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Well, just changed my profile to this.... If there are suggestions for changes, i am game.

Well, I really was taking this too serious. After readin through this thread better, its supposed to be fun. For now, its about Quantity as you filter it down to Quality. I was trying to nab the quality up front.

Well, I think My problem was this- I think I was taking this too seriously. I just now lightened up and sent like 20 bitches a cookie cutter email. it was actually fun. One fat bitch had a header that said "Runs with Scissors"... I sent her a message that says "Doesnt look like you run at...

Ok, one thing I am noticing on PoF- You send the woman a message, she usually reads it in less than 24 hours, but then it will sat read for a day or so before they delete it. Except for the 2 women I am talking to, but even then, both of them will read in less than 24 hours, let it sit for...

She still cute. I am curious enough to see. And yeah, I should probably date.... this is all I saw.

So, most women on there, I have realized, put "avg" for their looks when they are obviously a few pounds from being harpooned. So, I come across this girl. She has a very pretty face (to me) and I noticed that she had "A Few Extra Pounds" listed as body type. Well, I am curious, so I sent her a...

The "hot" women are on there the same reason my ex told me she thought about an online dating site (and I wouldnt be surprised if she was on one)- I really dont know the real reason, but she said its because she doesnt have time to go out and meet men. I dunno, I have no porblems meeting...

^^^ LOL, hour long drive? maybe that is what I am doing wrong. I was looking for girls like 5 minutes from my place. I am not that desperate for poon that i would have to drive an hour. Not saying that there is anything wrong with what you say and I understand it being important they...

Well, I tried the PoF thing and not really having success. Not sure how fast it should work or whatever, but nothing for me the last 5 days or so. I have better luck in person it seems. I really do not know what to say online. I know I am competing with hundreds of other guys, so that may be the...

And so you know, the "Divorce" line does work. Thats how I got this girl"s number. Told her the line and she laughed. When i told her i wanted half her stuff, she said that would have to be something we talked about. Then she asked if we had a nice wedding. I told her it was beautiful and she...

^^^x2 I know that what both of you said is right. It"s what i want to do, really. It really is hard. Thanks. I will do my best.

because I wish it was that fucking easy to just move on. Its not dude.

As stupid as it may sound, before we ever started dating, I used to tell that the song "The Outlaw Torn" explained how I felt for her (the way I took the song was a man waiting his lifetime for a girl) When she came to my job, in Sept, and bitched at me about seeing the 19 yr old, she yelled...

This is not about my son. I am in his life. I am civil, but she changes "rules" to her advantage. And anytime I put up a fight, she defaults to "Well, we can do classic visitation and you can see him every other weekend"... so I give in so i dont have to fight it. I know she doesnt really want...

I debated a long time about posting in here. I know there are some flame tards that go crazy with that shit, but I have seen a lot of good info in here and I am honestly surprised to see a lot of guys with similar problems like mine, so I think I will take the chance. So, its been awhile...

I have to leave for work in 10 minutes and their are other things I would like to see on the internet before I leave, so looking for this "Divorce" line is not what i want to do right now. Could someone quote it for me, please?

Getting my third pizza on the way home from work tomorrow. Thanks Keg! Damn.

I had this planned out. If they asked for something, I was gunna say "You really expect me to drive back home to get the coupon? I knew the code, that should be proof enough i had one." I doubt they would have pushed it. It was actually way too easy for me. I walked in, told him I had a...

Well, I tried to only order one. I didnt think the order went through because the site did not load my final page of the order, so I ran it agian to be safe and it ended up being 2 pizzas. I have no complaints. Will feed me and my son for 2 or 3 days.

This is awesome. Just plain awesome. Thanks Keg!!

I think I accidently ordered 2 pizzas for tomorrow to be picked up (I live like 3 minutes from Papa John"s... Fuck paying 5-10 bucks for a 3 minute drive.) Anyways, have a date with the 19 yr old this weekend. Free Putt Putt Golf and Free Pizza. Best fucking date ever. Gunna make her call me...

You will like it at first, but then get tired of it. I promise.

Your wife looks like Donal Logue.

^^^^ LOL, perfect timing! she just got out of school!

Several here would probably call me a wimp or a pussy or whatever, but I came from a broken home. Never wanted to have children to put them through that. I married and my mindset changed. I love my ex wife and my son and I would do what I need to do to have my family back together again. I fuck...

I am fucking my ex. It"s great sex.

She used to be about 105, but she has chunked up... but for the better. She is 5"10" and about 145 now. Her ass has gotten huge compared to what it used to be. She is a size 9 in juniors, if that means anything to you... she used to be a 3 when we were together. This is the best profile pic i...

My ex"s ass as of this morning.

Well, i don"t know Milf and don"t really log into yahoo live anymore, but if that fat fuck can summon a woman (very nice body and decent face... hair needs to change) from half way across the world for a month to fuck his bulbous ass, he has more game than most of the men on this board...

WTF. He actually fucked her on camera? Wow... I stopped reading after the mention of the Drag Racing date.

In memory of Zumi~

I know this was in the FSR, but I for some reason, i felt it belonged here too. I dont know why, though....

Y!Live - Getting fat guys laid since 2008. I need a webcam.

Oh come on.... If she was a dude and joked that she was 15 everyone would be over looking that shit... for those that know her, she showed her fucking passport before she joined the site. So it is "known" as a joke. Not defending her as a chic, just the fucking fact she isnt saying Speed...

Mini, PM one nude pic. I was one of your supporters to join this site! Oh, wait, you said ask.. Mini, may i please have a nude pic of you? A good one? or multiples? or all of them?

prostate, huh?

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What is making me laugh about all of this is the fact its 1998 all over again, minus the "A/S/L?" I remember what yahoo and AOL chat rooms used to be like and it was exactly like this... only difference, you really had NO idea if who you were talking to was really who they said they were.

Zumi PigTails

its Mini_Miik two "I"s, no "L"