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Goalies being fucking untouchable outside of the paint is retarded enough to earn him that. Quick is an amazing goalie but he's been a total fucking baby this entire series. He embellished the shit out of that supposed "hit" by Cooter. Quick deserved it after his cheapshot to the face of...

And here comes game 7. Of course that scumbag brown had to score. This game is either going to be brutal for SJ, or fucking glorious.

This movie was just another generic fucking action movie with a highly predictable plot and no consequence. I am incredibly tired of this type of movie.

So this was the game I was fearing LA would put up. Brown is the biggest fucking scumbag on the planet. The guy fucking rolls through Niemi and gets nothing for it. I want to see this go to game 7 but I know how LA plays in game 7's and I don't want to experience the beating. And again, Brown...

Gomez has had his moments. He hasn't been very good this series. I'll take him for how cheaply we got him but he has been pretty mediocre this series. Ain't nothin but a depth thang. I hope that Cooter, Jumbo and Patty can keep bailing us out. Nemo looked weak as fuck this last game.

aaaaand the Nucks fire AV. Funny stuff.

The Sharks DOMINATED the first period and a half. Joe Thornton was a fucking monster. I do think we stole that goal, but c'est la vie. I also think the Sharks dominated the first two games and had the second one stolen from them so it all even outs. If the Sharks can't win this next one it...

Pretty sweet to see the Shark outplay the kings twice and lose both games. I suspect that this is just how things go. Life is bullshit. Gonna go fill the bathtub with hot water, bust out a razor, and put on some My Chemical Romance. In all honesty, that was fucking painful to watch.

SJ looked so rusty out there tonight. Quick did what he always does and robbed us a few times. I can't believe they didn't even get a goal considering they out-shot LA, almost two-to-one. Reminds me of that game they had a couple of years ago where quick got a shutout even though he had 50+...

I blame this more on California having some of the best teams in the NHL. PACIFICDIVISIONWUT! Actually, The Ducks and The Stars blow. LA and SJ are beastly, though!

I don't honestly know what to feel about SJ facing LA. Given their past, that series could go either way. At least we aren't facing The Hawks? I dunno. This somehow seems worse for us. The Hawks taking a fat dump on Detroit gives them an easier round. Even if we beat LA, they will have beaten...

You know, i'm psyched that the Sharks sweeped. But, I really want to get back to watching some Sharks hockey, even if it is against the Hawks.

60 goal scorer next year, imo.

I definitely wouldn't bet on Nemo winning, but god damn did that guy carry SJ through the bad months. Huge amount of wins, given the season. Best shorthanded goalie in the league. Beast. I don't expect him to play like that every season but I am really glad that he got this one, and it's nice to...

I don't agree at all. They took stupid penalties. Even if you were right, Vancouver complaining about diving and bad calls is beyond retarded. Weise was a dickbag all series. Bieksa is a complete tool, and tweeting about his complaints was a real bitch move. The Sedins having what are typically...

And Niemi actually gets nominated for the Vezina. Did not see that coming. If we somehow beat the Hawks, I imagine that he will get it. SJ beating the Hawks is pretty unlikely, though. The Glass Man(Havlat) being injured still doesn't help our cause. At least we have a week off...

Sharks bring out the brooms, and I was 100 feet away from Marleau when it happened! Getting waaaaaaaaay more drunk tonight!

SJ owned that third period so fucking hard. I'm going to game 4 and i'm psyched. This team looks purdy good right now... Oh, and Kessler can suck a bakers dozen of dicks. Oh, and it was glorious when Henrik took that incredibly dirty hit on Cooter and Cooter went and scored on the ensuing...

San Jose should have just done what they did with Burns to Crankie! Can you say slowest forward in the league? Good for Crankie.

MOTHER FUCKING SHARKS! ALL CAPS! Fuck you, Canucks! Life is good! I love me some Patrick Marleau. Now seems about right for some J.R. style, gutless bullshit. I fucking had a shitty day and this was just exactly what I needed. GO SHARKS!

The Cannucks are a bunch of cunts and for once they actually paid for it. Really glad to see the Sharks act disciplined after a horseshit second period. Really happy we got one on the road. I think we are the only team that has gotten one on the road, so far. In other news: HAVLAT IS INJURED...

Thank god The Sharks lost. I so did not want to play The Blues in the first round.

Suter I totally agree with but I really think the market offers a player like Parise way too much. A guy that small that goes to the net as hard as he does is going to eventually have diminishing returns. If you consider how many other high end snipers get paid a fraction of what Parise does...

I don't think it will happen, but if The Wild miss the playoffs, I will laugh my ass off. Two fourteen million dollars contracts for this year, Jesus Christ.

I'm curious, how much are they playing Murray since he was traded to the Pens?

And the Sharks clinch...thank god.

Hahaha. KANE! Welp, that tie ended quickly.

That first period was allllll caps. Although, I don't know if I agree with the call on goal against the Caps. Looked to me like it was on it's side, and in.

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You'll need to buy me dinner first.

Everyone forgets about the Caps. They are very forgettable.

Nemo racks up another win. I can't imagine what the Hawks would be like if they still had him, and that's saying a lot. Torres snags a goals...heh. Wild were fucking dominated in the second/third. I soooo don't want to face L.A. in the first round, though. We usually beat them but after last...

I will be astonished if they make the playoffs. Imagine what this team will look like if/when they lose Datsyuk next year. It will become a case of "Detroit...who?"

This puppet episode was the only the second time I've genuinely had a hard time sitting through an episode. The other time was Shirley's wedding. There were the typical good jokes here and there, but good fucking lord was this episode so lacking in everything. The show is so direction-less...

As much as I agree with the west having better rounded teams, I think those two have better stats because they are playing with much better teams. They were each on two of the worst teams in the west. I would also like to point out that the Sedin duo has been one of the scariest duo's to face...

My guess is that the big ship is a repainted Red Dwarf. The bad guy is the alternate universe Rimmer, Ace.

Forgot about Backstrom. If Nemo wasn't shutting everyone down the Sharks outlook would be far more grim. The guy has really upped his game. Given his salary, it's especially impressive.

Niemi steals us another one. I think he leads goalies in wins now? He was tied for 1st coming into this game. Torres, of all people, gets the shootout win. Heh. I really don't want to admit that this guy has been an extremely positive addition to the team, but...

Ahh another glorious Nemo shutout. How is this guy not being mentioned for the Vezina? Oh, and hahaha... http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_as...ose_medium.gif Drew Remenda, one of our SJ announcers, coined this position as the "Downward Desert Dog."

The SJ/Detroit shootout last night was awesome. Of course LA had to win their fucking game. God, I don't want to have to play LA or The Blues in the first round.