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I'm sure the markets will love the result of this. (saying that unironically)

I think you are conflating different retirement vehicles with each other and mixing their rules up

Something something darth maul.

I’m pretty resigned to this, but maybe Disney will surprise me. I’d put the chances right up there with Doritos making an insightful post.

Are you calling me a Foler?

Blackie no-name saber ninja is actually one of the better parts of this show. At least she's wearing the psycho badge right on her chest and playing the part. I'm gonna have a sigh that parts the heavens if they have her turn out to be a good guy.

This show to me is the sort of show that's funny bad more than anything. It's hard to feel much in the way of emotions when all the fight/action scenes are comically incompetent. On top of that, most of the dialog feels straight out of a movie writing for dummies book. It's not aggressively...

Brisket was 1.97 a pound last I went and I almost went in on that. Probably should have, but I have so much fucking Prime Rib in the freezer. Love prime rib and it cooks up great straight from frozen.

did you just dox rajaah?

You can change the setting. Will it do anything for this toasting cycle? Hard to say.

This show's not good. Not terrible, but definitely not good. There, I hate everything about life.

What the hell is wrong with your eyes. 120hz minimum.

All my shits green this week. I was hoping to break that negative weeks in a row record.

So is this a dead cat bounce, or is it the end of the nearly two week recession? We had some two day recessions last year, not sure what to think about one that lasted this long.

Mix the Arby's sauce with the horsey sauce and apply their curly fries. It's literally the reason Arby's exists. How can that not be your favorite thing.

Roast beef sandwiches are like the chafe of war. Ignore them and send your cruise missiles somewhere else.

:3

I dunno I have a six pack and lift 200 lbs on the regular. That's probably a bit much for you. And you probably aren't in my suit crowds.

you're about the same, we're both pretty elite.

Sheesh this all sounds like gay bear to me. Need a translator stat.

You're like the fag version of me. I do whatever I want and have a perfect body shape. Shit every day around 6pm, eat whatever I want and I'll still be 20% BMI. Drink tons of water, piss a lot more. Drinking ranch dressing is an average morne.

Lmao thanks for the gay bear porn. meanwhile I dunk maximum cash every second week into this shit. Crash and burn, don't fuck and care. I'M ALL IN.

A ritz cracker is just crunchy saltiness with a little bit of butter flavor, and peanut butter mixes with chocolate just fine. I can't see anything in this that makes me hesitant to try one. Could possibly even be pretty good. It's basically like drizzling some Hershey's syrup on a toasted...

I hid the dildos before driving up, I shoulda been good.

I think I just went through the Chik-fil-a equivalent of having a popeye's worker jump out the drive through window at you. Drive up, lines short, only half way around the building. Looking good. First girl takes my order, say thanks she doesn't say my pleasure. Happens rarely, no big deal, I'm...

I’ve never liked Arbys roast beef sandwiches all that much, because they aren’t really anything special. It’s really baffling to me how their other shit is all so good. Their non roast beef sandwiches frequently get an S score from me, and of course it’s just worth going for the fries alone. I’m...

Popeyes will probably program their fast food bots to fuck your order up and then yell at you that they are the manager when you ask to get it fixed.

I have a relative that gets 80 dollars a week from her company on door dash from her work. Basically I get free food just for picking it up on my other errands and dropping it off to her on the way home. She works for Sony entertainment.

Big limp.

I hate some tech companies enough that seeing my money in them burn doesn’t bother me at all.

Spread to quite a few people in short order. Either there was some sick gang-bangs or this can be transmitted through means other than sexually communicated. Since this is the adult form I'll just limit myself to saying its hard to make a determination so far. Could be either.

James Cameron has made a lot of really good movies. Trailer could have been 15 seconds of a blue person taking a dump and I’d still be in to see this. I’ll watch aliens again afterwards if it sucks.

How you catching.

Sounds like you're lucky to have kids smarter than you. Better than having dumb ones.

As a kid I always ate the worst part of the cereal first, so I could go ham on the best parts for the end of breakfast. Eating all the charms and then destroying the lucky mushrooms was a regular occurrence.

I bought a toyota camry SE. Holy shit this bitch has a lot of legroom in the back seats. Probably the most of any vehicle I've ever driven. You could fit 5 jordans in this fucker. It doesn't look that big from the outside. As a cruising vehicle this thing is a S+

You eat that shit plain dumbass. Only milk is acceptable.

Grubs are a thing where I am but I’m rural enough I don’t care. Every now and then my dog catches a raccoon or armadillo and chews them into a lifeless pulp. They both dig for grubs too. Dillos leave a small hole and raccoons a big one. Are we sure the squirrels even dug it? Could be raccoons.

When turbo inflation hits we’ll be in for a shocking rally no doubt. That’s why I’m trying to shovel money into this dumpster fire.