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It literally did though. Moonveil stance broke players in PVP with a single hit depending on where it landed with blade + energy beam. The energy beam alone did more poise damage than fully charged r2 attacks from great hammers. You're smoking rock or never played with moonveil prior to the...

Did you ever clear the game with launch moonveil lmao. 2 hits stance broke nearly every boss in the game with range longer than their attacks could even reach most of the time. Nevermind how much poise damage rock sling could apply at range. You're talking about this like it's some kind of...

Game was arguably much, much easier on launch than it is now. Stuff like rock toss/most of the best summons/rivers of blood/bleed in general/moonveil etc etc have all long since been nerfed in one way or another. It does feel like boss AI was tweaked in some of the multi-mob boss encounters...

Game entirely unplayable for another weekend day I'm pretty well out of good will at this point. Shitty MMOs in the 2000s has better launches than this.

I've never had public match making ever function since I got it. I can invite a friend or two from steam and we can mostly play okay until someone crashes, but nothing relating to quickplay or joining missions in progress has ever functions.

Nevermind about the twin gargoyles - I totally forget Astel exists and is absolutely the worst melee fight and it's not even close.

Yea this is going on a week of being actually unplayable For as much fun as the game can be this is pretty beyond the pale in terms of launch issues and other games have gone done in flames for far, far less.

I actually died laughing at the 'battlefield wound simulator' in the training area yea The brutal fucking shank sound was just such peak absurdity

The biggest weapon you have leveled up in 2h and spam jump attacks. If you have a great hammer or any colossal weapon available they get stance broken in like 2-3 jump attacks

Yea the rot dogs used to oneshot people cause one of their bite attacks had like 30 active/hit frames in a row on it but that all got fixed heh

Twin Gargoyles was far more cancer than elden beast. The worst boss fights are always the camera bosses

Yea I've yet to have quickplay on PC function at all. I can join/invite steam friends and play with them, but we can't get any randoms to fill out our squad, or join any of the in progress missions at all - everything we try just outright fails or sits at a loading screen indefinitely

I've long been nursing a theory that almost all of the faggotry we see in current era MTG is because of Rosewater. He's long been the champion of his shitty un-sets, despite them being massive commercial failures every time. The last one was so bad we likely won't ever get another one, even...

I want to like this game but I'm having a really hard time getting past there being a bunch of mechanically unique gear in the paid battlepass.

The set is only ~100 cards and contains no commons, so of course these packs cost extra because they contain no commons! It's the same exact thing as that weird march of the machines aftermath set, just renamed because that thing shit the bed so badly.

My god you guys were right, this news segment they have is fucking gold

Full price AAA game btw

I can't tell if this movie is like, brilliant satire and is the Spinal Tap of John Wick knockoff stories, or just like B- action schlock? Some of it is so absurdly ridiculous it has to be deliberate, but its all played entirely straight at all times and is hilarious.

Art cards, like those huge panorama things from the lord of the rings set

Remember when they 'streamlined' booster packs what, a month ago? Which meant the only packs of standard that exist doubled in price? Well guess what we're already making another new booster! We get the assassin's creed set direct to modern in just a few short weeks

You can buy eggs and milk from the red merchants for like 50 gold each. Actually farming them yourself is for suckers.

I tried playing but pressing the escape key or attempting to open the options menu crashes the game 100% of the time?

Further Dungeon Borne nonsense: If you played the demo double check your system cause it probably left Tencent anticheat (spyware) garbage on your machine: in system32/drivers both ACE-BASE.sys and ACE-GAME.sys will linger and autorun as system services unless you go remove them manually...

This fuckin guy just casually admitting he'd stand in the freezer at Wendy's until he got frostbite cause his boss wasn't there to tell him to do otherwise

Yea but that's stupid and invalidates one of the major points of the game being the factorio-ish automation of production and resources in your base.

Dungeon Borne is...not bad? The level design is light years ahead of Dark and Darker, and the combat is significantly less plodding/1992 feeling. The latter is maybe good or bad depending on your perspective. Classes are cool but relatively bare bones. It has a classic RPG leveling system...

Healing potions have no cooldown and are trivial to craft hundreds of, so their combat/healing system in general needs a lot of work. The healing aura was pretty egregious, but just the most obvious problem out of a host of other system problems really.

Not a still imagine really, but for being entirely AI generated this is way closer to being good than I'd have ever thought possible

Yep, just shut off your server when you log off until there's a patch. Pal AI completely fails/turns off when no one is logged in to the world, or if you get too far away from your base.

Even women have kinda figured out how to be in punk bands finally

something something punks not dead (the band already broke up of course)

Viking metal is old hat All my homies listen to siege metal now

Your base will also take damage during raids or hostile pokemon wander near. Your own pokemon don't *usually* damage your base when fighting, but on more than one occasion I've had that just fail? or not be the case anyway, and my own guys blew huge chunks of my walls up etc trying to get at...

There's not a lot of endgame in general once you get there. The way the leveling scaling works in terms of actually doing damage to things makes all the lategame bosses a raw level/stat check, which means you just need to fly around with 500 red balls catching 10 of every shitter pokemon that...

They know how dogshit it is and hoping to try and at least break even with big launch sales before word gets out about just how dogshit it actually is https://www.ign.com/articles/suicide-squad-kill-the-justice-league-review

I'm down for poo John Wick

the look of a defeated man

It's instant recovery. This video goes over it pretty well in how it all fits together, but the super simplified version is you're functionally 'immortal' in most mapping scenarios outside some truly absurd like 20k+ single hits.