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You fucking faggot. I'm changing my vote to combat this clear case of power abuse. You're well on your way to being as bad as hodj Look if you just want to moderate shit, why don't you start your own moderator jerkoff thread were all the mods are free to moderate the shit out of it. Move it...

Didn't realize booger sugar caused burps.

That's what I figure. 2nd graders knew what she was doing and recorded it. Do 2nd graders have phones with cameras now? That's 7 year olds. That sounds pretty fucking stupid. Goddam I'm old.

I was trying to come up with an 'elf on a shelf' joke for this pic yesterday and fucking thesaurus.com didn't have any synonyms for pedophile. What kinda bullshit is that? I tried every spelling and variation of the word that I knew.

Then you weren't paying attention. By that point in the film I was like "OK finally they're getting back to something that makes sense".

I wonder what a deer tastes like when it's been eating petunias and roses all it's life.

Amy Schumer played a Dalek in a WonderWoman comic? What the actual fuck man?

On an unrelated note, I have deer in my front yard. I first saw them New year's eve so I set out a trail cam and some corn. I'm not planning to kill them because you can't safely shoot a gun in this area. Maybe if I bowhunted I'd think about it and probably still not do it. Anyway, nothing...

Just heard about this on a podcast called GunTalk Hunt. TL;DR ... a Professional hunter bought land in Missouri and built a cabin. One night he sees someone out in his field with a spotlight and they shoot at a deer. He gets the license and turns them in. Someone related to the poacher then...

Maybe they were curious. She's a teacher so she did what came naturally. You need to teach sex education younger and younger these days.

Global warming. Thanks 0bama!

You think Foles and Wentz are why the eagles are fucked? The only trade that can save them is if they find a way to trade away their fans and the city they live in.

Holy shit is that Gunny in the trailer? I don't remember this series, putting it on my list now.

Notice none of those soaps weigh 4ozs? Checkmate bitch!

Just watched ep1 with the new batgirl. She's 100x better than ruby rose. I like that they didn't get rid of alice. I was worried that once she was defeated she'd go away like most badguysoftheseason do on CW shows.

But he's not supposed to associate with racists and his parents are clearly racist.

A solid 1.5 tiggles. He always was a chubby chaser.

Maybe mist was just trying to advertise a kegger at her moms basement.

No not yet. I hope to be the #2 expert in the world on it soon though. So you're not talking about the same thing they currently measure to date old objects.

Not sure if you're proving his point or doxing kegkilla.

OK I think the first thing we need to decide on is whether it can be a destructive test.

There might be something similar, but like I said, without an actual time traveler you'd never know what reading could be taken that would be different. So it's not simple. Obviously none of the dating protocols we have now would be any good because the decay begins when we do, not when the...

Friends and ???

Is "detroit style pizza" a codename for a drug?

Probably is a way but no one sees a need to. I bet it's not as simple as you're probably thinking though. You'd need a known time traveler first to figure out what measurable things show up at different levels. Maybe a better test would be to tell a suspected time traveler that it's...

There's only 2 ways to get into the family. You're either born in or you fuck your way in.

Yeah that's what took me so long to watch it. My family started a thing were each of us does one service and we share the password with others. So I get a lot of them now and only pay for some of them.

But dottie showed she was scared of Wanda when she cut herself.

Chewing on a cigar in the casino. I'm sitting at a table, a new player comes up and plays a couple hands, then notices my cigar and has the audacity to ask me "You're not going to smoke that are ya?". I said to her, "I was planning to, I just like to chew on it." Then I turn to the dealer and...

Was Delenn the first tranny character on TV?

I just started watching the show this year. My favorite quote so far is "Wish ya weren't so awkward bud". I think they've only said it a couple times but it's something I'll use a lot.

First question is how much do you care for her kids? Sounds like it's not a whole hell of a lot right now. They don't live with you. Are you always treating them to stuff? As long as that keeps up I don't even see you feeling bad for not paying for college. Are you even talking marriage...

Coming next. The Covid19 Urethral swab.

When I was in college the IT department gave us this book when we signed up for our free vax account. They called it the internet bible. It was out of date before I finished reading it.

The judge didn't say white supremacists. He said “shall not knowingly have conduct with any person or group of persons known to harm, threaten, harass or menace others on the basis of their race, beliefs on the subject of religion, color, national origin, or gender.” So that means he has to...

Yeah but, only because brady knew he had a solid kicker. c'mon man

I wasn't planning to make a decision based on this year because of the covid bullshit, but I'm really starting to doubt my belief that Brady was just a really good system QB.

I'm going to take that as confirmation. I liked how you didn't say asexual in your letter but she brought it up anyway.

I thought she was in her 30's. But you know how women lie about their age. So it still tracks.