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When people sneeze and literally say the word "ah-choo!" I don't have a problem with making a sneezing sound which sounds like that word, but why the fuck do you need to actually open your mouth and produce those syllables?

You were an awful kid and you've grown into an awful adult.

But a spin off will be funny because they can reuse the same jokes from HIMYM seasons 1 - 4.

Nuts?

I missed the sitcom part. Doesn't matter, though, because there have been plenty of successful sitcom spinoffs. I'll never write off a show just because it's a spinoff. Especially given how much garbage we get that is "original."

Laverne and Shirley, Mork and Mindy (both spun off from Happy Days), Stargate: Atlantis, Rhoda, The Simpsons just off the top of my head.

For half this week I've subsisted on nothing but lasagna and dill pickles. I had lasagna for my birthday at a restaurant on Sunday and got one to-go for dinner the next day. However, on the way home my friend's wife called me up and said she made me a 15x10 pan of lasagna for my birthday...

I'd just like to point out that the number of calories in something has no (or very little) effect on how filling it is.

I'd be upset if I could understand your horribly written question. How long do you keep birthday cards?

You probably think a single Chipotle burrito is also a filling meal. Yeah, Chinese food can be pretty damn expensive, which is surprising because it's largely disgusting slop covered in brown sauce.

I didn't get a cake on my birthday so I went to the grocery store and bought a pack of my favorite sugar cookies, a bag of doritos, and a gallon of milk to enjoy after work. You should do the same and buy yourself something you enjoy!

The mom and pop Chinese places around me taste no different than Panda Express. At least I see them cutting vegetables and cooking meat at Panda Express. I wouldn't be surprised if half the mom and pop places just heated up frozen shit in the kitchen. Bunch of food elites up in here, with their...

This thread should be renamed to "Rerolled's 1% - Brag about spending money to stand in lines" You want to know what shit I just bought? I bought black electrical tape to cover a hole in my black work shoes because I can't afford to buy new shoes and there isn't a god damn cobbler in my...

Bunch of old fuddy duddy science nerds in this thread. Just enjoy the silly action movie.

If you can't stand her mom now, I hope you don't have any long-term plans with this girlfriend. That's going to be her in the future.

Serves them right for having actual ovens in their establishments. Should have just tossed a microwave in there a la Subway and called it a day.

The main thing I liked about the Harry Potter books was how well she planned them out. She's created such a detailed world (a lot of which, according to some random interview I vaguely remember from years ago) never actually made it into any books and exists solely in her notes. I hope that...

I hear there is a pretty passionate kiss between Megan Fox and Leonardo, which is why they have lips.

Bought a new package of black socks at Target. Take them home, open them, and one has a hole in it. Fuck you, Target.

What do you generally get? I eat there quite a bit because I work near one and I sometimes get a discount. I'm really torn. I believe I posted here before how their Kung Pao Chicken meat is basically just gristle and fat, so I stopped getting that. My favorite is the Teriyaki Chicken (because...

I picked up a WDTV Live a couple months ago when I decided to drop my TV service. I almost exclusively use it for watching downloaded files (read: torrents) that are stored on my desktop pc, and it does this amazingly well. However, I really don't like using the WDTV Live for streaming from...

What don't you like about it? I think it looks great. Bah, Fedor beat me to it. Anyway, looks good. I guess this is Black Widow's origin movie?

This seems like something only those who are already heavily invested in Amazon would enjoy. But for them it looks pretty awesome. I can see someone with a Kindle and an Amazon Prime subscription loving this.

Yeah, that map is a broad generalization of the trend. You can find more accurate maps that show lots of little pockets of variance in word choice scattered around, and of course there are lots of areas of overlap where it is common to hear more than one variation.

I assumed snowchecked meant crashed. Anyway, I couldn't afford a spot in that line.

I don't care about the gang shit. It'll be nice to have someone to help out Garcon. Now if only the Skins' defense wasn't a complete and utter abortion.

It's actually called Soda IIIIII. God, you're such a bad.

I don't understand. If KY is a northern state why do they say coke?

Lol you're such an engineer. "classification". Like some kind of food-bot, I love it. Gravy is the shit I put on turkey at Thanksgiving. If it isn't that, then it is something else. Mushroom gravy, onion gravy, egg gravy are nothing, because to me they aren't gravy. They're brown (I assume)...

You can call it whatever you want, but unless it's the stuff you put on a turkey at Thanksgiving then I don't consider it gravy. It's brown sauce. By the way, I eat a lot of shitty food and thoroughly enjoy shitty food. Therefore, the fact that poutine is too shitty for even me to enjoy is...

Just because it looks similar and has a similar texture doesn't mean it's the same thing. I hope you're not one of those idiots who calls any sort of sauce you pour on something 'gravy'. I used to get people calling spaghetti sauce 'gravy' when I worked in a restaurant. *Edit* I should add...

Help me out New England beer friends! A couple years ago a good friend of mine was in Vermont and he had some beer that he really, really enjoyed, but he can't remember the name of it. It was a fairly local (i.e., New England) brewery and the name of the beer was something snake-ish, like...

One of the comments about the shirts. I loled: I think that will be a common problem among Apprentice Developers.

7/11 sells Slurpees not Slushees. Jesus Christ, learn your god damn convenience store products before making silly analogies!

I started playing this and I was like, "finally, a Batman game without the Joker! We'll get to focus on some of the other awesome villains." Then I played a bit more and I was like, "well, shit."

I'm really excited to eventually see all the stuff that Tyrion describes on his journey down the river in future seasons. They do a great job of bringing locations to life, and I think it'll be cool to see all the ruins and places he talks about "in the flesh", so to speak. Then again, I...

I have nothing against biking and cardio in general. You wrote that "not all cyclists are scrawny" and then posted pictures of guys who clearly (after seeing the first guy shirtless, at least) work out their upper bodies in addition to cycling. My only point was that to get bodies like the...

I think a_skeleton_03 is a perfect asshat.

It's not really fair to compare the two pictures. He does look relatively scrawny in the first picture. By scrawny I mean it looks like most people who are regularly active and have lowish body fat but who don't necessarily work out their upper body. Obviously he looks a lot more ripped in the...