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literally can't tell if he's talking about dicks or soap dispensers here.

The obvious answer is to stand to the side, hold your hand 2 feet away directly in front of it, and karate chop the pump. Repeat until you get enough in your hand to clean up. Leave the rest to dry on the sink, floor, and wall.

The answer to this is to open the dispenser up and dip out some soap. Make sure to leave the top off. When the woman complains about you 'getting the soap dirty' roll your eyes and remind her that it's soap. Soap, is soap. If you can't trust a vat of soap to be clean with a few poop...

Did you miss the part about face recognition?

Padawans get training sabers to start. The training sabers can only stun IIRC. Of course, that's probably EU lore.

Got a question about initiative. One of the members of our party recently paid for DNDbeyond and realized they could create a campaign and let us all create characters using all the paid content. Anyway, I moved my character over last night and for some reason it's showing me to have +4 to...

Start calling your local card / comic book shops. Around here, the only way those places can stay in business is to host games. They usually get like 5 bucks per person per game. Around here the card shops have games specifically for kids. And by that, I mean adults can play but they have to...

Bro, where's the poor people option?

My driveway could use a power washing. Does he take commissions?

Our plan is similar, but we're not going to sell the current house. We're just going to buy duplicates of everything for the new house. Fuck moving.

OK lets use your handy tips. That dog had a high, wide, slow tail wag with a full body wiggle. That means slightly aroused and friendly. I rest my case. First time in the pit bull thread?

Little buggar was just playin. Lookit that tail. I LoL'd out loud when the citizen was like "give me your baton" and the cop gave her a weapon. Did the thread say anything about why the cops were harassing that innocent citizen and her little dog too? Whatever it was, it seems to have...

Let me put it this way. If that happened to me, I don't think I'd tell anyone the way you described. Not my foh gun bros, not my wife, not my karate buddies, no one. I'd tell people about the guy getting in my face and how I thought I would have to put him down. But not how I was weighing...

I'm happy to finally see female dwarves properly represented.

I noticed that our IT department has started using "Blocklisted" instead of "Blacklisted". Removing some of that excess diversity from the computers is a much needed step in the right direction. They still use "Whitelisted", praise gaia.

HBO wasn't scrambled for a long time. You could get it for free just by hooking up the coax to the box and plugging it into your TV. Source: We were broke and stole the shit out of cable when I was a kid and we had HBO. The utility box was in our back yard so even when they cut us off...

Bro, the holiday special is fucking awesome. I get drunk and watch it every christmas eve.

I'm there for "Bad Cop, Good Dog" When does it release? Is it Porn? Pretty sure Tom Ryder is a porn star. I may be out if it's porn. I'll wait for Ossoi's review.

Speaking of that, fucking UPS has been delivering my neighbors packages to me non-stop. I have my goddamn house number on my carport. Motherfucker isn't even looking for it. I'm going to buy some more numbers and put the address where it can be seen from every angle I guess. My neighbors...

Then what? It would suck? Agreed. If only conservatives made TV and movies, we'd have nothing but Veggie Tales and Trump Prophecies to watch. All starring Chris Pratt, produced by Mel Gibson.

That sounds sweet. My orc bard would fit right in. Does the whole party have to be evil, or can there be a truce for a common purpose?

At first I thought that orcs look suspiciously like lesbians now. Then I realized I had it backwards. Lesbians have always looked suspiciously like orcs. The orc on the horse is clearly supposed to be mike pape himself.

Does it change any of the core mechanics? Or is it like a tasha's that just adds options?

Is this based on your exhaustive research into the one furry you know?

lol. Written by a doctor. A chiropractor. Can quackopractors prescribe drugs? If not, they're not real doctors. Decent article, but nah, that poking thing is just a small part. You can poke with a baseball bat too, that doesn't make it a stabbing weapon. Her daggers have sharpened...

Did you ever tell us his age? I don't see it.

But they're not sai. They are knives. The way they look, the way she uses them. She can call them teddy bears if she wants. It walks like a dagger and talks like a dagger. It's a dagger.

I agree with you. Maybe he meant faggot. I bet most of the long hairs you've known were faggots.

I remember when my daughter came into the room in a tizzy about otherkin. I was like Although I was surprised that the shit we said as a joke had become reality for some 'people'.

At one convention I learned that if you ever see a scene with him that doesn't show the bottom half of the actors .... his dick is out. Especially if it's a scene with someone else. The gayness is the only reason he got away with it for so long. He'd slap his dick on a costar's shoulder while...

I find that I now like older shows that I didn't like when I first saw them. Hawaii 5-0 for instance. I'd say TV from the 70s through the 2000's holds up really well. Come to think of it, I wonder when it all went to shit. I bet we could pinpoint a time.

Vets don't want you to know this, but when your pup has a fever, you should give it mustard. Mustard is the best thing for a hot dog.

Try again, those aren't sai. I can see why you made that mistake. But look at how she's holding them and look at the second panel in the strip and you'll see they are clearly knives with huge hooked quillons.

Raphael is a dude? Holy shit this completely changes the erotic fanfic I'm writing.

That sounds like a very well adjusted pill addict.

He's the spittin image of James Dean. Spittin that cum out cause you know he's a fag and looks like he doesn't believe in eating animal protein.

The book was about a chicago gang. Is the movie set in austrailia?

The first act looks like it was pretty accurate from what I know of the real Gary Johnson (Hollywood 'accurate'). Obviously the occupation is wrong, but he really did get into act and wear disguises the way the movie portrayed it. Watched the fist act, I liked it a lot. Turned it shortly...

Lacrosse is the answer. Premier Lacrosse League season runs June through September

I was talking about the dog catcher at the end that helped the young bucks. I don't know what the owner was trying to do. Pretty sure it would take a whole bottle of benedryl sedate a dog. My dog has allergies and the vet told us to give her about 10 bennies a day. We saw no lethargy in her...