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I just finished watching the 24 episode anime Parasyte. Thought it was good until the last 4 episodes where it got BAM out of nowhere incredibly heavy-handed with the "humans are destroying the earth" and "humans are the font of all the ecological problems on earth" and similar expositional...

I have the same pants stirring feeling watching this as I did the original Pacific Rim trailer. I enjoyed PR for exactly what it was - mechs and Kaiju. I hope this delivers in a similar giant monsters fighting way. Also, I love they way they have rendered Kong, he looks like a complete badass.

What the actual fuck. What kind of complete lack of self-respect and masculinity do the males of this timeline have that this happened? The combination of these two posts should blow your fucking mind.

I got some protein cream for her, yessir.

I was hoping this was one of those bunny hop dances where they jump and end up naked. I unbuckled and unzipped, now what do I do?

And that's what $1,000 euros a night will get you in proximity to the pyramids? Lovely hotel room. Is the toilet just out of frame? Google image search for Egypt Pyramid Hotel Room: That view is prob photoshopped. Some nice luxury hotel patios overlooking the site though.

I've played close to 1,100 hours of War Thunder since mid July 2020. It is the best tank simulator ever made, although I love it and hate it in equal measure. The maps, especially, are garbage, and Gaijin is VERY low effort in improving what is already in play versus releasing new shit to...

I lost an 11 year old dog in May, so I empathize. Ours went over about a week, and we had a big party the last night before putting her down, with her surrounded by friends and family. I still think about her every day. Our other dog lives on, and the old man will probably go soon as well...

I had this while my best friend had an Atari: The first video game I played was Pong, and that is no lie. Also, this was the last thing I remember being excited about as a kid: My last truly fond memory of Christmas was getting this and reading it to the lights of the tree: Dear Diary...

It's basically 2D Minecraft with actual boss progression and loot. It is everything basic Minecraft SHOULD be, but without the 3D. It is amazing and you will love it, both solo and with your kid. Glad someone linked some resources, because it def does not hold your hand in game and give you...

Surprisingly it is not a bad, wholesome game that is somewhat hamstrung by a retarded daily "stamina" limitation ala Stardew Valley (it is definitely inspired by this game and could be considered a 3D SV to a point). I played it a bunch on release but not much since if anything has changed.......!

Why is there always a fucking kid? It really bugs me. I like watching The Struggle but not with kids involved. Although I will say The Road was ABOUT his relationship with the kid, and I saw it before I had my own, so I actually liked it. Anyhoo.......

If they did anything remotely like Leaguestones I would actually come back and play. A part of me still wants to, which is why I still occasionally read this thread.........

Hmmmm, lead is channelling a little bit of the Amber Heard look once she becomes the killer. In need to find Foler's NBA lick gif reaction......... I am a fan of VV, def want to see this now.

Watched "Darkest Hour" last night and I was surprised at how amazing I thought it was. I am not much into the dramatic or human stories of late, but I am always into WWII pieces, and this was, of course, tangentially that via Churchill. Now, will say I am a little gay for Gary Oldman and will...

Blasphemy shall be met with punishment. My Master demands it. NSFW indeed.

Fuck me, I really want this game to be good. It was actually moderately fun in the limited Alpha, but has gotten progressively worse ever since. The redesign for release resulted in slogging, convoluted zones that took way long to complete (Chronicon has a similar issue for those who like to...

Are you fucking calling my parents alcoholics you son of a bitch? Just kidding, they totally were!

The Untouchables. With one of the most iconic quotes of all time:

I come from East Coast Canada where we are reknowned drinkers. We used to to take a lined garbage can and everyone would bring a 40 and we would mix it all, dilute a little, and add purple koolaid - Purple Jesus. We also had some concoction with Gin, Vodka, Beer and green koolaid called the...

This is a two-fer and an old reply. Posted in the Netflix thread but will repeat here - The Postcard Killings - horrible, horrible serial killer movie with a transparent tweest and some of the worst acting and dialoge/screenplay I have seen in recent memory. Famke is in it, and is terrible and...

The Postcard Killings Typical serial killer schlock with an attempt to be somber and dark and smart and "international" and failing dramatically. I am halfway through the movie here over lunch at work and saw the tweeeeeest a million miles away. JD Morgan looks like he has aged 50 years in...

The first google search image for Dennis, as you would expect, is not Darth Maul. Also, this is not the actual first image, the first one was a picture of Quaid that was so large it frightened me.

THOSE ARE THE ONES. Nicely done.

A bit of an aside, kind of a discussion of responses to horror movies in general, but when I watched Blaire Witch for the first time I was alone in my apartment at midnight in the dark and it scared the bejeezus out of me. Now, mind you, I am a city boy at heart and terrified of the woods at...

Oh man, I love me some Milla but this is going to blow so bad. I read either one or two fantasy books as a kid where a BMP or something was teleported from a modern war into a fantasy setting and they fought the big bad guy and his army. This reeks of that a bit, but clearly Milla becomes a...

The first time I watched this I was home sick with a fever and this movie fucked me right up. Between the captain holding up his eyeballs to the flashing scenes of body horror when the fight at the core happens at the end, I actually covered my eyes while watching a movie for the first time in...

Okay we are getting into infinite off topic discussion here, and I am responding late, but my personal, anecdotal experience is that the majority of women who have naturally large breasts typically have poorly formed hips and ass for some weird reason. You would think the genetics resulting in...

You nerds can nitpick the music and Momoa's cheese factor all you want - this may be the first movie I would actually look forward to SINCE the newest Blade Runner. That trailer was just about all I could have hoped for, and I am now quivering EVEN MORE in anticipation. Yeah, I have become a...

That's what HE said. Ba dum biiiish. The league needs more players like Kittle. I know it is a QB league, but you gotta pay the players people like to watch and are glue guys on your team. I would pay Kittle. And McCaffrey. Regardless of position. Thinking of fucking Antonio Brown being...

The first Silent Hill movie, another one of my guilty pleasures. Love the siren and triangle head. And Revelation? Simply an abomination.

I have to admit that I actually liked this movie. I didn't put too much thought into the flaws of all the time travel stuff, because who the fuck knows, but Levitt was great (and I am not generally a fan), Emily was delicious, and I thought the ending "And the path was a circle, round and...

Goddammit - my friend got me to play War Thunder. When he suggested it I watched some vids and thought - if I start playing this, I may not play anything else for weeks. And so I logged on last night and played until 2 am and most of today. Good night, sweet prince Warframe, I hardly knew ya...

I was recently telling my kid of this junior high classmate I had named Blaine who was notorious for scratching his ass crack through his pants and sniffing his fingers. He thought it was hilarious. Blaine, is that you? I never thought you were smart enough to mow lawns let alone become a doctor.

That's quite the hog. First Google search image for "That's Quite The Hog": Surprisingly, there is a resemblence.

This is owned by a man, and is a:

His skin mask is slipping. Kinda like when our fingers get wrinkly, well his fake face is failing. I am still not sure if robot or alien. Edit - Also cool to see the toys that "rich" people get to play with - motorized paddle-board. I put quotation marks on "rich" because that generic term...

Lol I sometimes think I am pretty smart, then I look at actual science and go - uhhhhhhhhhhhh what? I don't get it. What am I looking at? I've really faked my way through life over here......