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  1. Noodleface

    RL Picture Thread

    Thanks! Not strictly. But quitting raiding and actually lifting and touching grass has brought me down some.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We had a Dell employee commit suicide on campus, in his car, facing traffic so everyone saw him blow his brains out. He had some sign hanging on the back of his car announcing his grievances. That shit got swept under the rug REAL FAST. Btw it happened because he got laid off. A couple weeks...
  3. Noodleface

    RL Picture Thread

  4. Noodleface

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    Me and my wife played 2-3 hours a night every night for like 2 months haha. Took us 120 hours.
  5. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    If I ever got put on a pip I'd be doing 0 work and 100% applying to jobs. It's just a way to justify firing someone.
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    Job applicants

    I've interviewed a lot of recent grass, no cool stories like the guy in OP though. Mostly what I find is the quality of education has taken a nose dive for engineering. Maybe 1 out of 20 people seems to have any clue what they're talking about. I've had to bite my tongue a bit when we get...
  7. Noodleface

    Playstation 5

    Depends on your TV and expectations. At $749 + cost of drive fuck no it's not
  8. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    They used to! Sorta
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You sure know how to sweet talk a fellow chosen undead
  10. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    Yeah so there's two pickguard sizes for these and I thought I matched the right template but realized I fucked up and got the wrong one. Mihht order a new one one day.
  11. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    At one time they did match haha
  12. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    Restrung and cleaned my 7s so took a pic
  13. Noodleface

    Nintendo Switch (previously NX)

    Very unsurprising. PS5 had trouble with limgrave or any weather effects
  14. Noodleface

    Job Hunting

    You can just look it up instead of calling commander queef!
  15. Noodleface

    Job Hunting

    I have a patent and I don't put it on my resume. It takes up space and honestly if someone asks in an interview I'll just say yeah I have a patent for X.
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    Accidentaly Based Games

    What the fuck
  17. Noodleface

    Vasectomy Inc

    She wouldn't mind if we had another, but she (and doctors) doesn't think she can have another. This is probably the year I get snipped though.
  18. Noodleface

    Vasectomy Inc

    I've been blasting in my wife lately because something about blasting on her bothers her. I think it's time for the snip snip myself.
  19. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    You don't go to Taco Bell raw dog. You have to use the app for deals. I like the luxe build your own box for $7. Then I buy about 28 more pounds of food and question my life.
  20. Noodleface

    PS6 and Next Xbox Leaks?

    I was a big console proponent of years past. But what tires me is I get a launch console, there's some issues with them, then later they launch a midlife kicker with better specs that seems closer to what they promised the console would actually be. I think for PS6 there's just no compelling...
  21. Noodleface

    Job Hunting

    Moving onto further interviews with oracle. It's gonna be the same bullshit as here, I can already tell, but the company seems way healthier right now. Slightly longer commute for a little more money. More of a side grade.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    12th anniversary today. Staying in a small house cabin with the wife and kids. Pretty perfect minus my one kid puking everywhere.
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    Parent Thread

    My big worry about this stuff is would she have been asexual if it wasn't "in" to have 300 genders/sexualities. Of course as a parent myself I'd be supportive
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    Health Problems

    The covid sweats are real. My telltale signs both times I got covid were mild fever followed by night sweats for like 5 days. Paxlovid was real rough for me. Cured me real quick but then I got the covid bounce back which was essentially another bout of covid the next week. I won't take the...
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    Twitch.tv

    I've wondered recently if she got a secret tit job
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have a feeling the judge will order you to pay X rather than go shopping with him lol He sounds very naive about life in general
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Just curious... But I'm assuming he asked you to purchase a love seat,.rather than asking for money for a loveseat ? Because if so that's hilarious
  28. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    It just made it splotchy and now I have a map of Hawaii on my patio
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    Home Improvement

    Ok this douchebag hasn't come back to seal this shit so I paid him less money than he asked. What sealer should I get for this? It's stamped concrete and his patch is just some regular concrete with some acrylic or filler or something to make it not break so easily.
  30. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    SSB finally came in and it is such a godsend. Gone is any shoulder pain while squatting. I just got a $100 bar from Amazon, as I don't think I'll be squatting 800 pounds any time soon. In fact I'm going super light for now to really work on my form again. Like .. super light.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Kids were out last night. Wife sucked my penis in pitch darkness out on the patio. Marriage is alright sometimes.
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    Nintendo Switch (previously NX)

    Well I am way better off than my parents were/are, so I'm trying to impart a bit of financial wisdom on them while I can. They each have a few grand in savings, but we let them have a chunk of bday/Xmas money for fun. A couple weeks ago I heard them talking to each other about both saving up...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have a friend that lives the minimalist lifestyle. I both envy him and am depressed when I see his living situation.
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    Nintendo Switch (previously NX)

    It was birthday/Christmas money, but this is how I feel when my wife buys me presents.
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    Nintendo Switch (previously NX)

    Kids really wanted a switch 2 with Mario kart. I really didn't care, but no way I was gonna spend a retarded $500. So I made a deal with them and we went halfsies. I could stomach $250 and they feel a sense of ownership with it. Mario Kart does look nice, but man what a boner killer of a system...
  36. Noodleface

    Job Hunting

    Same when my wife worked at USPS. Veterans immediately had a leg up on the process. I actually like that
  37. Noodleface

    Job Hunting

    Anyone worked for Oracle? I'm interviewing there. Their financials seem better than where I'm at now, job is 1:1 what my job is now. Wondering if I'm just moving to another retarded company if I go there though.
  38. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I'm sure it's the same for a lot of people here but the higher up you go in responsibility the less coding you do. I don't do many commits. Most of my time is meetings, emails, chats, design. My ex-boss finally recognized I am in the shit because I just cannot code. His solution is that...
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    Twitch.tv

    This is one of the greatest videos I've ever seen
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    That's probably true to an extent. I just know whenever I get tagged in a ticket and add a comment they immediately assign it to me to take it off their plate. Even if it's not remotely my issue.