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  1. uniqueuser

    John Smedley hired by Amazon to produce MMOs

    Should've been a instead.
  2. uniqueuser

    Albion Online

    It's gotten bad enough that Korn had to come out of hiding to make a damage control post hand-waving away the plummeting population by misapplying metrics and abusing irrelevant math concepts. He even provided stats indicating they've lost over 80% of their launch numbers, but claims that's only...
  3. uniqueuser

    Starborne - MMO4X

    Can't wait until loot boxes get regulated like gambling and a whole generation of shit games are no longer viable.
  4. uniqueuser

    Rick and Morty

    Is this all that surprising to anyone when the co-creator himself is a raving autistic faggot?
  5. uniqueuser

    Ralphie May, dead at 45.

    andnothingofvaluewaslost.gif
  6. uniqueuser

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  7. uniqueuser

    Legends of Aria (Shards Online)

    Then I'd recommend playing a UO freeshard. I see LoA has been in alpha like 4 years now and for what they're showing it's not impressive.
  8. uniqueuser

    SNES Classic - 9/29 - $80

    I think the sad truth is that furries & faggotry is simply the apotheosis of the JRPG. It was just delayed by technological limitations.
  9. uniqueuser

    Legends of Aria (Shards Online)

    Ha, hold your tongue. For being 20 years old, UO looks and plays fine. I'm not granting any concessions to games being made today.
  10. uniqueuser

    Legends of Aria (Shards Online)

    This has the most potential of any game I've yet seen to be the spiritual successor to UO. Unfortunately it looks and plays like ass.
  11. uniqueuser

    Albion Online

    No, the game will be at late-phase alpha/beta test population levels (i.e., dead) before the year is even out and content patches won't revive it the same way new tests did. The last uptick this game will ever see is when they finally manage to "release" it on iOS, and that too will be brief.
  12. uniqueuser

    Albion Online

    Unless I'm missing a joke here, AO isn't a CCP game. Its developers, Sandbox Interactive, have no relation to CCP. But you're probably not the first to assume that, because AO is likened to Eve at every turn (the same people would claim oil and water are the same because they're both fluids)...
  13. uniqueuser

    Albion Online

    Player mods because SBI is too cheap to hire enough CSRs, which isn't surprising considering all the other essentials they skimped on.
  14. uniqueuser

    Albion Online

    lol AO is developed by a German company. At this point I'm willing to bet some of the local refugees could've designed a better game; they actually know something about open-world sandbox PvP.
  15. uniqueuser

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Lumi's gonna have to train you in the art of doubling down if you're ever gonna get anywhere in this game.
  16. uniqueuser

    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    It's heartwarming that, even in his confinement, @Picasso3 keeps a line open for other members in their time of need. Requesting thread be renamed "Picasso's Dispatch Center". ...RRP, what's your emergency?...
  17. uniqueuser

    How to Eat a Loaded Baked Potato

    Bunch of fucking gollums in this thread who don't know what to do with po-ta-toes.
  18. uniqueuser

    How to Eat a Loaded Baked Potato

    Do you not skin your carrots either?
  19. uniqueuser

    How to Eat a Loaded Baked Potato

    You eat the rind of an orange too? Potato skins are nasty. Thickly peeled and mashed is the only sane way to eat a potato.
  20. uniqueuser

    Twitch.tv

    Not sure which is more loathsome: a couple of white-trash attention whores or the losers who are so obsessed with them as to catalog every one of their sad exploits.
  21. uniqueuser

    Crowfall

    I agree, it's a large part of the problem. Today's MMO conventions have strangled growth in new directions and games like Crowfall, for all their hype to the contrary, are still just twigs sprouting from the same dead branch.
  22. uniqueuser

    Cheated out of my youth

    I see why you're disappointed now.
  23. uniqueuser

    Nintendo Switch (previously NX)

    Are they desperate or just creatively bereft to demo this before it even has a name? nm, there's my answer
  24. uniqueuser

    EQ Next: #1 Next gen MMO

    Co-op FPS but totally the same 'cuz voxels, huh.
  25. uniqueuser

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    now that's what you call a stretch goal
  26. uniqueuser

    What IP would make a great MMO?

    There's no studio in existence today that can take a well-established IP (especially a literary one) and produce an MMO from it that's anything more than a pathetic cashgrab.
  27. uniqueuser

    Survived By

    Saw this like 6 years ago when it was called Realm of the Mad God.
  28. uniqueuser

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Then it follows that the speed of light must also be much slower than we're told. O how we've been deceived by yet another centuries-old lie!
  29. uniqueuser

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Trespasser was at least ahead of its time. Star Citizen has no such excuse.
  30. uniqueuser

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    So in other words, @Lumi's peers.
  31. uniqueuser

    Weather

    Because wind blows uniformly and at a constant speed at all times, huh.
  32. uniqueuser

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Too late, he's been irreparably damaged for a long time.
  33. uniqueuser

    The Netflix Thread

    I don't recall laughing at anything except the goat puppet's name.
  34. uniqueuser

    Weather

    From the looks of it he's had more than a few run-ins with
  35. uniqueuser

    The Fermi Paradox -- Where is everybody?

    That is not dead which can eternal lie: the aestivation hypothesis for resolving Fermi’s paradox