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How it goes is the lady pulls down the back of your shirt a little bit while finishing up your cut. You know, to shave the bit of hair she sees sticking out. Finishing work. Next thing she knows she's in Narnia.

There was an episode of Tales from the Crypt like this with Danny DeVito. They cut him in half lengthwise. unrelated - I'm told you can befriend giant lizards. They even like being petted.

I'm going to end up with crazy old man eyebrows. They're already threatening to go full caterpillar if I don't maintain plucks.

I've gone back and watched some clips. Chris and Jonathan come across like they've got things by the ass. Then Chris stops doing league introductions and Jonathan in fact does not have things by the ass.

Fifty? You ain't making it to November. At least some of them are going to be witches. unrelated -

I'd be really curious to know Chris's genuine position on making PoE2 in to it's own standalone title and fucking PoE1 in the dick hole to get there. The entirety of last year was one missed deadline after another to conclude with "oops, see you in July."

He's going to get the Gary Gygax treatment and discover GGG has dibs on all the ideas he wants to bring to his new company. edit - I just made that up because I was thinking of DnD

Maybe your weapon has spirit and if you were then to weapon swap that other weapon doesn't have enough?

Did you guys know this existed? Now you do.

There's a few different mechanics that could use a checkbox in the graphics settings. Shit like "minimal blight tower effects" or "barely do anything for delirium."

Even Camp Candy, the zero budget Saturday morning cartoon that John Candy was on, was watchable as a kid. That's more than you can say for a lot of similar products.

Looking back at it now I can see that the cost in no way justified the performance.

Cold convert shockwave totems.

Campaign Sanctum was a heinous goddamn experience. I don't even know why it let you in before maps.

It's an auto battler sir. That's another league where I was doing the mechanic and nothing else way longer than really made any sense. I just liked it. It's coming back at some point but I'm not sure I'm going to want to grind to max rating again. I might still like it but I might not. No way...

During Sanctum league I was running them one after another with an atlas optimized to get the most rooms the fastest. Cutting the price of things from the merchant to zero while running merchant relics was just the right kind of nonsense. Unless a league requires you to do part of one for a...

A house I jog past has 3-5 huskies. It's set pretty far back, the shades are drawn and it sounds like women screaming every time I go past. unrelated - prep for your 1.7 billion powerball win

Can't make anymore Nightmare on Elm Street films at the moment so why not try something like this

You giant nerd holy shit unrelated -

"Hey, Ghazzy is saying spectres are pretty good right now. Maybe I'll hop back in for them." "Oh." He said on stream just now that some of what was done to them is getting reverted.

I liked this franchise more when he was just ripping off Day of the Triffids.

Everyone with an active trade running be like

That you can't use the market right away is weird by itself. If you compare it to other games imagine not being able to go buy a lesser magic wand at Ironforge until you were ten hours in. Want to turn some basic mats in to early cash? No sir.

What's going to happen is someone is going to use it to troll or otherwise generate views, get banned and then anyone that panic pulls an item will be threatened by an angry blue balled buyer.

I'm sure others had this thought but what if you built a little maze out of your hideout, hid your stash, etc. and used the new system to price check like it was the old system. You put something in your merchant tab that you're not super sure of the price for and then wait to see if a parade...

I've got a check waiting for GGG as soon as they implement a spectre mtx that makes spectres shut the fuck up.

Just over two weeks until The shadows continue.

If I enjoyed doing the meta things this league there wouldn't be any issues. On the macro level the game got better. The story advanced. There are powerful things to do in it. I'm just completely over shooting any more Lightning Arrows. Unlike it's predecessor when you get off the reservation in...

Every streamer I sometimes watch is shooting things with a bow or a crossbow except Mathil who is doing Monk stuff again. Monk stuff still looks mostly fine.

I fucking should but I don't. Some stupid gotta be completionist autism at play. Most of the time it's a short little thing and we're on to the story. The last time I hit one that was awful was I think an anniversary edition of Earth Abides. Something about anniversary rereleases gets the author...

Gave Red Storm (edit) Rising a shot having never read a Tom Clancy novel before. It was good! I just started Rambo by David Morrell. I'd heard the book was bananas. The audiobook begins with an introduction from the author where he starts talking about the inspiration (whatever), how it became...

You don't have to spend your first ascendancy points making yourself weaker, no.

Success with weapon upgrades changes the game entirely during your initial run through the acts. One fortuitous drop or craft halves (or better) the amount of buttons you need to press to make things die. If you're unlucky things are a slog until RNG smooths back out.

You wish you were still this pure.

The kindest portrayal of DeForest Kelly ever. unrelated - Looking for ways to introduce noise that fucks with AI is a neat idea.

That bottom part looks like where the anti-tamper device (mousetrap) goes. Good thing there either wasn't one or it corroded away over the years. unrelated -