Search results

  1. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Who cares which team that asshole supports? Just yankin' yer chain there. Kiddie Toucher.
  2. Gravy

    Engagement rings

    Same here. And I wore it for maybe 7 years, then after catching it on various things several times over those years, said 'fuck it'. Haven't worn it in 16 years, and the wife is totally cool with it.
  3. Gravy

    The "Shit I'm Buying" Thread

    I buy old beer cans, the ones you had to use a 'church key'/bottle opener to open. I also buy breweriana "beer stuff" that is old; no plastic signs, etc. Anything OLD - pre-1950's and older, that is beer related, I'd be interested in seeing. I'm not interested in Billy Beer cans...
  4. Gravy

    The Kansas City BBQ "get-together and pig out" thread

    What's the dealio with Danny Edwards BBQ? Someone told me it was on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives, and asked me about it. Never heard of it, and my KC bros haven't ever mentioned it.
  5. Gravy

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Attachment 50170 I hopesomeoneis buttering that muffin, it'd be a shame to waste.* *Assuming she was 18, of course.
  6. Gravy

    Describe your poop with a movie title.

    Three Men and a Baby
  7. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    I imagine just to change the flavor of the shit sandwich they've been eating.
  8. Gravy

    The Kansas City BBQ "get-together and pig out" thread

    Hayward's was a place that used to be decent, but the last time we ate there it was mediocre at best. I never ate at his old downtown location, but heard it was excellent.
  9. Gravy

    Social poll

    None. Glad I could help.
  10. Gravy

    Cake Farts

    Just looked up 'cake farts', I'd never heard of it. Even nerds find me dorky. Never found the video, but didn't really need to after reading what it was. Good luck, Sir a_skeleton_03.
  11. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    I'm rooting for the underdog.
  12. Gravy

    online prescription glasses

    Yeah, they've got frames for 6.95. I thought they were ugly as shit. The frames alone were $27.95. I keep fucking the link up, but they look pretty much like the ones you pictured above in this thread. #777815
  13. Gravy

    Cake Farts

    I'd pee in her butt.
  14. Gravy

    The Kansas City BBQ "get-together and pig out" thread

    This made me laugh. I've never had Carolina BBQ, but it does look different. I also laughed because it happened to me once in Cape Girardeau, MO. The pork was so macerated with BBQ sauce, and old and funky, it really pissed me off.
  15. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    The best NFL broadcasting news: Dan Dierdorf, the hair-lipped, lateral-lisping, pontificating asshole is retiring at the end of 2013 season. Huzzah!
  16. Gravy

    The Kansas City BBQ "get-together and pig out" thread

    Ha! Yep, I use the white bread for the beans, too.
  17. Gravy

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It tickled my pickle a little the one time I had an outrageously good-looking nurse put a catheter in. She looked up into my eyes, with a sympathetic expression and whispered, "Sorry." Almost made the hospital visit bearable.
  18. Gravy

    The Kansas City BBQ "get-together and pig out" thread

    I think the reason today is for tradition. You used to go order meat at Arthur Bryant's (or wherever), they heap a shitload of meat on a piece of heavy butcher paper, a few dill pickles, and a handful of white bread wrapped up. Then you, being poor and black, would go home and make as many...
  19. Gravy

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Hospitals.
  20. Gravy

    The Kansas City BBQ "get-together and pig out" thread

    Plates are a sign your BBQ game is slipping. The best BBQ in KC comes wrapped in butcher paper, but that's just like my opinion, man.
  21. Gravy

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    inconceivable.jpg
  22. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Joe, I'm unfortunately(?) old enough to have gone to the first downtown KC stadium, Municipal. It was at 18th and Vine, and parking was as shitty as it is in St. Louis right now. Both the Royals and the Chiefs played there until about 71-72, I think. 18th and Vine was not a very good...
  23. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    I chuckled. I hope he at least does it in practice.
  24. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Man, can you imagine that kids neck in the Breese gif? His head would have popped off.
  25. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Well, that was a strange tangent. But yeah, PB and bananas are good. So, defenders have to tackle the QB only at the waist? That seems one step away from flag football. "We've had way too many abdominal injuries to our precious quarterbacks, what if we just strapped some strips of...
  26. Gravy

    The Fast Food Thread

    Mmm, all that beef and special sauce. And flapjack titties for dessert. I tried a $1 menu item at McD's the other day, the BBQ Ranch burger, I think it was called. Weird, had corn chips on it. Worth a buck if you're curious enough.
  27. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    What I'll never understand is why they didn't blitz the shit out of Denver's first possession. At leastTRYto get Manning off his game. BLEURGH!
  28. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Where are these people? Anyway, I knew it was going to be a rough night when they had 1st and goal at the 2 yard line and couldn't put it in. That's awful.
  29. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Grrr.
  30. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Don't forget the false hope! It's what keeps me going. Go Chiefs!
  31. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Wow, Oakland beat the Texans, too. Houston is a sad team.
  32. Gravy

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I hope he doesn't go full-on Carrot Top. Attachment 49715
  33. Gravy

    online prescription glasses

    Not sure how you guys ended up with $20 specks. Still, $58.80 delivered is about $140 cheaper than my last pair.
  34. Gravy

    online prescription glasses

    Thanks for the input, gents. Gonna order a pair right now.
  35. Gravy

    Girly things~

  36. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    You know that, and I know that, and probably Jerry knows that. I'm just saying the pressure is on to win in Dallas, and Jerry will have to feed the beast. We'll just have to see if it's Romo, or a coach or two. If they win the vast majority of their remaining games is Romo's best hope...
  37. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Dallas has got to win some of the games that are tighter. Jerry is all about the show, and I don't think he'll take more than one more year of being average before he'll start looking for a scapegoat.
  38. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    I've got 5 bucks that says he doesn't make 3 after this year. Quick edit: As a starter.
  39. Gravy

    2013 NFL Season

    Well, I hadn't read it as I don't go to reddit. I have once, and I thought it was awful in regards to navigation, so I said fuck it. Besides that, it made me happy. Eli is a tool.
  40. Gravy

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My wife is a year and a half older than me, and when we were in our twenties, the neighbor kids came by to see if my daughter could come out to play. I turned grey-haired early, but come on!