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  1. McCheese

    Grand Theft Auto IIIII - HDD City Stories

    I agree. Tuco done gone crazy if he thinks Eomer's post was a "dissertation of dumb shit." In fact, I'm not sure I've ever seen Eomer post "dumb shit", or at the very least, his dumb shit is relevant and on topic to the threads.
  2. McCheese

    Grand Theft Auto V

    I thought San Andreas was the worst of all the games, but that's just my personal opinion. I got about halfway through and got bored. I never did finish. *edit* I think my main problem was I just didn't like the main story or the main character.
  3. McCheese

    Weight Loss Thread

    Baek confirmed homeless ex-actor. I wish we could go back to the times when portliness was a sign of wealth and luxury.
  4. McCheese

    The Before Trilogy

    Going by the opinion of any critic, well-known or not, is utterly stupid. The entire field of "______ critic" is bullshit and should be eliminated. If you like a movie, you like a movie. That's it.
  5. McCheese

    38 Studios

    So wait, was the backstory for Amalur really on a post-apocalyptic Earth? That sounds so incredibly stupid. I couldn't believe what I saw in that first video, with the high rise buildings and what the voice over implied. Why the hell would they do that if they're using high fantasy? I could...
  6. McCheese

    The Beer Thread

    I'm so jealous that you can buy your beer at the same time you're doing your grocery shopping. Fuck having to go to an entirely separate store across town.
  7. McCheese

    Boardwalk Empire

    Is it really that popular? I believe it, but it just seems like, compared to other HBO series, no one but me watches this in my social circle. If we're talking TV and I bring up Nucky they're all like "Is he a Stark or Lannister?"
  8. McCheese

    USPS stole my mail. Now what?

    Dude, the guy most likely sent them to you for free on purpose.
  9. McCheese

    Grand Theft Auto IIIII - HDD City Stories

    I vote we go back to cartridges.
  10. McCheese

    Grand Theft Auto IIIII - HDD City Stories

    That's an awful Eddard Stark picture, Tuco. Stick with the Sean Bean ones. It loses it's "oomph" when you switch up styles.
  11. McCheese

    Sleepy Hollow

    The second episode really reminded me of the first season of Supernatural. It's almost exactly the same formula: Episode bad guy appears -> Claims first victim, which tips off the heroes -> heroes start doing research -> second victim targeted by bad guy, but you know the heroes will save...
  12. McCheese

    Weight Loss Thread

    There's nothing gay about rippling muscles and low body fat.
  13. McCheese

    2013 NFL Season

    A million times this. I fucking LOVE NBC for providing a free, high-quality stream for SNF. *edit* And no commercials, or maybe my adblock is just preventing me from seeing them. Compare that to the laughable shit that nfl.com streams for the Thursday night games, where the only camera they...
  14. McCheese

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    In humanities classes/books, it seems like they mostly just move shit around or retitle stuff to confuse you.
  15. McCheese

    Weight Loss Thread

    Fatty McFatterson who blew out her achilles tendon is chilling out at home for 3 weeks while I pick up her slack. Fat Privilege. It's bullshit, man. Makes me want to bury my sorrows in sugar cookies. http://www.lofthousecookies.com/ Best sugar cookies EVER. The pink frosted (strawberry...
  16. McCheese

    2013 NFL Season

    Have there been any really good games played in London? I was at the inaugural Giants/Dolphins game in 2007 and it was abysmal. I don't usually watch games that don't involve or have importance for the Skins so maybe some of the London match ups ended up being exciting, but looking over the list...
  17. McCheese

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I remember having my transmission (I assume that's what it was, anyway) start taking a shit when I was driving on 95 and not near any exits. I couldn't go faster than 35mph so I put on my hazards and moved into the far right lane while I creeped towards the next exit to get off. Nonetheless, I...
  18. McCheese

    Need for Speed.

    Does this have any connection to the video game franchise? It looks to be about that level of quality.
  19. McCheese

    USPS stole my mail. Now what?

    You should poop in a box and write "iPhone Return" on it and ship it out. That'll teach them to steal your shit.
  20. McCheese

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    I got all the references to the various Avengers (god, 1940s costumed hero, etc.) but were any of the Avengers specifically named, i.e, Thor, Captain America, etc.? The closest I heard was "Stark Tower". I'm curious if I just missed it or if there was some reason they didn't specifically use the...
  21. McCheese

    USPS stole my mail. Now what?

    My uncle is a mail carrier and a guy he used to work with would watch peoples' Netflix DVDs before delivering them. Half my family works for the USPS in some capacity. The shit they tell me...it's such a fucked up organization.
  22. McCheese

    USPS stole my mail. Now what?

    The chances that it was stolen by the USPS are very, very slim. My dad has worked in a major USPS sorting facility for 30+ years, and he has all sorts of stories about lost mail. He occasionally finds mail, including small packages, that are YEARS old which fell into crevices, cracks, etc., and...
  23. McCheese

    WarCraft (2016)

    This movie's success will be directly proportional to the number of Wayans brothers in it.
  24. McCheese

    The Before Trilogy

    I'd heard of each of those movies separately, but it never occurred to me that they were all connected. Mind = blown. Wow, I also didn't realize there was almost a decade between each movie. That's why I never made the connection. P.S Julie Delpy still looks good.
  25. McCheese

    Recommend a dating site

    I have a hard time believing that it would ever be completely permanent and involuntary. Do male-to-female trannies ever accidentally slip out of their feminine voice during sex? Like, let out a big, loud, macho, "OH YEAH" due to a slip? I can't believe I just googled that shit, but I...
  26. McCheese

    Recommend a dating site

    How can you change the pitch of your voice? I mean, obviously you can raise or lower the pitch at will, but to do that for the rest of your life? You'd have to constantly be aware of it and actively doing it. It seems like it would be the equivalent of speaking in a fake accent forever. Doable...
  27. McCheese

    Weight Loss Thread

    Alright, I'm done. I look around and all I see are happy fat people. They they get to park closer to everything, they get to eat anything and everything they want, they get to buy awesome TVs and speaker systems on the government dime, and they get to play video games all day. What is the...
  28. McCheese

    2013 NFL Season

    Writing a word backwards is not the same as the opposite. I do think dumbass would be a more appropriate name for you, though. Or maybe Ssabmud.
  29. McCheese

    Dexter

    So, 8 seasons to see how Dexter becomes a deadbeat dad. Great overall story arc.
  30. McCheese

    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    Put the dog in a little tuxedo was well for maximum effect.
  31. McCheese

    2013 NFL Season

    The only thing that kept me from tears during another shitty Redskins game was seeing the ticker updates about the Giants game at the bottom of the screen. Misery loves company!
  32. McCheese

    SteamOS

    God, Steam I love you so much.
  33. McCheese

    The Beer Thread

    The full sentence on the beer was probably something like "If you want to keep an idiot busy, put beer on its side, roll to other side, and read the text."
  34. McCheese

    2013 NFL Season

    I'm glad the 49ers are struggling. I'm so sick of seeing Kaepernick in commercials. I swear I see him more often than RG3, and I watch D.C. television channels.
  35. McCheese

    2013 NFL Season

    I can't wait till the Skins play the Giants. What a shit show that is going to be.
  36. McCheese

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  38. McCheese

    Boardwalk Empire

    He told the guy "when you see your family tonight, remember it didn't cost you anything" because just moments before that the guy was willing to pay Harrow to stay alive. I think I agree with Alex that it seems very sudden for Harrow to go soft so quickly. He's never shown any problem being...
  39. McCheese

    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    You've got one of these somewhere in the waterworks. I suggest you find it before it devours your family.
  40. McCheese

    World War Z

    It's futile. You can't argue logic with a guy who thinks Thanos is a character in Game of Thrones.