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She said I could put up one more since youve kept the 2/10 and sharp knees jokes to a minimum. She also says ty for the GWB comment.

Thanks, man. I am pretty blessed that she enjoys doing stuff like that. She's actually pretty shy and a bit self conscious but she definitely becomes more open due to the comments she gets on her bod. She wants to do another shoot later this year in some of these outfits once she loses about...

Her not-so small contribution to rerolled. I might be able to convince her to upload more if the rerolled audience likes.

Pics coming in about 3 hours

My wife checks out this site just because I tend to be on here quite a bit. She had some professional nude shots taken about 4 months back and asked if I had posted them on here. When I replied "no" she asked "why the hell not?" I guess that's a green light from her. I'll ask her and prob post...

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I think this is the point where we start posting our periscope channels and have a drunk video party

I kept waiting for a random shot of baby batter to shoot onto her face while she was talking. I am disappoint.

Girlfriend in HS cut the underside of my dick with her teeth while giving me the first of many BJs. Kinda jaded me from that point. I didn't stop her whenever she offered but they weren't that great. Finally met a girl in college who could suck/lick the chrome off a door knob like a pro...

I remember getting amped about the weekend and finding any reason to party with friends. Got a chicks number? Party! Broke up with a chick? Party! Just got paid? Make it rain party! Now I just get excited when my credit score starts to flirt with 800.

My wife and I constantly discuss moving to Austria or France when we retire in 10-15 years. We've gone so far as to looking into possible home exchange programs with our place in Florida. We haven't been back there since our honeymoon and we're just wanting something different from the U.S.

She's a straight up naughty nymph and the teacher thing turns me on. I'd rather be with a sex crazed 7 who is open to letting me ass fuck her in a glass elevator at the local Westin than a 9-10 with no imagination. She'd make a good partner to mold over time "babe, we need to upgrade them...

The Google-fu of rerolled never ceases to amaze. Cheers to that. Yeah, after further review I concur that she's a bit of a Monet painting. Looks good from a distance, but up close you realize it's just mish mash of different oils splattered everywhere. Still, I'd hit it just to check off...

What ever did happen to Wolf? Sorry, it took me awhile to make the FOH to Rerolled jump.

"Call girls" Johnny. When they're alive theyre "call girls". When their dead they are just "Hookers"

^saw those pics and thought J49 hired some new talent in the "My New Dating Pool" thread gIS for Hot Teacher ]

That pretty much sums it up. I've watched friends recover from divorces, bankruptcy, addiction, and personal loss and each one of them thought they would never pull out of the nose dive. Hell, get some guidance from a professional to at least show you the steps to recovery. Theres no point in...

You have insider info so you can't. Plus we all know where your extra money goes.

Once we get more details on said departure. It could be a ruse to stimulate last minute bets or change the current odds.

Damn, I guess that means an end to the "who's going to jail/grave first? J49 or wizardhawk" betting pool.

Porkachews I'z chews you!

Is that Tara Strong? EDIT: never mind. It is Tara Strong. Now I may fap with confidence!

This guy...this guy is the dog I always wanted since I was a kid. Smart and well behaved as you would expect from a Golden.

Great. Now a bunch of Furries wearing "I Can't Breathe!" T-shirts

Sauce?

Only if my first choice of 60ish chick turns me down...(and a bottle of whiskey)

I was at my parents place during summer break during college and I had a cute red head from one of my classes come stay the night there. She met my parents and all was cool. After they went to their room we started fooling around and it started to get pretty heavy. She was a virgin and decided...

He was the one I would always pick when my wife would ask, "If you could have lunch with any celeb, who would it be?" I'll admit I teared up quite a bit after hearing this. I used to listen to his stand up Live at the Met late at night on my walkman and laugh my ass off. I knew that whole...

Would be nice to get a few rounds of paintball deathmatches in there.

Holy mother of god. Source?

So Kate has her own shoe line now?

Happy New Years nets?

My God... The sex I would have with her and force others to watch.

Our golden retriever, Hobbes. Always the center of attention when we take him out in public. So many women coming up with the "OMFG! He's Sooooo cute!!!1!" I should have gotten one during college.

There's a picture in there?

First Obamacare and now this? Sign me up, son! Free shit for nothing!

<----- Yes please