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Trevor, because that's my real name. My 5 year old nephew asked me to change all my Transformers from vehicle to robot mode. Should I do it? 300+...

Done and done! A long way we've come from FOH. It's been an honor and a privilege to play with you gentlemen.

For me: ...and the wife:

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Each year I ask my wife for a one-hour massage and a one-hour blowjob. Each year I get a video game. Maybe this year I'll ask for a video game... Unicron or Galactus?

Right leg. It's my dominant leg, and I feel I could better compensate with recovery given it's loss. I would keep both arms in order to maintain daily routines and keep both thumbs. Does your spouse/SO know about your porn collection?

I'll take Fedor's posts any day. I really enjoy the visual of him sitting there deciding what is post worthy and what is too much. Even the mangina/she-cock/gore is good for shock value, the way you can't look away from a train going off a cliff. Weirdest place you've ever had sex...

America is fucked. Millenials are full of self-entitlement. It will be like the division of rich/poor except it will be educated/uneducated, with the educated having the power, wealth and low-empathy. Eventually, we'll get invaded by Canada, and it will be the friendliest invasion ever. What...

Is that Shivers? Loved that game!

If blowjobs count, Sunday afternoon. If they don't, last Sunday afternoon. How many dollars in unemployment insurance benefits were paid out improperly due to agency error in Delaware in 2012?

I'll keep my sight. I've blown my load enough times that I feel I could still be gratified by pounding a vagina into oblivion, never to be the one-minute-per-inch wonder that I am today. It never said anything about not being able to get it up, I just won't blast any swimmers. I can still bruise...

I'll say Outlaw Star. One season wasn't enough. At least Firefly got Serenity... What's the most orgasms you've had in one day, and were you alone?

This question has stagnated the thread for over 24 hours, so it deserves to be picked apart: "Does anyone NOT think..." is essentially asking for a simple Y/N response from a single responder allowing for speculation on accepted Group-think consensus. This is difficult, if not impossible to...

Yes. He is handsome. What phobia do you have?

I do love coming deep in a girl's throat. I like my wife's, but if I get to pick someone, I'll take a professional, like Kayden Cross. How much do you make per year?

12 years, caused by some shitty small nation with penis envy bombing another shitty little nation that is also dickless and we all have to suffer the consequences. Same topic: Survive and deal with the fallout or quick flash of white light followed by dust in the wind? Also, nice avatar...

Star Trek. I'd rather take the quasi-Utopia of Star Trek instead of war-torn shit and religion forced down your throat of Star Wars. Fuck midichlorians! Lingerie or no lingerie?

Steve Guttenberg giving sexy eyes. If that's taken, how about a moose wearing an old tyme diving helmet with extensions for its antlers driving a hovercraft? Q-tips: Deep and aggressive or shallow and soft?

Goliath. Shelly is a beast. Can God make a rock so heavy that even He can't lift it?

Now that all the Jimmy Rustling has calmed down a bit, how about instead of deleting all the "inappropriate" images, they are relocated to a new, unfiltered, un-spoilered, NSFW thread? You could title it "Nope." Then, all us curious degenerates could have all the gore/cock we've come to expect...

Ditto.

Don't worry, Touraxus. There's always which should make you feel

I miss these everyday. BarNones were the absolute epitome of tastiness. I would eat them out of Kate Upton's walkie-talkie or something.

I feel judged...

My law: If you have more than 2 children, you forever forfeit any and all forms of social government assistance. So have as many babies as you want, just don't expect to have the public help you in any way. Be responsible. Swallow.

If I choose to be a good guy: 3 and 9. I could do a lot of stuff if I never had to sleep (while the world is aware). If I choose to be a bad guy: 7 and 10, with the assumption that I retain knowledge of any mistakes made in the previous "saves" and can create a new character any number of...

The only RL Stine book I ever needed.

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