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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    Halloween Costume help required (paging resident trannies)

    Depends if this goes terribly right or horribly wrong...
  2. zombiewizardhawk

    Over 1:1 KD ratio

    I have no idea what this thread is talking about...
  3. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 3 ~Nerdgasm Week~

    I went with #1, please be LeeAnna Vamp... tall chicks are hot.
  4. zombiewizardhawk

    No Man's Sky

    Hey guess who puts all those first few hours of initial impressions out there for people who don't pre-order...
  5. zombiewizardhawk

    Ark: Survival Evolved

    You don't get scorched earth in the 17.99 pack... so I get to pay 17.99 + 19.99 since i don't already own it just for the new expansion. Dick moves everywhere.
  6. zombiewizardhawk

    Halloween Costume help required (paging resident trannies)

    I want to go as Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn for halloween this year and I need to know how to avoid a 5 o clock shadow ruining it... Also possibly some tips on how I can pull off those shorts... Thanks!
  7. zombiewizardhawk

    Etoille is on hoarders

    Trex trying to get herself a baby daddy?
  8. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 1

    Passable trannies let you be gay without ever having to come out of the closet... Just sayin'
  9. zombiewizardhawk

    Etoille is on hoarders

    I still don't understand how he expects to pass this off as his wife while also posting that other pic of a chick that looks literally nothing like that in his house after his wife went all cookoo for the cockoo in his story.
  10. zombiewizardhawk

    Etoille is on hoarders

    Pretty sure this chick just wanted 15 minutes of fame and isn't actually any crazier than most other people. As time goes on you just gotta do crazier shit to get your attention fix since nobody cares about something that's been done 50 times before. Shit, look at some of the fetish porn stuff...
  11. zombiewizardhawk

    FOH Mercandise - photoshop requests!

    Zombie Wizardhawk's "How To Be Skinny" Guide.... j/k i'm doing that shit on my own once I get some start-up money, i'ma be rich.
  12. zombiewizardhawk

    Can you touch your toes?

    I can't touch my toes and i'm pretty sure nobody on this board would accuse me of fatness.
  13. zombiewizardhawk

    Why the fuck happened to my avatar!?

    Title
  14. zombiewizardhawk

    Path of Exile

    You can get "good" items for less than 10c easy still. You can't get good items for that price tho, and haven't been able to for years. It only takes a little bit of a difference (especially on boots) to go from 5c to 55c. Level req has almost no meaningful impact on whether or not an item is...
  15. zombiewizardhawk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I'm famous baby!
  16. zombiewizardhawk

    Overwatch

    Just got on the board with 5 gold medals in a competitive game and I only got 4 upvotes..... feelsbadman.jpg
  17. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    The "bug fix" on dark flame was not the only thing that happened to the move. I tested it against a wizard that I did 90% to in 1 combo (that means 1 use of dark flame, aka the fucking cooldown 100% crit was not a part of it) the day before the patch. After the patch the same combo (tested...
  18. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    Nah that's only part of it. Part of it is the ghillie change. Part of it is the removal of open world pvp. The other part of it is the fact that sorc's are weaker than small manes now. Edit: Shadow eruption didn't even get a buff like the patch notes said it was and Sorcs have had no ups...
  19. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    Well, tested out the new patch today. Sorceress are literally garbage tier now, we do less damage in pvp now than most of the mobs in mediah do, lol. Sent a pearl refund request for my sorc items to see what happens while I wait on some paperwork I have to send off for chargebacks. 152 ap...
  20. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    Wizards getting the buffs that were meant to make them competitive with awakening weapons 2+ months before anyone gets awakenings and at the same time as node wars/sieges drop? Ahahahahahahahahaha.
  21. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    Oh nice, I'll probably do that next week when I get back home. I don't even mind the lack of gear loss but removing 100% of the pvp consequences for losing the fight is dumb. I was looking forward to having my sorcerer permared when outlaw town came out or even before that but I don't see...
  22. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    Experience loss removal is so retarded. Experience loss was the one way you could stop people from stealing your grind spots. Now there is literally nothing you can do other than hope you out gear them so hard that they don't get a single mob. What a joke. I saw a feedback thread on their...
  23. zombiewizardhawk

    Problem with every mmorpg

    Yea I'm not really sure where you are going with your arguments bilbo... you want a game that takes 40 hours to get lvl 20 and then the next 40 hours gets you to lvl 200 because you are stranger? Then the third block gets you to level 9001! No max level cause then you might feel weak? The...
  24. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    Liverto items all have a bid phase... The only things I could see maybe possibly being sniped by bots would be mats like savageries or items like outlaw rings which don't have a bid phase and for some reason have a retardedly low market price for how good they are.
  25. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    High end guilds buy stuff like liverto a and kzarka to stop others from competing. Keep in mind you aren't the only person on the server who wants liver to either. Every time you go to buy one there are hundreds trying to do the same. Doubly so for rarer things like tree belt. Failed to...
  26. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    I don't understand all the crying about market bots. I've literally had zero problems buying any item I want if I'm tryingoing to buy it. What exactly do you think the "bots" do that ruins the market? Just because you are slow at the market doesn't mean there are bots buying every item as it...
  27. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    Raw sheet numbers, I never count food/buffs in to my stats. I'm not using grunil, tho. Zereth shoes and 3 agerian. Heading out of town today for a couple weeks, I feel like i'm going to be so far behind when I get back...
  28. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    They dropped the servers for 2 hours last night to fix the black stone stuff from the patch not working properly.
  29. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    The sorc nerf is a fairly big deal for any sorc that isn't geared out the ass (duo+ on all their accessories, liverto/zaka +15, etc.). My sorc is sitting at 118/183 atm after I blew up a few accessories earlier and losing 10ap hurts me a lot more than it does the ones who have better luck with...
  30. zombiewizardhawk

    Cheated out of my youth

    I know you said you aren't gay but you might be gay.
  31. zombiewizardhawk

    All Female Oceans 11

    Lol, best Mist post 2016.
  32. zombiewizardhawk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Nobody else finds it suspicious that he blanked the face on that pic even tho he's posted his "wife's" face in the previous pics he's posted of her?
  33. zombiewizardhawk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    She does so she can get 18 years of child support out of you when she divorces you for banging junkie prostitutes.
  34. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    I don't have a problem with open world or contested resources. I strictly have a problem with the fact that guildless people can do whatever they want with no reprecussions. Someone in a guild tries to take your spot and you can dec on them to keep killing them. Only choice with random...
  35. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    It wasn't a problem out-dpsing him, and he was probably 51ish. Even if he only got 25% of hte mobs, that's still 25% of the mobs. Then 2 more people come in and do the same thing and all of a sudden i'm running around trying to out-dps 3 or 4 people at every spawn and we're all getting 25% of...
  36. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    The tards still end up winning that way. It wouldn't be a problem if the best ring in the game didn't drop off of mobs that a lvl 47 in safe enchanted gear can farm all day, but that's not the case. So I get to go farm silver for 5 hours to buy one while the scrubs get to farm 5 in the same...
  37. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    Welp I had a ton of fun playing but i'm pretty sure i'm done now. It's absolutely retarded that guildless trolls get rewarded for being obnoxious twats at the expense of everyone/anyone else. Can't declare on them since they're guildless, only other option is to go red since they can just keep...
  38. zombiewizardhawk

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    This.... this might be the argument that could end the madness... now we just have to find a way to actually get them to listen long enough for it to sink in instead of tuning it out like every other point thrown in their faces.
  39. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    Hahaha that might be the saltiest person i've ever seen.
  40. zombiewizardhawk

    Black Desert

    First thing I got was the weight increases. I still haven't bought any of the inventory expansion but I probably will in the near future since depending on what i'm farming I can run out of space rather fast.