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  1. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    True, but church is one of the few places where your kids will find other kids demonstrating those same morals. It's important that kids hang around peers that can be positive influences on them. I fail Jesus every day, and He forgives me every day, regardless of whether or not traps are...
  2. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I was raised Christian and I've turned out pretty well. Making your kids go to sunday school helps teach them good morals and values. They'll decide for themselves whether or not they believe in God around high school/college.
  3. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    It's the weeaboo word for "wife."
  4. Kriptini

    Parent Thread

    When I was little, I had an infatuation with Wheel of Fortune. Mother always likes to talk about how I would ask her if she wanted to "spin the wheel, buy a vowel, or solve the puzzle."
  5. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    There's very little difference between Awakened Siren and True Siren. Kinda sucks.
  6. Kriptini

    Blade Runner 2

    I still need to watch Blade Runner. We own it on Laser Disc.
  7. Kriptini

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Sulkowicz carried around a mattress with her 24/7. It's one thing to take a case to court, it's another thing to parade around with a fucking mattress trying to make yourself relevant in as many newspapers as possible. SHE's the one making it harder for real victims to come forward by turning...
  8. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I think you've gotten lazy with your last-wording. "K?" That's not even 10char dude.
  9. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Ex-waifu. She became a man and remarried to a catboy. Unless you're talking about one of my many unofficial Lalagirlfriends.
  10. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    I avoid Blade Masters like the plague because I've never met a BM that wasn't a mouthbreather.
  11. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Opened my first Dark Pirate weapon chest and got the Lynblade on my first try. Not like I have the money to upgrade it though, lol.
  12. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Regarding Blade Dancer, they're tougher to solo with than Summoner (Summoners can solo pretty much anything they want by rolling their face on the keyboard) but I have seen videos of Blade Dancers soloing some of the difficult group instances. They have a pretty high skill ceiling when it comes...
  13. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    I think you can get to gold just by knowing your class well, but once you hit gold, you really need to learn your matchups in order to get higher.
  14. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Dang dude, grats. I'm still hovering around the 1750 range. I can beat Destroyers 100% of the time and I also almost always win the mirror match, but Summoners are still iffy for me (though I am doing better against them) and KFMs are still completely gatekeeping me.
  15. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Tax return, dude.
  16. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Tower 8 can't have more than 3350 HP. Here's what my plan is so far: 1. BSH (2420 HP, 160 Accuracy, 68 Crit) 2. Tower (2540 HP, 168 Crit, 71 Accuracy or Defense) 3. BSH (2650 HP, 175 Block, 75 Crit) 4. BSH (2770 HP, 183 Evasion, 78 Crit) 5. BSH (3000 HP, 199 Crit, 84 Accuracy or Defense)...
  17. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Don't you mean the reverse?
  18. Kriptini

    FREE CHIPOTLE BURRITO

    I dunno, Chipotle is definitely easier on my stomach than most of the authentic Mexican joints around me. If I want to go HAM, I'll go down to one of the authentic Mexican places, but if I just wanna get lunch, Chipotle is better.
  19. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    I find a good way to grind Hongmoon levels is to spam arena. You get like 3k a win, plus all the Zen Beans.
  20. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Yeah, but does BDO have this?!
  21. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    I'm in a clan called Checkmate. We've got a solid core and are recruiting, but you do gotta join the Facebook group if you want in. PM me if you want me to hook you up.
  22. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    I think it's better to skip the Moonwater Arena Soul Shield from insignia farming. No real reason to get it anymore since we have Mushin's Tower now. I don't know if skipping the Blackram Soul Shield is a good idea. It provides a lot of crit and piercing which is no doubt useful in Tower.
  23. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Poharan 24-man (E. Fleet Supply Chain) is an open world dungeon. Think of it like Stormhold. Go in, do your dailies, maybe get some soul shields or whatever. Make 4-5g from those alone per day. You're going to want a full Blackram Supply soul shield before going back to Mushin's Tower, as...
  24. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    You can try to SS him after you grab him, that will give you an iframe in case anything tries to hit you when you pick him up.
  25. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Oh, I thought you were talking about the 7th floor, not the first. It's strange to me that your enemies are breaking out of Force Grip. AFAIK, there isn't a single NPC in the game that can do that before the duration expires. Are you using Slam (1) or Drain (3)? Because that ends the Force Grip...
  26. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    It's terrible, dude. Ever since Summoners got more skill points I have an extremely difficult matchup against them. I just can't out trade them anymore. Yeah, you're going to want to use your PvP build. Use your Draw Stance burst combo for damage and then just juggle him on the air/knock him on...
  27. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Fucking Scummoners!
  28. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'll know I've found the one when I make a girl laugh from her mouth and her rear at the same time.
  29. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Haha! I do really miss FFXIV but if I came back now, I'd end up quitting in a week. I need there to be more stuff to do before I make my glorious return! ...also I think my FC went RIP.
  30. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Played in a 1v1 tournament and ended up playing against two of the top ranked players in NA: Virus and Silkroad. My match with Virus was largely uneventful, he controlled every game the whole way through and I just got slaughtered. My match against Silkwood had a bit more back and forth, but...
  31. Kriptini

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think that, when getting a new job, you want to present yourself exactly as you plan to act while working there. There was a dude we interviewed that came dressed in a full suit, hair slicked back, the works. He seemed very impressive so we hired him. His first day of work, he came in late...
  32. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    DPS as a BD is pretty easy, you can spec for Wind and then your max DPS comes from holding down RMB and pressing F after three crirs. You do need to animation cancel (LMB and F) when you go into Draw Stance, though.
  33. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Zzz. I'll wait for 3.3.
  34. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    I've been having a lot of trouble against Force Master in arena recently. I'm pretty stuck around 1650 rating right now.
  35. Kriptini

    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    I quote this video all the time lol
  36. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    Zen Beans gains is half as much as my clanmates thought it would be. Less than 100 per win at Gold rank.
  37. Kriptini

    The RPG Thread

    I heard that Bravely Second has a completely different writer(s).
  38. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    You can, you just have to Windstride there and walk in.
  39. Kriptini

    Fire Emblem Fates

    This translation lmao