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Last Tango in Paris. Marlon Brando shoves a stick of butter up a girls ass for lube and rapes her.

That technology has been around for at least 7 years. Also not a real person ...

I wasn't going for more impressive. Ultra marathons nearly kill the participants. Move all those faggots into them and I'm sure it will kill more.

I would eliminate marathons. Make those marathon faggots either shut up or start running ultra marathons.

It was an eagles fan, wasn't it?

My experiences with shower sex are 1. Wife blowing me in the shower - very nice 2. Wife riding me in the shower - very bad. Felt like I was drowning. I think it was similar to being waterboarded. I still finished but that was a 1 time thing. I think a standing doggy might be good but...

3d chess. He gets it now so he doesn't have to worry about it during the season. Surprised Jones didn't have a mandatory team sleepover at zeke's house.

So the kid looked just like you? Sounds like you put that ivy league education to good use blaming it on an illegal.

Just following in the footsteps of the original trilogy.

Is that the guy that did all the drugs or the one who's missing a nut?

a lot?

Cock rings can be fun. Mine has a second ring that goes over the balls and a little vibrating egg on top.

How does his treatment of your daughter compare to his treatment of his siblings? If he can't respect your daughter you can't stay with this woman. Your kid is more important than your dick.

Good thing there's plenty of other stories that can be covered and done well. The main 3 are too fucking old to continue making movies anyway. It's not a huge loss that their stories are over.

Bro. Hospice? That's for when you're circling the drain, isn't it? Did you cover that stuff in another thread?

His will be that no woman has ever been worthy of his cock.

That's tough. If it was on fire I could narrow it down to about 6 immediately.

I don't know prisons. I based the minimum security guess on 4 things. 1. Conjugal visits. I've always though that only minimum security federal prisons have conjugal visits. Club Fed. 2. One fence between the prisoners in the yard and free people and people can approach the fence from...

I agree, fuck virtual keyboards. Key2 works on verizon, you just tell them you have a key2 LTE and it will work. But blackberry is officially out of business now. No more keys. I bought a unihertz titan for$339. If you are an old school blackberry fan you might like it. It is inspired by...

You're talking about legalizing prostitution. All prostitution is not sex trafficking.

Aren't you supposed to say "no homo" after talking about a dude's clothes?

It was worth watching all 10 episodes just to see he's using a blackberry keyone. That's my phone and I'd wager it was already obsolete when they filmed the show. The Key2 was released in 2018. It wasn't all that funny but it wasn't terrible. I will not be sad if it is canceled. But by...

You mean stage left, don't you.

Price is too high.

Who wouldn't divide the nation right now? That's hardly a trump problem. I think he's the man for the job because he has a chance of breaking the cycle. Let it accelerate into absurdity quickly instead of incrementally.

I think it legitimately doesn't happen as often because we've been against it as a society for so long. Looking for it and running it out of the profession. I wouldn't be surprised if most of the male teachers who abuse students abuse male students. Also, what's the % of male teachers...

I wish I was capable of faking a fedor post. If I could make it believable, I'd start posting random shit and saying it was from him. Pretend he's contacting me on twitter or something.

Well, they did have time travel in rebels and that's canon so .....

I'm a chauvinist. No hypocritical feelings for me.

So was this the season finale at the theater? Did it look to anyone else like the actual cast were the re-enactors on stage? All except guillermo. Maybe they were stunt doubles.

What do you mean "shitcan the sequel trilogy"? Like they're going to say all of that canon is now acid trip canon and we're going back to legends? The movies are released, how can they be shit canned?

What I'm trying to say is that we don't know what deal she expected. Did that paper say what the prosecutor would recommend? If it did, I missed it. I'd like to hear from an attorney if that actually means she knew she was agreeing to 20 years of no probation because I agree it would be dumb...

We can't. She was an alien though who's job it was to make babies.

I went down on a girl with a nuva ring once. No idea what it was, I'd never even heard of them before. But when I figured out it was possibly latex it got in my head and I was afraid it was a condom. I soldiered on and dug it out. Took a look at it and was like "GOD DAMN WAS SHE FUCKING A...

In general the pretty ones get less time. The thing about plea deals is that you're just pleading guilty so the prosecutor will recommend a lighter sentence. The judge can still do whatever the fuck they want. AFAIK, you have no recourse if the judge doesn't accept the prosecutor's...

I realized yesterday that those are mouth breathers. So I guess it does help.

Is it the dinosaurs or the diversity that sounds interesting? I forgot to mention that I also liked the ahsoka book. She was ignored in the legends stuff other than the clone wars. So I can hope for more of those.

Yeah but they're going to fuck all of that over too. Have you seen the news on the high republic?

Any married man has unless he fucks with his eyes closed. But how many of those have had the husband try to sneak around behind him?

So what are the chances of them writing more books in the legends timeline? I'm just about done with the new canon stuff. The only thing really good in it is the thrawn books. Who would I need to bother to get that rolling? I wanna read more about the old republic, skirata's clone troopers...