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I work nights and go to school full time. She works days and goes to school full time. We maybe saw each other an hour a day until the weekends. We normally would go out to dinner at least one night a week. Sometimes it was hard, but we knew it was going to be like this for a little while. Hell...

I made sure to tell her I loved her everyday. I made sure she knew how much she meant to me. Thats why after she hit me with the indecisive bullshit I packed my shit and got out. Not sure what else I could possibly do besides throw myself on the ground and beg for her to love me again. I beg...

I"ve renovated a couple of places. I used to help my uncle during the summers when I was in high school. I"m no master carpenter but I can cut a straight line and swing a hammer fairly accurately. I have a real good memory so if I fuck up too bad I can at least go get lunch.

Been up all night pondering and making phone calls. The apartment is in her name, luckily most of my shit is still in storage from when I moved down here. All my crap that was in the apartment is packed and loaded in my truck. Called a friend of mine who own and renovates apartments. Said if I...

Girl just hit me with the "I feel distant from you" line. She says she wants to remain friends but doesn"t know if she wants to stay a couple. We have been going out for 2 years now. I feel like I have been hit in the gut. I seriously want to sit in the corner and cry like a bitch yet at the...

But but, If i can"t make fun of other people then I would have to face my own inadequacies. I would go into a downward spiral and hit bottom. Finally realizing my entire life is a temple of making fun of others and propping myself up on the tears and sadness of others. Next thing you know I"m...

Its sad really that you cant admit you"re a retard. But hey its funny to see you try and be smart. Carry on

This is creepy. Its like shes the robot from Jeopardy, randomly pulling answers from a search engine.

This is the train wreck that refuses to finish.

Ta-da the bridge troll right on cue

Aye, think I would be stupid enough to throw my problems out into the wild wonderful world of the interhubs? Nope, but here you go with the "Oh pity me and my problems" rant. You want everyone to know how disabled you are /cry /whine. Grow up and deal with it, that"s called life. Of course you...

Spare me the pity party you worthless shit. hate to break it to you but I work for a living and I pay my own way through college. You see there, its called effort. The only effort your putting forth is to sling a dick up in that trolls cunt. Then you want to come here and try to pass yourself...

Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Get over yourself. You come to this forum trying to show everyone how smart you are and trying to show everyone how kind and generous you are by sleeping with the bridge troll. Oooo look at me I"m so smart I just got dealt a shitty hand in life. No I"m sorry, you got...

People would min/max in bullshitting skills instead of using Google-fu as a dump stat

Why haven"t you died yet?

Seriously, you cannot actually believe the bullshit you type. Its like watching someone photoshop reality. Bad photosop at that. Everyone can see the fucking pixels.

This has to be one of the most pathetic travesties of the human race, yet I cannot look away from this Vampire vs Bridge Troll debate. Remember kids, fire will kill them both

You can do math in your head yet you type like illiterate trailer trash. Jesus fucking Christ I hope you die in a trailer fire

Shit just got real

Just for you GV Application for the Maury Show.

I"m reading this thing in the robot voice the nerd guy uses in Grandmas boy. It just seems so appropriate <iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zOTFwpA7n1M" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Epic episode of Maury! Fuck yeah

Anyone called Maury yet and try to sell him this train wreck?

Jesus fucking Christ get the fuck over it. Are you seriously so fucking pathetic that you have to keep posting this dribble in hopes maybe someone will take pity on you and be your white knight? If you were to be run hit by a car right the fuck now peoples concern wouldn"t be to see if you were...

I sense this going to the hall of shame. Just want to say I am proud to be here

Get definite proof the child is yours. You can demand to see the results. If the baby is yours as long as your paying child support who gives a fuck about that crazy bitch. I think you can also give up all rights to the baby and not pay child support if done before their born. That I don"t know...

I was going to be a smart ass but for some reason this touches a nerve. I"m lucky, my parents have been married around 25 years, been together something like 30. I"ve worked with guys who have had divorces and are good guys. Every single one that has had a divorce has been raped by the court...

Ladies and gents I do believe a button has been pressed. A sore point if you will.

I"m in the same boat. Just went back to school and I"m 27. As far as being awkward around people? Nah, be a retard so what. I"ve found if I do what I want (within normal bounds ex. No dancing naked in the hall) people think I know something they dont and want to hang out. Worst case scenario...

You mean when I read the paper and look up the Aquarius section their blowing smoke up my ass? SAY IT AINT SO!!!! ITS NOT TRUE!

Mippo mad you dont like his nips bro.

Really there is nothing to say to this but...

Dont make The Database angry, you wont like It when Its angry.

Welcome to the Internet, dipshit.

So he went from a whale to a Disabled vampire? Im curious how fugged up the other 2 wives were

I was just looking for an excuse to use this picture. Thank you.

Did you at least have a cool catch phrase for when the cops showed up? "Nothing meaner than a drunk legumer, officer. Up up and away!" /fly away

So Pren is a girl....or are they also Screamfeeder!?

Zing!

Its ok, you can be my friend. Just buy me a ice cream at lunch. Oh and its a secret friendship. Don"t tell anyone.