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She lost me in the second picture. Tattoos are nasty!

Holy effing sonofbitching hell, what is WRONG with you. Yes, because I would eventually stop being sick and have a half mil in the bank. How did you come up with that question?

Why wouldn't you? I like young looking girls and sucking cock. Does this mean I'm also a weirdo?

PS4 COD WWII I've never gotten into computer games, I don't even have a PC or laptop, anymore. How do you go about investing all the time and money it seemingly takes to get into that lifestyle?

Second period, I guess. What are the classes in WoW?

Well, since that gaming crap makes no sense...I'm going with Northern Lights. Holy fucksticks! And since my previous question got overlooked, I'm asking again. What is your record for times you've jacked off in a single day (waking up to going to sleep day)? And don't bullshit.

I have no idea what that means, but I'm sure that it is something pretty cool to you computer super nerds. What's the most times you've jacked off in one day? And, if applicable, can you jack off at EQ camp?

Women, the useless skin attached to the vagina. I hate dudes, too.

I samy half sister online taking a piss with her pants down. She had a smile/surprised look. I know it was her because I recognized the background. She's 20 years younger than me. She was late teens and hot. I didn't say anything, but I'm glad that I got to see it. Don't judge my choice of...

See 2 previous questions. How do you decide on which side to chew your food?

You forgot us Libertarians, get the government out of our business. And , I love a thick girl without the nasty big titties. Also, I don't care that I'm breaking the rules. I'm a Class A lurker, I do what I want. Cute chubby girl, or ugly skinny girl?

Everyone, I'd love to be the last man standing. Who would you choose to be the last two people on Earth with you?

I know that broke the rules, but I had to get it off my chest.

Under the cape while getting a haircut, she was pretty hot.

I'm not sure if I understand the question. Am I getting buttfucked, shooting one, etc. I'm going with Crosby. If you could change any historical event, would you and what one and to what degree.

What the fuck? I'm a Class A Lurker. I don't even have to post a pic. I reposted to be an asshole. Because even an asshole knows not to comment without a pic.

Kill 100 people, waiting in line behind a jerk, blamo; some dipshit teenager with a smart mouth, headshot, etc. Would you rather eat breakfast in bed, (your all time favorite meal), or eat the pussy of a beautiful woman for breakfast?

Pic, or GTFO

Yes, but more like absolute dictator Star in a porno, or star in a box office blockbuster.?Money the same, so not a consideration.

Yes, while furiously masturbating. Do lesbians get turned on when they open a can of tuna?

Now we're just getting personal, he lost his virginity to the dog. Would you bring someone back to life? No weird pet semetary bullshit. An older person comes back younger, healthier, etc.

Yes Would you let a guy blow you?

That's an easy one, a briefcase that always has enough money in it to pay for whatever I was buying. Would you kill someone, anyone, no one in particular, or someone specific if you would not be caught?

I don't wear them. Suck your best friend's dick to cure his terminal disease?

Pee into a cup. Remove a finger or toe for money?

Hell no, do you know what is in those things? Would you never see any of your friends for $10 million?

Seeing a guy blowing another guy. Would you let a guy blow you?

It's part honor, part sarcasm. Shit, you're stupid.

Yeah, my buddies got taken by these two guys who "needed help", but had to hold our money so they could trust us. I said no way and watched the dumbshits get robbed, voluntarily. Would you swindle someone if you could?

Yes, I am a hardcore lurker. I considered posting a photo, but I don't exactly know how to link them. I can save them and then post. That's really a lot of work. I'm kind of challenged on that, but you're right. Please grant mercy on my lack of skills. And know that I truly love lurking, you...

This thread is crap. What the actual eff? I thought ScreenShots was supposed to have pictures. I was expecting some slutty, albeit nasty, pics of some girls in or out of PJs or sweatpants. I am disappoint.

Holy shit, I follow SS, and thought that this would be funny, or even better, sick. Y'all fucked it up, totally missed the point. I would, of course play with my newfound vagina until my fingers were wrinkly, then insert a plethora of various sized and shaped objects into it. I might get some...

Merry new tomorrow.

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Tittie perfection

Where else are you going to get trophies for nothing. I love you guys.

My penis, I spend A LOT of time on this one. I'm a man, does thinking about my penis make it gay?

Man, that was effing fun. Most of them described me pretty accurately. I did take HUGE offense to the "deluded" line. I must've clicked twenty times. The best one that I took to heart was: “You're a hateful, middle-class, imperialistic traditionalist!”, I sure do hate some folks.

18 is getting too old, gimme JB to ogle any day