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  1. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's the muscle definition, dude. Bald guy + muscles is a recipe for success. If I ever go bald, I want to look like Bruce Willis.
  2. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This right here. Muscles look great on bald guys. Take the Rock for example. Well, muscles look great on everyone, but especially bald guys.
  3. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Depends on what's attached to that bald head. You got guns?
  4. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    IGN Review. http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/03/...d-layer-review From the sound of it, the game is good except for the localization.
  5. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    Okay, that article pissed me off. Getting rid of story-altering choices is crossing the line. RIP Bravely Second, I was really looking forward to this game but now I just feel cheated. I don't want to play another railroaded turn-based JRPG.
  6. Kriptini

    Ghostbusters (2016)

    I was interested in it when I first heard about it, but that trailer is awful. I most likely won't see it now. That blonde chick is a freak, though. Would cross streams with her.
  7. Kriptini

    No Man's Sky

    Is PC release in June, too? I thought this game was supposed to be a timed exclusive.
  8. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I wish they were traps, at least then they'd be cute and not just fat.
  9. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    How's everyone doing on the new Mushin fight? My best attempt (403 AP Blade Dancer) was 23% and enrage. I want to stack the damage buff more but it's really tough for me to outheal that DoT. I might just need to gear up more.
  10. Kriptini

    Stardew Valley

    Maybe the developer has a Patreon? Pirate the game, donate to the dev's Patreon, victory.
  11. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    Is this even Nintendo's doing, though? Who's on translation for Bravely Second?
  12. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    I did not hear about that. Bravely Second was supposed to be the game that didn't get censored super hard. Removing game content is just
  13. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    Watched about 20 minutes of footage, up to the first boss of the High Wall. Something I'm really not okay with:
  14. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Here for you, dude. I'll be praying for you while I'm setting up bear traps in the bushes around my house.
  15. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No, but she's tried everything else in the book up to this point. She hates my guts, she never wants to see me again, oh wait, now she says she loves me and can't live without me, oh wait, now she says she found someone to replace me and she'll never think of me again, oh wait, now she's...
  16. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have never been good at the "corrective" part of giving a "corrective schlonging."
  17. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So I was never really "with" that chick. There was a little spark between us at first but it wasn't really going anywhere, and anything left over was snuffed out completely when she changed her name to Keith. However... my last real ex moved to Canada, changed her gender identity (but not her...
  18. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Last night she did the whole "I never want to see you again, you broke my heart, I'm going to find someone to replace you." She called me again this morning begging for me to reconsider, talking about how this has happened 4-5 times, how she stood up a guy at Disneyland so she could spend more...
  19. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well I'm not really interested in dating someone that I have no interest in being with long-term.
  20. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This poor girl. She's not taking it well at all. I said that I'm not sure I should be looking for a long-term relationship right now because I have to stabilize my career and finances. Was that the wrong move? EDIT: I think I messed this up big time, bros. She said I'm one of her anxieties...
  21. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I pushed the first date pretty hard, after that it was mostly her. We did go out a ton, though, that part is correct.
  22. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not sure where the bold part came from? She moved around here recently (as in, within six months) to go to a nearby college, and there's been animosity between her and her roommate the whole time but didn't really feel that push to look for another place until now. Yeah, definitely gonna take...
  23. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    RIP me. I know you guys are right, I just didn't want to have to face it. Can I trade? That one's cuter. FUG
  24. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think she's just extremely na?ve. There's other telling behavior.
  25. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She just called me and asked me to move in with her. She's not getting along with her current roommate and has been looking for a new place, but she called me just now and asked me if I wanted to go half on a place with her. I politely declined, but... we've known each other for only seven days...
  26. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Would you say this is normal? Sounds like a plan.
  27. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    The only kind of thing I can think of is that Secrets may have sold NCoin to people. By that, I mean someome paid him in gold in order to have him gift them something from the cash shop. Now, the developers have said that this behavior is okay, and there's many sources of them saying that...
  28. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Rofl, fuck you. We've done a lot of junk. Breakfast twice, lunch three times, dinner four times. Sightseeing (she's relatively new to the area), stargazing, beach, laster tagging, LAN party (twice), movies (twice), and a lot of driving around in between filled with car talks. She lacks...
  29. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think I'm in too deep, boys. It's been only a week since our first date and this chick is on the verge of saying "I love you." I do not see myself long term with this girl at all. ...but she puts out and is fun to hang out with. (We've spent like three whole days together already.) Do I...
  30. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Support willassureyou that you weren't false-flagged for using a ping reduction prpgram, but they're lying.
  31. Kriptini

    Black Desert

    Why? So they can break all of their weapon gems?
  32. Kriptini

    Black Desert

    I would be interested in seeing some hardcore PvP guilds doing castle sieges. They can't be worse than ArcheAge.
  33. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    It's like dodging actually took skill and timing or something.
  34. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    WE DID IT, REROLLED! Doubt I'll be able to climb much higher, I'm just not really good at PvP in this game.
  35. Kriptini

    Pokemon Sun & Moon

    X/Y were okay. ORAS is the only game in the series that I've straight up skipped. Are we ever getting Pokemon Z?
  36. Kriptini

    Runescape Nxt

    buying gf
  37. Kriptini

    Dark Souls 3

    This man speaks for me. Although I loved the environments/world of DS1 more, DS2 had superior game mechanics.
  38. Kriptini

    Black Desert

    My main concern isn't about competing for mobs (though that will of course be an issue), it's whether or not the servers will be able to handle the first two weeks of a game. Publishers always underprepare for NA/EU launches, and it forces them to add more servers that end up completely dead 1-2...
  39. Kriptini

    What do you do?

    Mist, you said that most places around you pay the same rate. Have you tried negotiating a higher starting salary? With your experience and background, I don't think it'd be unreasonable for you to try to get some more dosh out of the gate, and if they don't cooperate, well you weren't going to...
  40. Kriptini

    Black Desert

    Exactly why I'm concerned.