and he didn't know how to handle it. if it was staged, rock would have ABSOLUTELY...
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    she's also SOOOOOO fragile about it that she tells everyone and then "bravely" goes to the oscars without something covering it up. she's not brave, she's begging people to tell her she's brave
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    Will Smith n Oscar Town

    it's been pointed out before, what exactly do EITHER of them have to gain from it being staged? you could MAYBE argue that the awards people figured they needed to drum up some interest, but usually they'd do that BEFORE the event, not DURING it... but then again it was early enough that maybe...
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    Reacher

    i mean, i know what a mary sue is. the show points out on several occasions that as a kid he was bigger and stronger than any other kid his age. and i always got the impression that he was good at his job because of who he is, not because the job taught him how to be a badass. again, i didn't...
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    Tiny Tina's Wonderlands

    yeah, 100%. i didn't play borderlands 3 initially because of how awful randy pitchford is, and then all the mediocre reviews just reinstated my decision. i don't know if storefront exclusivity for a PC game vs console exclusivity is a good argument though. if sony has exclusivity on a game...
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    Reacher

    i have a slightly off topic question... i only have a passing familiarity with reacher. i saw both movies and enjoyed this series. i've never read the books, so i contend that some of my answers may come from the books... is reacher a mary sue? or whatever the male version of that is called...
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    Tiny Tina's Wonderlands

    yeah i REALLY don't understand the outright hatred of epic. i mean it's one thing to be like, i don't like the storefront UI, or having my library being split up into a bunch of different platforms... but just outright boycotting epic has always felt irrational.
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    Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

    the goblin serum.
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    The Matrix Resurrections (2021)

    there was A LOT wrong with book of boba fett, and there was a lot of things that should have been done differently. morrison was totally fine in the role, and they had the perfect way to hide him under a helmet in any kind of action scene. but they didn't. and even when they did hide him under a...
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    Star Trek: Picard

    i never really liked voyager despite being a huge trekkie during that time period. i always thought that it was stupid that there was no through line from episode to episode. if the enterprise gets damaged in one episode, you can infer that they went to a space dock for repairs in between...
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    Star Trek: Picard

    yes, this is exactly the point. if they've done it before, why is it okay to just do it again?
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    The Adam Project (2022)

    It doesn't hit for you. EVERY 12 year old thinks they are as quippy as adult Ryan Reynolds.
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    The Adam Project (2022)

    like i said, it's a movie for people who need to reconcile their past. i wouldn't even just say it's for people who lost one or both of their parents. the movie never explicitly states that he lost his mom, but it's pretty clear that he resents the way he treated his mother during that time...
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    The Adam Project (2022)

    It was more a dnd joke, but it works with EQ too. But yes, it's a stupid movie thing and I agree with your statement on it. There are SEVERAL issues with the movie and it's science. But you sort of have to ignore that since it's not really what the story is about, despite the movie telling you...
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    The Adam Project (2022)

    Invisibility clearly states that when you perform an action, the invisibility drops.
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    Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)

    does sonic run like naruto, or does naruto run like sonic?
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    Who do you think is the greatest actor?

    I haven't seen the movie in forever, and I don't really remember much about the film or why it sticks out, but for me I didn't like Leo at all until I saw man in the iron mask. Maybe the movie itself was bad but he was good enough that it made me think twice about him, and I imagine that if I...
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    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    Family is from the Chicago area. One time my grandma was getting on a flight in O'Hare, and was going through the ticketing line. She picked up her luggage and it just opened up all over the place. So she bends down and starts scrambling to pick everything up when a pair of hands starts handing...
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    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    just having women in your show doesn't make it sjw. the fact that the women are evil seems to point in the other direction
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    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    go go gadget saber copter
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    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    i think its safe to assume that the inquisitors' armor is an homage to vader, both in world and in real life
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    Jack Reacher 2012-Tom Cruise.

    when has this forum NOT been back and forth with crazy? that's sort of our thing
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    The D&D thread

    You could also talk to your dm about taking a regular spell and changing the element to something that better fits your idea of a character. I had a cold focused dragon sorcerer and my dm let me change fireball into a cold spell that I called flash freeze. On my current storm sorcerer, he let me...