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  1. Kriptini

    Rocket League - PS4/PC

    The Halloween drops are really rare. =(
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    Life Is Strange

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    Black Desert

    Leveling is done fastest by grinding (In RU I've been skipping all quests except the Black Spirit quests which are the tutorials for the different game mechanics), so you don't have to do any quests while leveling, but quests do grant something called "contribution points" and while I don't know...
  4. Kriptini

    No Man's Sky

    I really want to play this game, but I really want there to be a - game - to play. I suppose I'll wait for the reviews come June.
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    Black Desert

    I imagine the nodes would have to have slightly different rules, right? Or else it'd be just a matter of who got there first.
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    Black Desert

    If you want PvE this is the wrong game, that's for sure. People like it for the PvP and the combat system. Not sure they're doing anything about Karma, but people are hoping that they do. I think it's being rushed to NA/EU because Blade & Soul finally announced a launch date and they know...
  7. Kriptini

    Black Desert

    After soft cap, it's all about PvP (specifically nodes and sieges). Everything else in this game is just kinda background noise. (There's also the titular desert, but when I ask my friend what's in the desert, he just says "sand." Guess there isn't really anything in there yet.) Problem is...
  8. Kriptini

    Black Desert

    Some super annoying British woman streamer (her name is wolfie or something like that) was too inept to figure out how to use the launcher to get into the game, so me and a bunch of my AA/BD friends raided her stream to tell her that she had to switch the region on the launcher. It was sad.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    We have these in California. Well, kind of. They're called "mole burritos." I've never had one nor do I know anyone that's ever had one, but you can find them here.
  10. Kriptini

    Black Desert

    The real grind doesn't begin until you hit soft cap. =/
  11. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Eh, I played one for a bit at E3 and even then they seemed very strong. It was probably just the general populace making a stink without knowing much about the class.
  12. Kriptini

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Well I don't - let - them cough in my mouth but I swear to God they're crouched behind those potted plants, waiting to spring when I go for the mints on the reception desk.
  13. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I dunno who you were talking to. All of the Savage firsts were done with a DRK because they're just objectively better than PLDs for current content, and they can actually DPS unlike PLDs.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Doctor, reading this thread is giving me diseases, not curing them!
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    DRKs have been fantastic since their release. PLDs are the ones that need a buff.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    As funny as he is, Hodj can't be amod, he'd ban people for "being stupid." And before you know it, half the forum would be gone, and all that would be left would be the Sports section, the Politics, Religion, and Guns thread, and then me and Pyros in the top boards being like, "So guys... video...
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Void Ark isn't the thing to get pumped for. It'll be fun the first time and only the first time. Then it will turn into a weekly loot treadmill. If there's anything in there to particularly get excited for, it's the airship explorations... hopefully they're implemented with enough...
  18. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Rofl, Krip's college days are long gone!
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    Black Desert

    There was a way to do it without the hacking client, too. If you could get a ship (any ship worked, but clipper was the easiest) to hit the skybox, the entire server would crash. It happened by accident once when I was driving my Hurricane (a glitch that causes the merchant ship to stand up on...
  20. Kriptini

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Tanking is simple in this game.
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    Black Desert

    Oh yeah, I totally forgot about the land grab hackers. I got my five plots by the first hour of launch, so I didn't have to deal with that.
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    Black Desert

    I didn't link any of the evidence, not that there is necessarily much to link. He was in our guild for the entirety of Alpha, he would often mention the Russian hacking tools, the rest of us knew about the tools from having played RU anyways, there was zero doubt in any of our minds that it was...
  23. Kriptini

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    It can't be denied that Jesus was a real person. Meanwhile, are Star Citizen and Pantheon real games? :^)
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    Assassin's Creed: Syndicate

    Doesn't pertain to Ubisoft specifically, but, I find it difficult to trust big review publications for Ubisoft/EA titles.
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    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    At least Christianity is based on things that actually happened!
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    ReRolled AssHat has been chosen!

    I lost brain cells after watching her "review" of Assassin's Creed Syndicate. Apparently there is a such thing as a "strong female character that doesn't feel like it was gender-swapped at the same time," but also apparently "gender has no impact on personality," and those ideas aren't...
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Skipping side quests is a very bad idea for your first level 60.
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    My Spider Bro

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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    But how would Hodj know if he was getting the last word in if he was hiding other people's posts?
  30. Kriptini

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    But how would Hodj know if he was getting the last word in if he was hiding other people's posts?
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Why are you guys letting a dude with a RONALD MCDONALD CLOWN avatar bait you so hard?
  32. Kriptini

    Black Desert

    Yeah, it's what happened on Aranzeb. Navarim defected from Wicked to Forestcrow right before live started because he thought that Forestcrow would have a better shot of being server dominant than Wicked. We're not exactly surewhenhe started hacking (it's possible that he teleported guildies to...
  33. Kriptini

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Can we actually play Pokemon this time? Last time you said there was gonna be Pokemon but there was no Pokemon! Only circle-jerking!
  34. Kriptini

    Black Desert

    Cheating definitely ruined ArcheAge for me. The monetization was annoying, but still playable. Other factions using teleportation hacks, radar hacks, and spawning level 55 mobs in towns wasnotplayable.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    You don't fool me, I know you've got the Noodlegod on payroll!
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    To be fair, banning Mire and Marmac on suspicion/Hodjposting of them being Tanoomba alts was kinda messed up. But also, I think they waaaaaaay overreacted.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Whoops, take off the period at the end of that link.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    RIP, Tanoomba. https://youtu.be/lVFkA59kZhE.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Yeah, you can transfer at any time for a fee somewhere in the realm of $15.
  40. Kriptini

    Blade and Soul - Kung Fu Korea - Action MMO

    It's really annoying when Summoners make their cat look as much like them as possible. I sometimes didn't realize I was hitting the cat, then would get double snared and wombo combo'd.