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Well that's weird. According to the Marqui de Sade, buttfucking someone on a full stomach is better precisely because it's fuller. It's been a while since I read it, but I think he said ideally you want to be pushing a turd back up in there.

Just got off the phone with tech support. Got a computer that's not outputting any video. So he wants to check the power supply. OK, fine. It's one of the supplies they ship, it's supposed to be 24 V so I measure it and it's like 23.8 V. He goes, oh that's not good, it's supposed to be 24V...

That sounds like private rooms intended for fucking. I bet there's a lot of fucking going on in there.

That's actually worse than what I have here, which is NO wifi in that building at all. At least I know to just take a magazine. You have to deal with the hope and frustration.

what the fuck? You have to rent a karaoke room? I thought the whole point of it was to inflict your godawful singing voice on a bunch of strangers. That must be a san fran thing. I've never even heard of paying for karaoke around here other than maybe a cover charge or drink minimum.

What I would do is I would start trying random things. Ramp it up until she shows you her limits. Watch porn and do whatever they do. Butt stuff. Nipple clamps. Another woman. Electricity. Wait, electricity might be dangerous so don't do that unless you're willing to learn about it...

Did you sniff her pussy?

I thought the difference was that they're analog while all the current things are digital. Some people claim that no matter how high the bitrate they can hear the digitization. So Vinyl or casset are the only options and vinyl lasts longer. For me a bitrate of 8 is probably fine for music.

Yes I do fuck ass on occasion. Was that supposed to be a dig? Would you like a do-over?

You only say that because you want to eat his ass. Do you just assume anyone who turns you on has fucked a dog?

I've never had trouble shaking loose particles from a spoon evenly across my food. Maybe just practice.

The company pays for it so the other crew has a right to it too. I just have to keep ordering it. And I'm not here so unless I lock it up or take it home there's no way to stop them.

2 rustles. #1 since I started losing weight I'm way more sensitive to jalapenos. Sucks because I really like how they taste. This might be a case of 'correlation does not equal causation', all I know is that my asshole is currently on fire because of this. #2 people who use something up...

I got hit bad when I was a kid by something that nested in the ground. I was mowing and apparently the noise from the engine pissed them off. I took off running for the house swatting at them. Me and my dog sat there and battled the ones that had followed. We didn't even try to count the...

I would put some away and forget about it for a year or so and see what it was like. I've tried to cure store bought soap and it makes no difference. I don't know why.

I haven't seen the movie, but is it kinda like choosing the pope? God chooses the pope but there is a vote amongst the cardinals to make sure they all agree he chose the same person.

Do you let it sit for a long time to cure? Colonial soaps had to cure for months. The longer the better. If you used it too soon it was too soft and got used up quickly.

That doesn't sound too far off from me and my wife. We play the "how do you want to do it" game and I can't get her to talk dirty or give me handies. She'll start a handjob and just put it in her mouth and I'm like "goddammit woman that's not what I wanted. No, of course don't stop, but...

Do you do it like colonial women and boil your lye? I always thought that sounded interesting. Where do you even find lye? And what is that on top? It looks like you're garnishing a dessert. This is how manufacturers get sued.

OK, thanks. I must have been confused. Are the multiple timelines separate from the multiple universes?

If earth 838 was studying the multiverse, why did they call themselves 838? Seems like they would consider themselves earth prime. Also, how were they studying it? There are only a few methids for traversing them and I didn't see any of that there. Did they have the time bureau technology...

Are we sure ossoi is a brit? I worked with a guy from mississippi once who told us that the way to train a dog was to jerk it off regularly.

They don't use the bathroom in star trek. My theory is that they have specialized teleporters designed to remove the poop and piss and that's used as raw material for the food. The assholes in the Star trek universe must be cleaner and a porn star's. I bet the girls give up anal easily too as...

Nanny dog? How was that a nanny dog? You don't require proof do you? If not then I have 2 because they're better than body pillows. Now stop interacting with me.

My dad always said there were 2 rules to being successful in any suation. Rule #1, never tell anyone everything you know.

Just looking at the dude's picture ... is there any chance he's diddling kids and did this to give himself cover or maybe was pissed at her for being sloppy about it? That's a creepy looking mofo

In the series upload they had a rich fuck who got off on eating endangered animals. That's pretty much exactly what I said. If they tasted good, they wouldn't be endangered.

This is what my desk looks like at home. 2 different computers. Laptop is obscuring the 2 monitors attached to it, and the desktop monitors are on the left. What does that make me? My guess is True Lazy or Lazy Trash

Yes. This is how I figure out new toasters. I watch with a flashlight until the toast gets where I like it, then slowly adjust down until it pops up. Mark that spot and subsequent toastings are perfect.

I guess it could be her child. Rose was a coal burner. But then I read this. The casting of Finney, who is transgender, follows the history-making turn by Bethany Black, who was the first openly transgender actor to be cast on “Doctor Who” when she debuted her role as 474 in 2015. Rebecca...

You use a new cup every day? Are you even a real coffee drinker if you change your cup more than once a quarter? Are you drinking some weak shit that allows bacteria to grow?

Where are you haus? Reporting her to ice might be considered a hate crime. They'll tack that on to the "leaving the scene of an accident", "theft of property", "Tampering with vehicle registration", and "extortion" charges and you'll be right and properly fucked.

That's pretty awesome. Anyone got a higher res version where you can read the words? Whatever the rest of the signage says, if "DOGS ARE LOOSE DO NOT EXIT VEHICLE" and that chewed up doghouse don't clue you in, then the dogs are just doing darwin's work. Not even commenting on the story, just...

For those of you who watched it, which fight was better? Rose vs Carla, or Gabi vs Destinie?

For girls? Maybe more stupid. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm looking for more street fights with hair pulling and throwing a bitch around the ring. That would be less stupid. I think it would be more competitive just because there's a larger potential pool. I expect any girl who...

Am I the only one who wants to see heavyweight girls fighting?

Jeezus STFU weaboo. Isn't there a weebsite you can use to weeb out over this weeb shit?

This guy? No chance they'll ever make any charges stick. He's a mastermind.

I'm not sure they should mess with this one. There's no way they will as politically incorrect as they were the first time around. But I will give it a chance if they do it.