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Happy new year from the future, bitches. We might be 'Down-Under' but we are already living in 2022.

That's Mel fucking Gibson right there .... Not so fun fact, I went to school with his Niece - Emily - she was a total, stuck up bitch..... but then again, if my uncle was in Lethal Weapon, and I'd been invited from Australia to a few Hollywood parties when I was 16, i'd have been a bitch, too.

“Post a pic, dickhead’

Can confirm, as an Aussie, my first trip to LA and Disneyland - i saw about seventy billion Rascal scooters (Fat guy scooters as our kids called them....)

In the early 90s when I worked in a recording studio as production engineer, we only ever used AMPEX 456 Grand Master . . Some of those tapes are still usable, despite being stored very, very badly and being smoked around every day for about 10 years.... We moved to DAT not long after that . . . .

Best cartoon ever. We had B&W TV in North Queensland when I was a kid, and when me moved to Brisbane and we got colour TV? This was the best show - I had no idea the brightness and vibrance of the colours! and we actually dressed like that - it was goddamn relatable for a 70s kid...

It’s even funnier because in Australian slang, Root means “to fuck” as in …. ‘Wanna root?’

As an Aussie, this terrifies the SHIT out of me. Not only will these things kill you, it will hurt the whole time. There is no antivenom, there is no serum. You live, or you die. Fucking blue-ringed octopus man . . . fuck those little venomous fuckers. Obligpic

Just finished building this. Rare as hell here in Australia - a Cali sourced VN88 - 1988 Kawasaki 1500cc I think it's the only one here - I've seen '96 and '92 models, but nothing before that in the records. It's called 'The MILF' because of the plates. Selling it soon to find the next build...

Creepy Chan?

As an Aussie, this terrifies me.... those PRAWNS would last about . . 10 minutes before you were looking at some serious gastric distress here....

Shouldn't that be spelled 'Mole Arses' ?

Jadebabbi is amazing

Australian Insulin prices I had to look this up, I had no idea, but you have to love the Medicare system we have here. No person left behind for healthcare. As an example, I paid less approx 2% of my last year's salary into Medicare so that we can all access healthcare. Private prescription...

There may be a reason the USA is having trouble with getting things under control .....

Jesus, was there a horse in her ancestry?

One huge upside to Australia doing the social isolation and mask things is that we now have a HUGE drop in the number of flu deaths ... THis was not the intention, but is a nice by-product of listening to the experts...

Unfffffffff ........

Celsius?? Or do you mean HogsheadsPerFreedomEagles? Use a real measurement standard infidel

Oh myyyyy Well worth the little bit of searching to find Collete of MPL Studios..... Thanks!

Sweet Jesus . . . . Well, it will be fun to watch in November at the least . . . . Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Many thanks @Bubbles

Sunshine, I'm an Aussie - I get my view of trumpsters from the general media . . This was a serious question

Is this serious? Please tell me that sign is photoshopped? Are Trumpsters really that un-self aware?

You're my favouritest person right now.

Where's the beetroot? the pineapple? That egg is seriously overdone and who the fuck puts raw onion and avocado on a fucking burger?? 2/10 would not eat.

Shit's on fire, yo.

Central Coast, NSW "choking on smoke for the last two months" represent! Our street last night ...

Dave Graney - Sweet! I did a few gigs with this guy - I played in a support band, and he was still with the Coral Snakes. He's an Aussie legend among musicians! Here's is their biggest hit

Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all. The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with...

Also, Who the fuck is this? (Pic, Also mine) I have a side hustle as a pro photographer and got invited to shoot the Arias this year. Each and every person on that red carpet is a cunt.

Fucking Sophie Monk had her own air-blowers on the red-carpet at the Arias - what a cunt. Vacuous, rubber-faced mostly unattractive cunt. (Pic: Mine)

I do love her enthusiasm and obvious love of music. I'm also wondering what she has hiding under the left side of her face - always has it covered by hair. I'm not sure what it's called, but i have it ....

Backpacker murderers are way too north, needs to be close to Danni Minogue (For more than one reason.....) Obligpic Beth Roars makes my peepee very happy

Then again maybe we deserve to burn . . . . we can buy these abominations at the shops now. Fucking flavoured rice pappadoms. Fucks sake.

This is literally most of my country right now The Amazon fires that had so much had wringing was a total of about 670,000 acres. Currently there are over a million acres of bushland on fire in NSW alone. ....and our Prime minister* refuses to even mention the words Climate Change... the...