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She just finished V yesterday. She claims she didn't really pay attention to any of the films when she originally watched them. She was peppering me with questions yesterday. Even if she had to pause the movie and come find me in the garage. Felt good for this useless knowledge to be useful...

My wife is watching them all in order 1-9 this week. It's what she decided to do with her extra quarantine time. We already have disney+ for the Mandalorian, so the're all available for free.

Was overseas recently and they always had soccer on at lunch. One day the announcers and the soccer fans were raving about this coach. One of the americans asked "why do they even need a coach, they just run around like kids on a playground". The soccer fans pulled the coaches dick out of...

This is the one I was talking about. Can't remember if i saw it here or somewhere else. This is a motherfucker preparing for the zombie apocalypse.

Reuben James In my song you'll live again and the phrases that I rhyme are just a footsteps outta time From the time when I knew you Reuben James Reuben James All the folks around madison county cussed your name Just a no account sharecroppin colored man Who'd steal anything he can and everyone...

Wow I thought rosario was late 50's / early 60's. Turns out she was born in 1979. That's not to say she looks old, but I've been ruined by how hollywood hoes manage to keep themselves looking young.

Where can I watch the wei / jedrizckzy fight? i didn't see it the first time and with no other sports i might as well watch it now.

It was all a ploy by darth bellicheat to swap QBs with the buccs.

I was hoping someone would post that video I saw of the dude working out at the gym with a sword.

Like on Rick and Morty? I thought it was genius too.

If one of my friends had gotten the kung flu when I was a kid, my parents would have sent me to their house for a sleepover. The only way we're not going to be OK if if this over-reaction kills the economy. Hopefully it will only make it hibernate.

what the fuck is this? And did you just give us your real name?

Here's one of the things you're not getting. I will claim victory whether he does well or shits the bed. My victory is in getting an answer. The only loss for me is if it's inconclusive. I never disliked Brady, he has done a lot of great things that should be looked up to. I only dislike pats...

What face is there to save? I'm literally saying what I have been saying for about 5 years now and adding "finally we get a chance to put it to bed". You say shit like this. Then a few posts later say .... It's like you don't even understand what's being discussed. Which is it, is there a...

Can they test for antibodies for this? My wife thinks she had it back in either December or January. She thought she had a really bad flu. They tested her for that and strep and were like "Who knows, here's some antibiotics, take aspirin if the fever gets bad". I think it lasted about a...

They barely ran the same offense 2 weeks in a row depending on how strict you wanna be with it. Bellicheat was the coach the entire time. I say it's his system that made tom look like a superstar. Coordinators had different approaches but I'd be willing to bet they all operated within his...

That's the thing. I'm not pushing anything. The silver lining with this shituation is that it won't be disputable anymore. He's either the greatest and will show it or he's a system QB and will show it. Right now it's just my opinion that it's always been Darth Bellicheat making him look...

At today's prices? That's a roll if i throw in a hand job. Hr won't give me a list. I guess I'm going to have to just use my gut. HEY YOU FUCKING POOR! HOW MUCH ARE PUTTING INTO THE 401K? YEAH WELL FUCK YOU YOU BROKE DICK PIECE OF SHIT. PUT IN 3% SO I CAN DO THE FUCKING MAX LIKE RONALD...

Because I'm a Highly Compensated Employee, and the HCEs in my company saved way more for retirement than the non HCE's (something called the ADP - Average Deferral Percentage), they are sending me about $1k back. It's pissing me off. What's the fucking purpose of not letting me save the same...

Watching the lottery dream home thing the other night. They had a dude who had won 1 million on a scratch off so he and his wife wanted to own their first home. Requirements were more than 2 bedrooms and a second bathroom. I laughed. Clearly some poor trash here. Then the budget. $660,000...

I'm just glad I'm finally going to be able to shut up the faggots who doubted me when I said tom was a system QB. I'm also interested to see if Bill is that good or if it was the combination of the two that made the magic happen. That said, I don't understand the manufactured drama we've...

I don't know I don't use the stuff. There's a lightweight one I was looking at from these guys. But in the end I didn't because it has a shelf life. https://vetsmfg.com/

And they got a bag of money IIRC! I don't think they even let brock compete for a job the next year, just cut his ass. I was really rooting for the browns to trade him to someone else and get even more picks.

It's not even the dumbest deal they've ever made. I still say that was the Osweiller fiasco.

Minister of Health at any size? What shithole country is that, anyway?

Upgrade? You're going to throw away the gen 2's? Send them to me if you're serious. I like Gen 3 better but they're probably not worth the money.

My wife tricked me out of Steak and a BJ day. I did get steak, but she distracted me with it being Pi day so I ate her pussy and fucked her, but got no BJ. I think in the coming divorce this will be enough for the judge to just give me everything. What do you guys think?

Are you new here? We need pictures before we can offer advice. We ALWAYS need pics when a chick is involved. Fucking rookie

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it." "Well," said the big gator, "what have you...

They clearly don't know about FOH. Where are you adopting from? Post a phone number.

When we adopted a cat from a shelter we just went in a room and grabbed the cat we wanted and they just about wanted to suck my cock to thank me for taking a cat. They had so many that they get euthanized much more quickly than the dogs. But you got a fucking waiting list?

Yes. That's a new location since I lived there but I've been to it and it's not bad BBQ, but it's second tier.

OK, the headline said Israelis. In my mind I laughed at how mario would react to that and how if it was real I could post a "the jews did this" meme. But if that article is right and we only just isolated it yesterday, then the one I read must have been click bait. We still have to ridicule...

Where? My favorite place in Austin is closed now, it was called Dusty's. My next favorite place was county line on the hill out in Bee Caves. Lotta people talked about Black's in Lockhart and a couple in Elgin that I think were all terrible. Oh and the salt lick. That one was pretty good...

And you wanna be let out of the shaw?

Since this is the grown up thread, I'm not going to wade through that cesspool anymore. I saw a headline last night that the jews came up with a vaccine. I don't see it when I search now. Was that real or clickbait?

Preparing for being quarantined, you don't wanna run out of luxury items like that. Initially people just assumed that an illness from china would probably give you the shits because it's a 3rd world country and most of those 3rd world country illnesses give you the shits and kill you through...