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Prerelease night. Retrieved my clue tokens from the boardgame shelf. Ready to durdle my way to infinite value. And get completely run over by the red/black deck that opened 5 on-color rares.

Yeah, who looks at that and thinks "this is an improvement; ship it."

I *was* amused by the "You murderhobos are responsible for destroying existence; I'd ask you to fix it, but I know that I have to offer you more shiny items to get you to undo your own fuck ups" expansion's "lore."

Reminds me of EQ2 saying they made their graphics with future graphics cards in mind. Then future graphics cards came out and it still looked like refried ass.

I'd imagine he'd use the term "toxic" to describe Rerolled.

I mean, it at least tried to lure people into pressing their interrupt buttons by offering them "OMFGWTFBBQ 100% MEGADAMAGE *GUITAR RIFFS*" when you successfully broke the interrupt armor and interrupted something.

Sacrament? Looks like excrement.

It's the company where changing the name of A Muffin to Muffins broke the Bard class's songs for a month. So, not very.

Ponytail's pretty lucky he got let go when he did, now he can just forever claim his project would have been a golden palace on a hill, if only those darned meddling investors had let him work his oily magic. The reason they couldn't "find the fun" was obviously due to lack of SOEmote focus.

They were hoping there was a pallet of cocaine bricks hidden somewhere in the SOE office building.

Even more highly contested, thanks to Cross Realm Zones being worse than cancer-aids.

Obvious set up for WORLDS OF WARCRAFT: IN SPAAAAAAAAACE, the sequel MMO. Blizzard will buy the EQ IP, just so you can travel to Luclin and do a poop collection quest in Vex Thal.

N'zooth

ARTEFAKT FISHING ROD is obviously the best part of Legion.

In Warcraft 4, the Alliance and Horde will finally bury the hatchet, and you will control an Orc or Human playing an in-game game of Stratego.

EQN FV looks like a plastic surgery job gone horribly wrong.

Naya Humans was pretty fun in INN+RtR. New Human Lord is no Mayor of KillMeNow.

270 271 Drownyard Temple R 272 273 Forsaken Sanctuary U 274 275 Foul Orchard U 276 277 Highland Lake U 278 279 Stone Quarry U 280 Warped Landscape C 281 Westvale Abbey Ormendahl, Profane PrinceR 282 Woodland Stream U There's room left for a rare land cycle. Although it's up in...

Will there be frontal nudity. This is core to the Conan MMO concept.

Just got a guest pass thing for this game and fired it up. Do the little sub-servers in server select mean anything, or are they just instances that collapse and spawn as player #s change?

To receive the Ring shipyard missions, you must have it unlocked. You don't need to actually use it, just have it available at the vendor.

Do you have the Ghostly Spyglass ship item unlocked?

Yeah, HexTCG's "wait three years for core advertised gameplay to be implemented but please buy expansions while you wait plsplspls" pretty much guaranteed I'm never giving money to a company before they've got a finished product again.

I mean, can SOE actually make something fun? Without it being a reanimated corpse?

Another 70 folks fired, Chinese localization cut. BUT I THOUGHT FREE TO PLAY WAS A PANACEAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Zarhym gone. This is a weird day for MMOs.

Brad's in the twitch chat already answering random questions/making claims. I just went there to enjoy the EQN wailing, didn't expect the cult leader to be there 3 hours early.

Every time you hit the ball, your paddle will increase in length and width by one micron. If you grind long enough, you will be able to easily vanquish your foes. Different color paddles will be for sale in the in-game shop.

Obviously this means Blizzard can fire back up Titan development since they won't have to compete with the marketplace powerhouse that would have been Everquest Next!!!!!

"The future is dead, come relive your past with me!"

Also, I'd be utterly terrified to see what the game on their internal servers is like if it fails to meet SOE of all people's quality bar. Are the mob graphics just giant cloth caps with clubs that go SLASH!?

Not surprising, but still disappointing. SOE in a nutshell. EQN? More like EverQuest Never.

They've gotta get people to pay them $30 for sweet, sweet automated server transfers somehow. @Foggy: Hazzikostas said when they first implemented it (for Highmaul/Foundry) that current-tier Mythic raiding is not intended to be cross-realm as long as it is still relevant. After all the...

Cross-Realm Mythic is not a permanent change; it's just for this tier, and just for the "oh god doldrums" between last patch and the expansion.

People say our mana-bases have gone too far; I say they haven't gone too far enough! SIX COLOR GOOD STUFF.

And you can basically forget about playing any deck with Blood in it unless you're willing to drop $250+ on pixels. Really wish my kickstarter rewards had included Angels and Kings instead of 10 non-AA Pack Raptors...

Guess I'm finally free of this shithole backwater server; guild I've been raiding with since Wrath just finished the long slow death promised by Mythic invalidating 10man groups. Playing on a tiny server (even after server merge last year), with ~15 competent players on it total is not...

$100k Tournament has been decently fun to watch. Go go Spiders and AzureCannon. Also, Srimxl Dawn expansion spoilers are looking good. Although they've gone even further down the "Mythics are just pushed cards" rout.

I hope they also use the tagline "Become one of the Fallen"

GIVING OTHER CLASSES WATERWALKING RUINS MY SHAMAN CLASS FANTASY BLIZZ.