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  1. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    I saw this and I was wondering if it was MacG or someone else. I see it was him. I wonder how much the camp cost. Those guys have a lot of expenses leading up to a fight. Unless they get it all for free when they use Dana White's facility.
  2. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    Probably not since most of us wouldn't recognize an anime pose. Got a picture of it? I was drinking and could barely hear the announcers but I do remember hearing something about anime and thinking we had a goddam weeaboo in the ring. But I thought it was the kooshball that o'malley beat up...
  3. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    I like Sean O'malley but he must not hit very hard. I've seen 2 fights with him now and both times he was constantly tagging the other guy in the face with clean hits and the guy lasted till late in the 3rd round. I guess you can't expect bantamweights to knock someone out quick. WTF was up...
  4. Hoss

    MMA Thread

    I laughed hard when he drank from the fan's shoe and looked like he gagged. I hope it was some shit beer and not because the fan had a toe fungus. The only way I could like this guy more is if he did a haka while his opponent was entering the ring.
  5. Hoss

    Loki

    Wait, it's actually kang? Sheeit, I thought it was something like negro and was triggering the word filter. Did they say romance? Fucking don't have to be romantic.
  6. Hoss

    Rick and Morty

    You're living in the last decade. That's turning back around. Too many of those college educated men got useless degrees while the high school graduates learned a trade.
  7. Hoss

    Rick and Morty

    Sweet Sweet planetina poon. It's a story as old as the internet. Pretending to care about stupid shit to get into a chick's pants. I expect a future episode to be about the kid he had with her. Or have we already done the Morty Jr thing to death? I like how the female version of Captain...
  8. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Can't put it into words. I knew it when I saw it.
  9. Hoss

    The Tomorrow War (2021)

    As far as we know. There's always a chance for a sequel where we find out they didn't kill all the aliens. The Yesterday War.
  10. Hoss

    The Tomorrow War (2021)

    what guns were they using? Micro tavor was my first thought, but later I realized they weren't bull pups. The Micro Tavor probably has a longer barrel.
  11. Hoss

    The Foler Farewell Thread

    I'm going to have to stop giving foldger so much shit. Whatever else you wanna say about him, you can't say he doesn't pay his bets.
  12. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's obvious someone is confused about the future plans. But remind me about the kid thing. He wanted kids and you didn't? That usually goes the other way.
  13. Hoss

    The Tomorrow War (2021)

    I was about to say that the best time travel movie hasn't been made yet. But then I realized that maybe it was and was sent back to be released in 2015.
  14. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It was said tongue in cheek. You not only missed that, but also missed the point of what he was saying. It was like a knot of wrongness that I don't know how to start untying.
  15. Hoss

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    context clues would tell you that it's another forum.
  16. Hoss

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    I hear ya, but this is the site I shitpost on. She shitposts on free republic. We have an informal agreement to not set foot in the other's shitposting kingdom.
  17. Hoss

    The Tomorrow War (2021)

    It was decent, but far from great. The biggest LOL for me was at the end when pratt said that meeting his daughter in the future really changed him. Motherfucker, you had NO character arc. The only one that came close to a character arc was his dad. You were exactly the same when you came...
  18. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  19. Hoss

    2021 NFL Offseason: QB Carousel Imminent -- Retirement Boogaloo

    Sweet. What was our record last time they did us? 5-11? Did any team ever do well after being on Hard Knocks? I kinda stopped paying attention. Since we're on the gay thing, my favorite part of the last time they did the Cowboys was Richmond Flowers being obviously gay and trying to...
  20. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Unless you gave her a fake name and address. Honestly I don't understand why that's such a hard concept.
  21. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    See? Since you know how to spell it you can look that info up.
  22. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You are literally arguing against him taking small steps to mend the relationship because you have diagnosed him with whatever weird shit you suffer from. No evidence of it, but that's what he's got and therefore he shouldn't try anything.
  23. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Lesson 1 Fahrenheit fah ren heit
  24. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Which 12 step program taught you that, exactly? If all you have to offer is that he's unfixable trash, maybe you should fuck off to his thread in screenshots and leave the grownup section for people who are rooting for the couple. Or at least people who won't actively try to sabotage them.
  25. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Kittens too. They'll chop the cat's paws off and feed it to their snake. The paws get chopped so the cat doesn't damage the snake. But my rule is if a family comes round with a kid, they get it for free.
  26. Hoss

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    you should use that software that compares posting styles.
  27. Hoss

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    That's fair. Mrs Hoss is too BTW, but she doesn't post here. My wife is more radical than me and has said many times we fucked up when we gave women the right to vote.
  28. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You said you want more attention from her. So spending time with her in the pool should satisfy that for you too. It's a no brainer. Do that more often. Maybe you can pick a day and you'll be in the pool with her every week on that night at a minimum.
  29. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's not that. It sounds to me like his wife isn't giving him something he needs but the hookers and cam whores do. He's not giving her what she needs either obviously, it cuts both ways. Doesn't mean they don't love each other. They just both need to make an effort to give the other one what...
  30. Hoss

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    first of all motherfucker, don't try to drag me into that fucking thread. Second, Don't forget there's also a haus. So there's 3 of us.
  31. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I told you already. Check the bathrooms and utility closets.
  32. Hoss

    Mongolian Deep Throating

    I thought it was going to be a dick joke about chinamen. Something along the lines of how it's easy because they can't make it past his teeth.
  33. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You need more therapy than j53
  34. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Couldn't think of a better way to say girlfriend so it can be turned around and apply to you.
  35. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Thats the Hollywood version. In truth he'll be fucking fat bitches in the bathroom. There's a saying. If you meet an asshole in the morning then no big deal. You just met an asshole. But if you keep meeting assholes all day long your the asshole. I think that applies to crazy SOs.
  36. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That sounds like a case of y'all speaking different love languages. You like attention. What do you do to make her feel loved? Not so much what do you try. But what works. Probably need her to answer.
  37. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    They wouldn't have to be subjective. For example, "7 orgasms per calendar week" is something that can be counted. What about sexaholics anonymous? Is that one of her demands?
  38. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not with an attitude like that, he won't.
  39. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Seems like it was more than 1. But I think there was only one who died that he had fucked relatively recently. This dead hooker was the one he fucked in his own house while his wife was in the hospital with his son. I remember that because the general consensus was that it was a lucky break...
  40. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man posts about a real problem in the grownup forum and she makes snide remarks to people trying to help him. She's already ceded the moral high ground. I like how no one has advised him to lawyer up yet. I assume it's because we all know johnny gets paid under the table so his income is...