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the creature wasn't nice. Also called Spaceship. It's a leslie nielsen movie. The corny shit still holds up.

CPAP I use was recalled because the insulaton they use to deaden the sound can break down and expose you to cancer causing chemicals right up you nose. The real jimmy rustle is that my doctor knows nothing about it. After i registered with Phillips they told me to contact my doctor to get...

I used to stuff them all back into whatever envelopes were sent in the junk. I have to pay for my trash service so fuck them, they can pay to throw it away. It gave me some measure of satisfaction. The postal carrier got mad at me and I told her to stop putting the trash in my mailbox then...

The dad? He was a henchman of the soul eating dragon squid. He also had the biggest character arc so he is arguably the main protagonist.

You find a soul sucking dragon squid easy to relate to?

I thought the side chick was a de-aged margaret cho at first. No so much in the face because all asians look the same anyway, it was the voice and attitude. But cho only has about half the tooth volume as awky.

No i mean whatever website you got that from, do they do girls? Blonde, nice tits, nice body, etc. Wondering what the chances are of finding one of her if that's what you want.

She's got a few things going for her. What's the probability of finding her?

I don't know if it does. I've never handled a bull pup with a magazine. That's why I was asking.

My wife is a carnivore. They can be just as annoying but at least their food is better. Instead of "Meat is murder" you get "You're murdering yourself with carbs" all the time.

Because our dirt is so bad we wanted to get an engineer to design the foundation. That's about another $1200-$1500. But the engineer also needs a soil survey (about $1200) and an architect's drawing. The architect quotes I'm getting are around 5 grand. This is why people don't do shit the...

Bro, it doesn't matter if a lineman has a 6 pack. Flabby still gets it done on the line. And now I suddenly want the bucks to fail.

I was hoping he would personally. Now that they've passed on him, I'm worried jones will sign him because of Dak's injury.

It does speed things up. First off, half the people don't know what they want till they see the menu. So the order taker can be taking another order during that time. Second, as wellijustdontknow said it means they can start making 2 orders at a time. How many times have you been inside a...

I don't know anyone under 70 who is staying inside because of this. And to be fair, the people I know staying in over 70 probably all have other issues. Like one guy had a stroke and can't get around anymore so covid is probably a tiny part of what's keeping him at home.

If he goes whole hog maybe. Beat up car like that, I'd fix it just enough so it works right and nothing is rubbing. Scars give it character.

I like this animation. It reminds me of Heavy Metal, but with less nudity. I always preferred that style of animation, whatever it's called.

Peggy's shield had a British flag. So the one in her possession doesn't play into this fever dream.

Goddam that rustles my jimmies. I'm dealing with the same sort of shit at work. These idiots are acting like they don't understand how vaccines work, but in reality they're just trying to coerce everyone into getting it.

What are the protocols? I thought last year it just took like a couple days of negative tests to get back in.

Was this the birth of onlyfans? Because I feel like that would be some high priced premium content today. The question is whether that would be on the chimp's onlyfans or the frog's.

Probably not. Sounds like she is trying to give you what she thinks you need. Either that or she's trying to get what she needs from you instead of the bull that's been servicing her since the last time you went to a lifestyle club.

What's a better predictor? Madden or Pre-season?

To clarify, I want yoda available in Madden and on the cowboys roster IRL

As long as we're doing fantasy shit I want Yoda to be my QB. Have they been calling it a lot in pre-season? I've seen some guys celebrating and not get called. But I'm not watching a lot of pre-season.

But we are full of good advice.

He said explicitly excluded. I don't think a case can be made that they were forgotten when the will says "Fuck that woman in particular".

No. I don't even know what this game is. I haven't actually gotten to use hoss in a game since the days of MUDs.

Sell his house dude. 50 grand.

I know. I read what you wrote. Not a deal breaker for me.

and the nudes. Don't forget we need the nudes of the 2 girls who you told us sent nudes so far.

I know i'm not the only one with this mental image of these 2.

Confused. Did you say this or not? You should say this. I bet she doesn't have that oh yeah moment. She's probably in full on defensive mode and she will do nothing but shut down and deny that she did anything wrong as long as she's defensive. This is human nature not anything specific to...

The thing about this type of cheating is that often the person doing it has never thought about it as cheating before. So if you want things to work out you have to give her some leeway the first time. But you gotta make it clear. I think she knows since she tried to hide it but if she seems...

Supposedly it's related. Because of the leg injury he changed his throwing motion and hurt his shoulder. Can't remember who I heard that from other than it was a former NFL QB. He said Dak needed to trust the leg again and get his old throwing motion back. I wonder if he's still doing those...

Russian Olympic Cocksuckers. I realize 'russian' and 'cocksucker' is redundant but they needed 3 letters and the russians really like sucking cock.

My only response to that is .... it's fun to jump just as the elevator is stopping and I can tell any other passengers that I'm practicing for if the safety latches fail. Not fun to lay flat on the floor of an elevator and it's downright rude if there are other people.

I bet he was in federal court though. Abbot's mandate means nothing to them.

Otis safety elevators have that lockup. I forget the exact year, but any elevator made to carry people after like 1900 had to have that safety device. If you look you'll see an Otis label on every elevator you use (at least I have when I looked). When they have a freight elevator and don't...

Wait, do you think that makes you look better? Some dude in a mustang was giving you a ride. We all know mustang owners have a policy of ass, gas, or grass, so which one did you give up?