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  1. Kriptini

    Rubik's Mom Joke and Vaulted Vagina Thread

    Rubik's momma so fat, she thought the NAS system was a thumb drive.
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    Stardew Valley

    Pirated the game and now I'm addicted. Will probably end up buying it. Dammit.
  3. Kriptini

    Tom Clancy's The Division

    One of my coworkers is taking the day off to play this today. He was raving about it but I giess I don't really understand the content format. It's like an open world lobby with instanced missions?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Striker? But ya hardly know 'er!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds great, especially the clam.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds pretty good. Especially the scallops.
  7. Kriptini

    Grim Dawn

    Yeah, I do want to be melee, but I was thinking I also might want something to support my brother since he's playing pure Soldier. Is there a class with healing in this game or is not a big deal? I was thinking about maybe Nightblade/Occultist, but if not, then Nightblade/Arcanist sounds fun...
  8. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    I loved the Tactics games (yes even the Advance ones) and I absolutely hated Disgaea 5. That's the only one I've played, but if it's indicative of the rest of the series then I for sure will never play another Disgaea game.
  9. Kriptini

    Grim Dawn

    Gonna try this game with my brother. I want to play Nightblade as my primary class, but no idea what to pick for dual-class. Anyone have any suggestions?
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    Kingdom Come: Deliverance

    My only complaint is that the voice actors are English and not Eastern European. I like everything else I see about this game, though I would like to see how combat has progressed since what I was shown a year ago.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    They're all wearing shirts, faggot.
  12. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    I really like BD's story. Yeah the repetition part was a drag, but I still really liked the character development and all that. I must be in the minority there.
  13. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He kinda does. Just enough. There's tiers of bald guys with muscles. There's the highest tier, Tier 1, The Rock. Many of us are mere mortal men and cannot reach that tier. Then there is Tier 2, Vin Diesel. That kind of body requires a lot of work and conditioning. But then there's Tier 3, Bruce...
  14. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's the muscle definition, dude. Bald guy + muscles is a recipe for success. If I ever go bald, I want to look like Bruce Willis.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This right here. Muscles look great on bald guys. Take the Rock for example. Well, muscles look great on everyone, but especially bald guys.
  16. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Depends on what's attached to that bald head. You got guns?
  17. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    IGN Review. http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/03/...d-layer-review From the sound of it, the game is good except for the localization.
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    The RPG Thread

    Okay, that article pissed me off. Getting rid of story-altering choices is crossing the line. RIP Bravely Second, I was really looking forward to this game but now I just feel cheated. I don't want to play another railroaded turn-based JRPG.
  19. Kriptini

    Ghostbusters (2016)

    I was interested in it when I first heard about it, but that trailer is awful. I most likely won't see it now. That blonde chick is a freak, though. Would cross streams with her.
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    No Man's Sky

    Is PC release in June, too? I thought this game was supposed to be a timed exclusive.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I wish they were traps, at least then they'd be cute and not just fat.
  22. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    How's everyone doing on the new Mushin fight? My best attempt (403 AP Blade Dancer) was 23% and enrage. I want to stack the damage buff more but it's really tough for me to outheal that DoT. I might just need to gear up more.
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    Stardew Valley

    Maybe the developer has a Patreon? Pirate the game, donate to the dev's Patreon, victory.
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    The RPG Thread

    Is this even Nintendo's doing, though? Who's on translation for Bravely Second?
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    The RPG Thread

    I did not hear about that. Bravely Second was supposed to be the game that didn't get censored super hard. Removing game content is just
  26. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    Watched about 20 minutes of footage, up to the first boss of the High Wall. Something I'm really not okay with:
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Here for you, dude. I'll be praying for you while I'm setting up bear traps in the bushes around my house.
  28. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No, but she's tried everything else in the book up to this point. She hates my guts, she never wants to see me again, oh wait, now she says she loves me and can't live without me, oh wait, now she says she found someone to replace me and she'll never think of me again, oh wait, now she's...
  29. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have never been good at the "corrective" part of giving a "corrective schlonging."
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So I was never really "with" that chick. There was a little spark between us at first but it wasn't really going anywhere, and anything left over was snuffed out completely when she changed her name to Keith. However... my last real ex moved to Canada, changed her gender identity (but not her...
  31. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Last night she did the whole "I never want to see you again, you broke my heart, I'm going to find someone to replace you." She called me again this morning begging for me to reconsider, talking about how this has happened 4-5 times, how she stood up a guy at Disneyland so she could spend more...
  32. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well I'm not really interested in dating someone that I have no interest in being with long-term.
  33. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This poor girl. She's not taking it well at all. I said that I'm not sure I should be looking for a long-term relationship right now because I have to stabilize my career and finances. Was that the wrong move? EDIT: I think I messed this up big time, bros. She said I'm one of her anxieties...
  34. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I pushed the first date pretty hard, after that it was mostly her. We did go out a ton, though, that part is correct.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not sure where the bold part came from? She moved around here recently (as in, within six months) to go to a nearby college, and there's been animosity between her and her roommate the whole time but didn't really feel that push to look for another place until now. Yeah, definitely gonna take...
  36. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    RIP me. I know you guys are right, I just didn't want to have to face it. Can I trade? That one's cuter. FUG
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think she's just extremely na?ve. There's other telling behavior.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She just called me and asked me to move in with her. She's not getting along with her current roommate and has been looking for a new place, but she called me just now and asked me if I wanted to go half on a place with her. I politely declined, but... we've known each other for only seven days...
  39. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Would you say this is normal? Sounds like a plan.
  40. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    The only kind of thing I can think of is that Secrets may have sold NCoin to people. By that, I mean someome paid him in gold in order to have him gift them something from the cash shop. Now, the developers have said that this behavior is okay, and there's many sources of them saying that...