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  1. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Try making a party for it in party finder. ...and be prepared to wait a long time.
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    Dark Souls 3

    My brother and I are both going to be playing Dark Souls 3 on launch, but our internet is a special kind of stupid and won't give me any of the bandwidth if he's downloading something. So it'd be nice to be able to have that extra window so we can both play on launch.
  3. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    Has anyone got their GMG key yet?
  4. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Show us the receipt, you pansy!
  5. Kriptini

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    You make it very difficult to regard you with any amount of respect whatsoever.
  6. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    They made /cpose work when you're sitting. Lalas have a leg spread pose. :^)
  7. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    So I may or may not have become the J49 of Gilgamesh.
  8. Kriptini

    The Authoritative Final Fantasy & Bravely Default thread

    So far I think the versions I'm going to play are: 1: PSP (or Android if it's the same) 2: PSP (or Android if it's the same) 3: DS 4: DS 5: GBA 6: GBA 7: PC 8: PC 9: Android (or PC if it comes out when I get around to it) 10: PS2 (or PS3 if I can emu it) 12: PS2 13: PC
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    The Authoritative Final Fantasy & Bravely Default thread

    How difficult is it to emulate DS on PC? I have a couple of friends who want me to stream the games.
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    The Authoritative Final Fantasy & Bravely Default thread

    Alright friends, I'm planning on marathoning every main title FF game between now and the release of XV. (Excluding XI and XIV.) So bros, which is the best version/remake of each game to play? Prefer PC/emulation if possible. Obviously VII only has one option but I know there's a lot of...
  11. Kriptini

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Can amod shaw Tanoomba? This thread was so nice while he was away.
  12. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I'm in between FCs at the moment. Just using my linkshell and friends list to get stuff done.
  13. Kriptini

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I know, right? That "would of" makes me sick.
  14. Kriptini

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Exactly. Noodle truly is the FSM. Por que no los dos?
  15. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Are you even a trap?
  16. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    I'm just wondering why people act like it's such a big deal when they probably never even ran into it.
  17. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    Did any of you actually die/respawn enough to see enemies stop spawning? It only happened to me if I was going back to farm mobs for rare items. Never during a normal playthrough did I die in an area so many times that enemies stopped spawning.
  18. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Exactlylike that. And you can carry any passenger on it, not just your spouse.
  19. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    It can be called "charming" but it's still an element of bad design. The Souls games are very food on the whole but there are a few bizarre design choices in them.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    You get a costume and a weding ring that lets you teleport to your spouse whenever you want in the free package. There are $10 and $20 packages that include bonus items. (The $20 package comes with a 2-seater white chocobo.) You also get priority ERP scheduling with me, which is a very hot...
  21. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    It needs to look good, though. I would rather play a game with pixelvomit graphics than a game that looked like Baby's First Afternoon in Maya as long as the pixelvomit had a unified, cohesove, and generally good-looking theme (example, Hyper Light Drifter).
  22. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    The challenge of a boss should be the boss itself, not the run up to it AND the boss. Imagine having to clear all of the trash in an MMO dungeon after every wipe. Don't tell me you faggots didn't run past all the mobs after dying to the Bed of Chaos in Lost Izalith. That was like a 2...
  23. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    I agree with a lot of points in that article. While DS1 had better environments and level design, DS2 had much befter customization viability and game mechanics.
  24. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Are you a Lalagirl? I'm not marrying no dirty cloudbreather! I can neither confirm nor deny this allegation.
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    The RPG Thread

    Paradox? Skipping.
  26. Kriptini

    Univ. of California to be First College to Give Scholarships For Video Game Players

    Guarantee you that all these athletes will be majoring in Asian Studies or whatever bullshit major.
  27. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I don't owe you shit! Rofl
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    Final Fantasy XV (PS4 / XB1 / PC)

    Having played Episode Duscae, I would say the combat is like a combination of Witcher 3 and Darksiders 2, but that still doesn't really paint a clear picture of it.
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    Univ. of California to be First College to Give Scholarships For Video Game Players

    Because they're going to have a LoL team but not a CS:GO team, for example.
  30. Kriptini

    Univ. of California to be First College to Give Scholarships For Video Game Players

    This was only a matter of time considering that 75% of the kids in lecture halls are playing LoL anyways. Also we're right next to Blizzard HQ so the Heroes of the Storm scholarship will probably start soon as well.
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    Final Fantasy XV (PS4 / XB1 / PC)

    Platinum Demo is more of a technical demo than a mechanical demo, although there is one part where you get to do a fight as grown up Noctis with the actual combat mechanics.
  32. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XV (PS4 / XB1 / PC)

    FINAL FANTASY XV IS GOING TO SAVE VIDEOGAMES
  33. Kriptini

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    The most times I had sex in a 24 hour period was three. Once in the afternoon, again that night, then in the morning when we woke up. I was sore as HELL for like a good two days after. Gotta cap that at two.
  34. Kriptini

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    "Don't pay for everything" is such a load of crap. So many times I've gone out with a girl and they say something like, "You don't have to pay for everything" or "I feel bad for making you spend all this money on me," to which I always respond, "Feel free to pay for yourself or both of us...
  35. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    I think hosts should be allowed to Estus during an invasion but any phantoms shouldn't. The host has to deal with the phantom and anh mobs in the area, plus even if they defeat the invader, they still have to make it to the next bonfire. Allowing an invader to Estus tips the scales way too hard.
  36. Kriptini

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Does that have anything to do with it? I'm circumcised and have never felt the need for it.
  37. Kriptini

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    You didn't have Google back then.
  38. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    GTX 750 Ti minimum? 970 recommended? What is From Soft smoking?
  39. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    Didn't read the link, but my guess is that all English versions will be on "press difficulty" until the day one patch.