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OK, so after having the shit scared out of me playing the phenomenal Alien Isolation game on my PS4, I ordered the newish blu-ray pack of the Alien flicks. Thought it was time to revisit these bad boys and check out the 'directors' cuts. They are (quality wise) as good as you may have heard -...

I know, right? I totally blow spunk all over my monitor whenever I even hear the prime minister mentioned. He's so cuuuute. Look at those come soak my wood eyes... we are few, but we are legion.

Big nasty twat squatting over a mirror.

Speaking of Canadian curds and Star Wars. Canada's new Prime Minister's wife makes for a pretty sweet Princess Leia! Who knew?

Who knew there was so much gay love for poutine? Oh well... In order to quell the accusations of cheese-shaming, I'll buy some at Zingermans tomorrow and chow down with some IPA. Should make for a good yeasty, hoppy, and sour-milk scented load as I jerk-off to Princess Leia in the surf.

Too funny. Especially since Lorenzo would never have a last row start - that's reserved for McLaren!

Yeah, that was particularly odd to see especially after the Nico-booing on the podium in Austin. I think the energy level was so high in Mexico City that day, they were going nuts for everyone.

This chick on Gotham is so fucking hot, I can't stand it. I'd let her beat the shit out of me every goddamn day.

Love how those dumb fuckers in camel crotch central always wear black in the middle of summer in their shit hole desert of a country.

I saw that poutine vomit when I was in Montreal earlier this year for the Grand Prix. We went to Rotten Ronny's for some quick eats and they were putting that shit on fries. Fucking disgusting as hell. Supposed to taste good..., but I stayed au natural and went with basic salt. Still skeeves me...

Advanced cooling, lol?

Also, for those interested - Mexican Race Notebook

For those interested - Mexican Qualifying Notebook

Clit and dick.

^^ wise words... Unrelated baby

Holy fuck is Patti Smith ugly.

Starbucks has dog parking in Mexico city. Ole!

So jealous! Couldn't go this year because of work schedule and was thinking it worked out well for me over the first two days. But then the race... epic. Crazy how the weather is even more fukd this weekend.

Also, Ted's sort of Qualifying Notebook from Austin GP. https://vimeo.com/143516539

In case you missed it - Ted's Notebook from Austin. https://vimeo.com/143559570

Reminds me of where I wanted this movie to go...

Also, now even Adrian Newey saying Red Bull is completely fucked for next year. He blamed everyone but them of course, but it still means no Red Bull or Toro Ross next year as it stands now. Red Bull confirmed today that Toro Rosso cannot make their own engine deals. So if one team out then both...

So that was a somewhat better race than that gay shit at Singapore but not in the same class as Suzuka. Poor Nico. I mean, a gas pedal in a ?5,000,000 car? Really? Oh well. Kimi lost his head and wrecked fellow Finn Bottas' race on the last lap. I've seen a couple different angles and there's...

Holy fuck is this guy a retard. Just listened to him talking about how Darwin and his Theory of Evolution were influenced and then contaminated by forces of evil. And that the Big Bang Theory is really just science's latest guess at the hidden secrets of Creation. He also pointed out to the...

Re: Bieberschlong Big dick finally confirms beyond doubt it's a tranny.

That's actually pretty damn impressive.

Thought I'd had too many beers watching that epic Angels - Rangers game yesterday, because I saw Norm Macdonald in a KFC ad... but now I think I really did see it.