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  1. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I'd thought you guys would love an update on the cringe static healer situation because things keep getting more ridiculous. We just lost our co-tank. Official line is "because she was tired of going blind and for some personnal issues". After digging things up a bit, turns out that the...
  2. Malkav

    The King Henry Tapes (By Me!)

    Oh nice! Might be worth of a reread of the previous books before going for the new one, it has been so long!
  3. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I'd add Simple Tweaks for some UI tweaks (like hiding the mana bar on job that don't use mana) and JobBars for job specific UI element (GCD counter for buff windows, buffs timers in bar form...). ReAction for mouse overs cast without macros (does a few things better than MoAction, but needs to...
  4. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Just the raid one, the other one mostly ignored which was a relief lol. I just want to prog p3s in peace.
  5. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Well i'm going to disappoint you guys but nothing weird happened during raid night. Looks like I still have a static for now lol.
  6. Malkav

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Is the canon that he was T-posing everyone into submission to get his way?
  7. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Oh I definitely know this shit happens, it's why I said things hadn't changed since EQ days lol. Hell, shit would probably have been different if they actually lived close to me haha. Anyway, first raid night tonight since shit went weird (aka her boyfriend probably started smelling...
  8. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I just want to clear a tier without a static falling apart for once. :emoji_unamused:
  9. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Yeah you're probably right on that. Guess I don't understand how it's possible with some dude in the way unless you can make another dude commit 100% virtually ( well, I guess this type of dude exist).
  10. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    She's a freaking German of all things while I'm French (yeah go ahead, make fun). Other dude is French too and being a jobless bum in Germany. Edit : maybe I shouldn't derail this in a Screenshot thread lol
  11. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I'm not committing to anything with a girl living with her live in manchild of a boyfriend half a country away. At least needs to dump the dead weight.
  12. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Dude is litteraly a jobless deadbeat while she works and pay for everything. Can't blame her for looking at better options.
  13. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Man, people in MMO will never change, it's still the same shit as back in EQ. Probably going to have to ditch my static because the leader's girlfriend (tank healer couple, can't make up that shit) has been heavily flirting with me over the past few weeks (yeah yeah, I know, I should have...
  14. Malkav

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Definitely sounds like his level of fan fiction. Fucking Moorgard is such a hack.
  15. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    The number of swapping TB I've seen failed in Savage because Shirk wasn't used gave me PTSD.
  16. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    To make them more reliable you can put the action line a bajillion times in the macro like: /ac Shirk <2> /ac Shirk <2> /ac Shirk <2> /ac Shirk <2> /ac Shirk <2> /ac Shirk <2> /ac Shirk <2> /ac Shirk <2> /ac Shirk <2> /ac Shirk <2> But yeah, at this point if you want true mouse over/target...
  17. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    There is absolutely no queuing for macro. On top of that, macro activation is finicky and may have activation delay. If used on oGCDs, you have a higher risk of clipping it into your GCD while using a macro.
  18. Malkav

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Are you seriously comparing EQ's worth as an IP to things like Warcraft / Diablo / Call of Duty?
  19. Malkav

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    It seems they are keeping Kotick as CEO, which seems pretty retarded unless it was a condition for the deal.
  20. Malkav

    Winter 2022 Anime Thread

    Man your comparisons suck sometimes. The show is a comedy, it's closer to "Combatants will be dispatched" than anything, except you're following the monter R&D department of a weirdo secret society. It's ribbing pretty heavily on corporate project management (crunch, boss messing up with...
  21. Malkav

    Winter 2022 Anime Thread

    I don't want to be the bearer of bad news but BOFURI S2 this season was probably a Xarpolis wet dream all along. Because it's definitely not on the seasonal chart nor can I find any official announcement regarding a release date.
  22. Malkav

    The Book of Boba Fett

  23. Malkav

    Winter 2022 Anime Thread

    That's Arifureta not BOFURI.
  24. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I mean, we're in a time loop. The 3 Unsundered may very well be Unsundered because we told Venat they were.
  25. Malkav

    The Book of Boba Fett

    Man I have to admit the millenial cyber-biker gang on color coded speeder Vespa was stupid as fuck lol.
  26. Malkav

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Man there is always a new hilarious level of nutcases in this forum.
  27. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Got the first P1S kill with the static earlier, man that felt nice. We went blind, the only thing we did end up looking up is the various patterns for Temperance (because one of them was fucking us hard). Got it down on the last pull of the night, completely clutch as the boss died right as he...
  28. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Arcane Crest was a free Second Wind for the whole party every 30sec as long as the RPR got hit. That's how powerful it was.
  29. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Pro-tip : nobody gives a fuck about dungeon balance. That content is so casual Warriors were already soloing Paglthan during 5.5.
  30. Malkav

    The Book of Boba Fett

  31. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Second fights have a track record of being annoying haha. I still have PTSD from E2S back then.
  32. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Started my first truely blind prog yesterday with the static, it was interesting figuring stuff as we went. Took 2 hours and half to consistently reach Fourfold Shackles but we're in no hurry.
  33. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    People undercutting like dumbasses will do that. Also glad to hear they brought back Damage Down. I prefer those to vuln stacks, less melee deadass greeding.
  34. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I dunno, Equilibrium has always been a nice snap aggro in dungeon pulls for me.
  35. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I have never been a fan of the classic FF beast design : ULTRA JACKED WITH SMALL HEAD.
  36. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Basically if you bring BLM go double caster with it replacing a melee DPS. If you go SCH/SGE, you need to agree on which one is shielding not to overwrite the other shields (so it'll probably be the SGE not hitting Eukrasia).
  37. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    SCH still very fucking good and I fucking love having one. As much as people memed on the group sprint when it was announced, it's pretty fucking great to have it for some mechanics and keep your own sprint for something else.
  38. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    My comment was purely tongue in cheek since "it'll spawn in 5 minutes" is pretty much a meme. I haven't even bothered, plenty of time to catch them down the line.
  39. Malkav

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Yeah just need to wait for a bit. It'll definitely spawn in the next 5 minutes.
  40. Malkav

    Blizzard dies and Bobby rides

    Someone never looked closely at female gnomes I guess.