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Correct, I just leave all my cans on the side of the road in a bag and they are gone within minutes. AFAIK, the protest was about the prison labor that McDonald uses or whatever but there was also a protest from Yallqueda at the same time downtown yesterday. Think that's why they actually had...

FTFY

Except most animals are raised in pretty awful conditions unless you are buying from a local farm.

Spoiler Alert : Every burger you eat comes from a dead animal.

Porn is always free, bro.

Saw the news before I went to school and it was showing the one plane hitting the tower and then at school we watched TV of the second plane hitting, I was in 10th grade just like Keg. The impact of what happened didn't hit me for a long while, to celebrate this anniversary I will be attending...

I've broke a lot of condoms, it sometimes gets bunched up and just pulls enough to break. You can feel it instantly so the whole condom broke excuse is just a man who's horny enough to sign a 20 year contract. Even with condoms you should be pulling out and laying your seed somewhere visible.

Tried to surprise you last night with some gear aand buffs but you logged off right as I zoned into Misty.

Wrong.

I don't care what a girls dietary preferences are as long as she let's me play a game of What inside your butt.

Everytime I have sex we both climax at the same time gazing into each other's eyes. Or I pop in their mouth so I don't have to worry about any clean up or babies.

Portland does that with a couple of the major intersections, gives the walk signal like 3 to 5 seconds before the light turns green. We also have the countdown lights which are excellent for knowing when you can make the light or when you should brake.

No idea, Lenas just hooked me up when I started with a full suit.

Finally got around to taking an awful photo of the new CX bike, racing starts next week so I'm ready to drop the hammer and bunnyhop some barriers.

While you nerds are fighting about servers, I'm over here collecting the loots.

I'm in on hole #6, hoping it's Rosie.

Hate on me being vegan all you want, but Trex said sizzle is the best pizza in Portland yet doesn't know of half of the pizza places in town and only goes to chains. She's also afraid of Voodoo because oogles sit on the sidewalk.

I only named those places because they are all quick by the slice places much like Sizzle pie is. If you want good sit down pizza, it's obviously Apizza Scholls, Fino or Thick if you want chicago style. I've never heard of a single person that isn't a tourist like sizzle, I bet you think...

This is proof you have awful taste, Sizzle is mediocre pizza on a good day. Only reason I will ever go there is if I'm in the area and need food asap or I get it for free. Blackbird, SFNY, Eat Pizza, hell even Hot Lips is better pizza than sizzle.

Sorry you are ugly bro, maybe you will have better luck on Eharmony where your shining personality can come through.

I see this from time to time too, it makes no sense especially on tinder which is a hook up site.

I don't think I could run a mIle before my knees caught fire but put me on a bike and I can go 100 miles without batting an eye.

Bought a new (to me) Giant TCX, can't wait for CX season now. Took it out last weekend and got my fit all dialed in and it feels so good to be riding a bike with actual CX geo and not a "gravel grinder".

One day I'll have muscles and be able to pull high school girls.

Is Woolygimp under 24? Cause he sure seems autistic with his posts.

Biketown bikes are 2.50 for 30 minutes or 12 dollars for an "all day" pass which is only 2.5 hours of riding time. If you go over the time, you get charged 6 dollars for another hour. When you ride the bike it tracks all your movements and mileage which is kind of cool, here's a photo of the...

I don't know how you eat but usually I make the food, eat it then clean the mess.

Posting this for Himeo. This is my dinner tonight.

I am very inactive on TAKP but will likely ramp up come Velious since it will be winter here as well so I won't be out as much.

Portland has the yellow bikes back in the mid 2000s where you never locked them up, just rode them to wherever and left them. Bunch of homeless people stole them or threw em in the river. Nikebikes weigh 58 pounds so no junkie is able to life them to toss in the river.

I prefer Odwalla bars over Cliff bars but, yeah white chocolate macadamia is the jam.

This was worthy of it's own thread.

You don't owe a strange lady anything, so bailing isn't a dick move but you should at least show her your dick moves before abandoning ship.

I rode my bicycle today, didn't run any stop lights or wear spandex. 10/10, would ride again.

Guess who's coming to town in November.

Had a TB baja blast slushie today. A+, would drink again.

Got my back tooth pulled today, now it's impossibly uncomfortable to eat any foods I want to eat and I can't even smoke CBD oils since it will cause dry socket.

I didn't give you a rainbow for faggotry fyi, that was a rainbow of beauty. Also, these emojis are probably the worst thing to happen to these boards.

Oh shit, you can run a trader along with the 3 box crew? I've just been running mine when logged out.