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Oh nice, they got the Awesome-O 5000 working? "...and then Gal Gadot like... kicks The Rock... and he like... flies across the room, and stuff."

There's a Pathfinder card game, but it's not fantastic. Not great not terrible.

Oh ok, just didn't recognize the acronym. I haven't tried past the first rank yet, EM for Theseus and Hades sound terrible.

EM3?

$140 for an xbox controller? Does it double as a fleshlight using the vibration? Can it do your taxes?

Say what now? I’ve definitely had more than 2 boons from Hermès in a single run. Also not sure I’d place Poms at the very bottom, those can be insanely good on rare boons.

Aspect of Hades is decent, but I've sucked ass with all other versions of the spear.

What about the first 5 minutes created all the salt?

Caveat to the shield comment is the Beowulf aspect when you unlock it. That has some hilarious things you can do with cast, I had a setup where I had 3 (more if I bought temporary ones) cast charges, when I used them it AE'd frost, then when I Dragon Rush'd with the shield, it unleashed the...

This is definitely true, even though this might be 1/12th geographically, I'd honestly wager this is likely closer to 1/4th total content. Later areas area 99.9% of the time much less dense and fleshed out.

JFC I tried to stop watching that spoiler video but I just couldn't. This game will take over my life, much to my girlfriend's chagrin. Also, this Vaati guy seems like a solid streamer, his voice isn't grating and he doesn't talk like a retard.

Instead of Hollow or Unkindled... Impotent? This might have legs.

A bunch of the monsters and bosses have their weeners out? Big floppy weeners, always flaccid, not erect?

Genius framing, honestly

They had me at jumping allowed

My hope is somehow the scalpers end up burned. Unlikely, but I'll hope.

Yeah I'd say this has a pretty small footprint honestly, especially if all you bring is whatever characters you're going to play (so just 2-4 of the little trays).

Which gets fixed for Long War, for the most part. Similar curve, but the difference in difficulty is not nearly as noticeable. Late game, you wreck shit but you can get ass-fucked in an instant if you're not careful. My LW campaign is in December, just saw my first Ethereal. About to take out...

I'm convinced Foler is a bot designed to bleed off fagbucks for Tiresome reactions.

Honestly that was one of the more annoying things about the gameplay I've seen. The banter seemed *constant* and wasn't very entertaining to me. I guess despite the game possibly being solid mechanics-wise, this just isn't my style of game. C'est la vie.

I'm not stopping Hades until I have the plat, so that's my endpoint.

Weird. Their trailer on the official site must have just been made by some raging woke faggots then. Might check it out!

Watching the trailer, my SJW alarm is blaring. gIrL PoWEr!!1! cranked up to 11, super cringey. To the point of being openly anti-male, such that she tracks down a couple goddesses, and gods... but the gods are a robot and a chicken? While the goddesses are ... women. Is the gameplay really good...

It would be awesome if most of those cities just saw joggers jog in and steal them, like the countless videos of them stealing clothes and shit.

Holy fuck, this. My XCOM Long War campaign is now experiencing competition for its time -- Hades is soooo satisfying to play.

That's awesome, and what I figured. Saying "read with my 13 year old" instead of "listen to" provided some possibility for lulz. I'm sure bath time is still fun even if you don't read books!

Yeah maybe they read books while they're taking their bath or something, who knows.

How do you read a book with a 13 year old?

I made it ~3 minutes in before I declared it hot garbage and stopped watching.

Blacks are underrepresented. -edit- Fuck. This thread isn't active enough, now I've Foler'd it up in here while I was catching up.

One doesn't simply Lithose. One must practice Lithosing to remain worthy of Lithose.

Her smug/sneering line to Paul talking about how he's going to die to the nog Fremen made me instantly remember why I hate her. Very similar to Brie Larson actually.

Agreed. I can't really fault them for doing this, as it's obviously a license to print money, but I too would have preferred more content not tied to existing IP's like Marvel. Would not be surprised at all to see other IP's used in the future, and all intermixable. These guys might have lucked...

Just launched.

I had a hard time distinguishing between the voices of Drax, Quill and Rocket. They did a really bad job of casting those three dudes. edit-- Also, I feel like I recognize the Quill voice but I'm too lazy to look it up.

Of course they will, I will too!

First one has, to date, best narration in a game, IMO. Bastion was a close second. Really hope they knock this one out of the park too -- I'm sure this ~year until it comes out will be over before I know it.

I've seen a copy of that Fireball Island remake and I was disappointed as well. I'd give quite a bit for a pristine copy of the original, though. Talk about nostalgia...

The public's acceptance of subscription models for literally everything has completely fucked consumers. A company is retarded for not offering them. Either they can sell their products/services, requiring them to pony up something immediately, or they can collect a bunch of cash up front for...

That explains it. We’re doing everything and haven’t left the first map yet, already level 8. Didn’t figure level 8 of 20 was still “early” in the game!