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I have and I can't. I used to be a champion as a kid. I mean like, just in the school. We'd have competitions to see who could keep it going the longest and I figured out how go at an angle and knock other kids' hoops down. Anyway, now they're like a hula belt. OK maybe not that bad, but I...

If there's not already a marvel superheroine based on her, there should be. That was amazing. But remy is still better. I think I forgot to post that when this thread was first made because I got distracted by jerking off. Got Damn those titties aint crippled.

Wait, I saw this movie. Or rather, approximately 8 minutes of it.

That was the XFL. The last iteration of the USFL had Quite a few. Yeah I know, this version isn't competing for the college stars like the last one was.

I assumed he was dead with how everyone is doing his schtick these days.

If they did this for 25 minutes I think a lot of people would have loved it.

Did she shout WORLD STAR!!!!? This behaviour aint new.

My advice is to go cut his grass for him. If he's a 1%er, you definitely want him to think of you as a good guy. And what will it take? An hour of your time at most? When you see him again tell him "Hey I saw it looked like you were having trouble with your mower, so I handled it for ya...

It's starting to really irritate me that people post a picture of 2 people together as think it's proof that they're in cahoots on everything. I laughed it off when it was trump, clitton, and epstien. The last one was bono with someone. As if celebs don't constantly have their picture taken...

Just because you use your mouth to jack off other dudes doesn't mean that's the normal method.

UPS, FedEx, and USPS tracking. No mention on any of them where the package is going or where it came from. Do these cock suckers have any idea how many fucking packages I have in transit when I go on a buying spree? Those emails they send are worthless. On a related note, I just ordered a...

It was through the same portal God uses to watch you jerk off.

Cheer up. It was probably only bedbugs.

This is what happens when parents are afraid to spank their children. They raise little assholes! Spare the rod, spoil the child.

Pretty shitty movie. I got up to piss at one point and almost didn't restart it. But that was the part where catwoman was going into the club and it looked like it was about to get good. However, I liked pattinson as batman. It's not his fault the story was so predictable. The problem is...

Listen here punk. I was in the first generation of people to actually use a goddamn computer. I took programming in high school and after about a month the teacher was coming to me for answers. Other students inevitably started skipping her and came directly to me and she politely asked me to...

Tell them you have a weird painless knot that shows up when you're fully erect. Good move telling all the girls at work that you're gay. They obviously think of you as their gay best friend.

Well once you know that, you can play her. Oh no missus. Please don't throw me in that briar patch!

I'm not sure which side you're taking in the argument.

That's a good point. It might be better to call him ultra lucky boy.

She's not pretty enough to get that kind of leniency. I guess she's just the judge's type. I wonder if he commonly wants to see the crack whores who run through his court in his chambers.

That joke always tickles me. Not unlike the doctor's sausage fingers. I was turning around to punch him in the face when he finished. He was like "OK That all looks fine" and was scooting back to the other side of the room. I'll tell you what though, I kinda wish there had been a camera on...

I got a prostate exam when i was like 25. No lie. I had a new doctor the next year, but the next few doctors when it was time for an annual I made sure they weren't going to do a prostate exam and told them about my first one. They thumbed through my records and couldn't figure out why he did...

Just be glad the M isn't "music" yet. Lets just have a whole new woke meaning for steam, then stem can go back to what it always was. social justice, transwhateverism, equity, arts, music

we could care less about your grammer nazi bullshit.

Quick question. Are you absolutely sure that you're not dead? Maybe he knows something you don't.

holy fuck. How does she keep the pants in one piece with those sharp knees? No but really, nice.

I am legit on the edge of my seat waiting to find out what's wrong with dragon lady. The worst I can come up with so far is if she's ugly.

I assume Peter (the first pope) molested someone. But since it was a minor and the records would have been sealed, we don't know for sure.

You didn't realize Thor was a God? Studies show that nearly all gays were molested as children. So the priests molesting altar boys are creating the gays that they supposedly hate. Time is a flat circle.

Does anyone know what % of these guys have been in the NFL? Any guesses as to how many make it to the NFL in the future? I know it's early for that second question.

Apparently his dog is picky about it's peanutbutter covered schlongs.

I got law an order for a while too. I don't have sound on so I don't know what happened. But I assume there was either a delay or a programming error. It's back on now. I am so hyped. I used to like the gamblers a lot and it looks like they're still kicking ass.

That sounds pretty weird and unhealthy. But OK. If it's working, it's not weird.

So then she's taking a vacation from the family.

@lurkingdirk would probably have to approve it before LLR would make the change.

What the fuck does this mean? A solo work vacation? Unless this is a bass ackwards way of saying a business trip, it makes no sense.

Is there any way we can change his asshat avatar to this for the duration of his reign?

Can someone post a list of all these shitty movies please? I wanna watch em all. BTW surrogates was really good. Bruce wasn't necessarily good in it, many people could have done that role IMO. But it was a good movie.