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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    what a chad. he deserves a hand for that.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    that set up makes me want to post my normal-ass keyboard bindings that work just fine haha
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    yea. i'm sure i'm over-remembering a tiny aspect of her in phase two. some...part of her casting animation has her lift. maybe the mini moon thing. or summoning maybe. heh i bet she stays on the ground 90 percent of the time but due to my cheap ass knife shenanigans my memory is of her flying...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Renalla.. phase one is smash some gimps. wild swings her to death. then when she's on the water platform floating around by the moon. shooting crazy shit at you. i just held my shield up and circled her perpendicularly to make the spread-magic-thing miss. ran from the mini moon attack. when i...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    i play on keyboard, but i'm commonly regarded as a madman. most play it on gamepad. in the past...darksouls 1-2, parts of sekiro and DS3 were monsterously un-helpful and/or downright shat upon to use keyboard and mouse. now it's a matter of changing one option to make the shortcut tips into...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    i craft and use poison knives. some foes poison well. some leave themselves open for a knife in the gut when they are posturing and you're far away. and I fucking hate flying foes.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    uhhh shit. i found a perfume bottle in a set of ruins that had a perfumer in it. either far northeast lurnia or just into the aldus plateu. maybe it was IN the rot swamp in caelid. i remember fighting a perfumer and finding some bottles laying around in the nearby ruins.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    they would do well to re-do a lot of ARR. though i'm sure they would prefer to just begin crafting the next storyline from the ground up with their well oiled machine. instead of sinking money into 10 year old content. But still. if each update they re-did some early scenes and worked their...
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    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    i eagerly await the game developed by this non-male non-white space. the progressive stack comitee meetings would be amazing to behold (see also that POINTOFPERSONALPRIVLEDGE video).
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    hah you know, the singing harpies, when i hear them i immediately tense up and adopt a sneaking posture. trying to sort out how i can fucking murder them before they see me.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    you know, now that i know more lore, and understand the world better i should take serious consideration of the crazy shit those hags say to me. before i just kind of listened and said "look gramma, i need to fight the guy in that big castle over there" but...i bet that would help alleviate...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    i fucking love the use of audio/visual markers in the world that hint you how to find things. just off the top of my head: the grim reaper statues reveal the direction of a crypt the glow trees let you track the ghost to a dungeon or something. the paintings of another place you go to the grace...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Git Notepad scrub
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I would have liked even a list of hints we received. Or a list of where people were last seen. But alas. I will getgud or...notepad
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I play greatshield full time and it's...a mix. you keep the shield down when you are unsure. let loose of it when you need stamina and bring it up in time to block blows. push in close. figure out how many attacks a foe makes. guard counter on the last one. or just estimate that you can eat a...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I must have missed the brick hammer. i had the anchor but..something about it annoyed me. maybe i should try it again. i've been inclined to wait for the 'next big thing' since i'm later in the game.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    i want it whatever that is. I'm a shield connoisseur and i swear to fucking god. the shield you get from the spear commander in literally the first godrick camp. is like...2 (block boost) points worse than a shield you get from late lurnia. and that's only a point or two behind the hideous...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    yea he goes...from the intro space. to the long bridge across. to...i think the next top of the stair (or i'm wrong and he skips strait to) the big giant circle at the top. he turns into a real shit head at the top. he ports whenever he damn well feels like it. i had to juke into cover each time...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    i suspect that the little alter at the beginning, will lower that stair case down. I just don't have what it wants yet.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    no. just more ghosts and rats. I beat him by poisoning him early on. when he got to the top tier i went opposite his path and cleared the layer. and I used my flask of physic to bubble up for the last push around the big circle to get him. i equipped magic resist token.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    heh yea i hated that maniac. a cornerstone of my play as hammerboy is that i just kind of get people crumpled and pound them to death. and he gets to move out of this position numerous times and put himself back into an advantageous position.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    i find myself often 'rotating' around the foes till i see them commit then i risk attacking or drinking. i end up not watching for tells as often as i just wait for them to overextend.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    after finding 3 dozen legendary greatswords, i got curious. is there a legendary shield? or a legendary club/warhammer/greathammer or great mace? or is it all all fancy swords with a few other welfare items tossed in? i'm doing a heavy armor, big shield strength weapon build right now.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    given the people bitching, that checks out.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I like armor for stacking poise for a shield build. able to take blows without staggering save for boss super hits. and those you don't stamina deplete you just knock back or flail your arms a sec.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    what is a UX? i read that like 30 times in a thread and have no idea what that means in normal people talk.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    i tend to save those for when i accidentally find a merchant in a weird place. i buy all his stock and never visit again.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    yea, that.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    But you are literally wrong on everything.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I thought she was her sister for the longest time in arr
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    maybe do a big toe peddal for each foot and a heel. maximize FPS (feet per second)
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    for some weapons you can hold heavy attack to rear your weapon back like a polo player and swat them just as you ride by. secondary attack swats the left side.
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    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    hay guys, lets do a job which can be done literally anywhere in one of the most expensive zip codes in america.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    the souls games always take place in a world where the metaphysical cosmology is breaking down. in darksouls one the 'light' or 'fire' was dieing in the world and everything was dark and falling apart. everyone becoming undead. in elden ring the world was fucked up by, what seems to be, the...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Do you use a mechanical keyboard? I do mouse and keyboard and my roll feels smooth. But I did some rebinding and I play a fat build
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    Lost Ark Online

    That was the best news I heard about it. Dude doesn't have to bow down to weird stock politics
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    its the Gilded Greatshield from the spear commander uses in the first godrick camp at the crossroads. it's got quite a lot of block and i love it. it can withstand blows from (most things) without staggering me. heavy as fuck. 36 strength needed
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    i know that feel. moving out of limgrave to the north and still rocking the generic ass plate from the vendor. need a nice mob with heavy armor to farm that can't tornado me to death instantly
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    that sounds like nipplevillian guy talk to me!