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As I understand it, the plan is to have a trilogy of semi-standalone releases, with each one adding new races and expanding the map. So initial release is Empire, Greenskins, Dwarves, and Vamps, and if they stick with four factions per release, I'd guess release number two will be something like...

"You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah." I got nothing of substance to add, I just loved that line.

So, we have had a little bit of info on what's going on with EQN development. Isn't much, but this thread's been in an info drought, so fuck it: First, since the Landmark wipe last month, the devs are now fully focused on EQN, and aren't doing any Landmark-only stuff for the foreseeable...

Eh, if I was going to go on a rampage over something in DS1, it'd probably be the fucking Kapra Demon. I'm actually currently in the midst of my first Dark Souls playthrough (DS2 was my first Souls game, and I wanted to go back and play DS1 before moving on to Bloodborne), and I only beat Kapra...

I think Scalebound was one of the games that announced it would skip E3, but be at Gamescom. Although I could be misremembering that.

The Warhammer interview was lackluster, but Killer Instinct just got confirmed for PC, which should make some people happy.

Granted, I'm kinda a mod minimalist, but my general method is to simply play the game, and if I come across something that makes me say, "huh, that's not right," then I go out and find a mod to fix that particular thing. Getting mods to fix particular problems, or add things whose absence seems...

Ok, *now* this goofy shit is starting.

So the PC stream includes an hour-long quiz on games. And someone thought this was a good idea.

It says one more minute. Edit: never mind, brain fart.

Ehh...nobody here was obviously high, so I don't know if it was quite that bad. Then again, there was that guy in the mask...

Especially when standing next to bald-guy-with-neck-tattoo Well, I guess, balding-guy-with-neck-tattoo, so I guess it's not full skinhead.

The teacup ride is a special move. Obviously we're looking at GotY.

Truly Square has their finger on the pulse of the consumer.

Looks like another mobile game.

They brought out the Kingdom Hearts guy to introduce FF7?

Their translator go on break, or something?

Ah Japan, don't ever change.

Oh yeah, and Square's thing is starting soonish.

They're pushing Mario Maker *really* hard. I mean, it's a neat little idea, but they're pushing it like it's the next Mario 64. Oh well, Star Fox looked cool, at least.

Looks like they're opening with Star Fox.

There was some goofy shit in here, but I generally liked it.

Huh. So post apocalyptic AC3; I can get behind it.

Opening with the fucking Last Guardian?!?

If they came on and literally talked about nothing but the Vita, it'd probably still be a push.

Not showing any AC gameplay was a mistake, but Ghost Recon and For Honor both looked bad ass, so yeah, not a bad conference, I guess.

On stage dance number in 3, 2, 1...

Wow, that trailer.

Ok, this is awesome. Combat looks a little like a super upgraded Mount and Blade, with directional attacks and blocking.

Butters mocking preorder at the end was a nice touch.

Ok, Star Wars, a Mass Effect teaser, and a bunch of bullshit I can't pretend to care about. Think we know who'll end up winning Worst Press Event this year.

Yep, needed to switch to youtube's live stream.

...and the stream died. Feels about right.

Well, you can't expect them to waste time on Mass Effect when they've got mobile games and fantasy football to cover.

You'd think they wouldn't devote this much time to a soccer game at an American expo, as opposed to, say, one in any other country in the world.

Dear God, one of EA's pro athlete presentations, and it isn't horrifically awkward. Is this one of the signs of the apocalypse? Still boring, but not horrifically awkward.

Yay, mobile. Well, if anyone needs to take a bathroom break, now's the time.

Were we supposed to know who that guy was?

Yeah, the gameplay actually looked decent, but they did themselves no favors with the pitch.

"The yarn represents love". Dear God, they're laying it on thick.