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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    The Hobbit

    I don't know ANY book fans who think the movies were almost perfect to the books. I really liked all three of the LoTR movies but they weren't even fucking close to the books on a LOT of stuff.
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    The Random Thought Thread

    You don't splooge on your stomach/chest? You're doing it wrong...
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    The Hobbit

    Seems like a money grab to me. I'd be surprised if the 2nd part does anywhere near as good in theaters after this shitshow, honestly.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    I am and it happens to me. End up having to open them all in new tabs to watch them lol.
  5. zombiewizardhawk

    The Hobbit

    The only parts of this movie that I really enjoyed were the dwarves singing, Bilbo's character in general (I felt like the character was really well done/portrayed and I loved it) and Radaghast (sp.). The rest of the movie seemed way too full of poor-quality cheesy cgi cutscenes.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Hell yea. Israel, Iran etc. produce some gorgeous women. Then again there are at least a few women from all over that i'd happily sex up (except 100% black girls, all the "black" girls I find attractive are mixed just like everyone else has said).
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    Does Goliath still have a penis?

    Serious question... Do traps (the passable ones, not the goliaths and jerles) generally like men or women? Also, another serious question... what do most traps do for income while they're in the "hahahaha what the fuck" stages? I can't see them getting hired most places and it's not like...
  8. zombiewizardhawk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I'm impressed, she had twins and put on less weight through her pregnancy than my ex did monthly (and not pregnant). Inb4 I've never had a girlfriend.
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    LOTTERY WINNER...what if ?

    We can do that anytime. You bring the book, just make it a good one.
  10. zombiewizardhawk

    EVE Online

    Everyone loves to read about the epic stories and things that people pull off in EVE, myself included. I'm the same way as a lot of you but i've come to realize something. I think the way to approach the game is by coming up with a plan like one of the epic stories you read about and then just...
  11. zombiewizardhawk

    Alas poor THQ

    Hey now, that's uncalled for.
  12. zombiewizardhawk

    EVE Online

    When I resubbed the other day they were doing a 2months for $19.95 (or maybe 19.99) promotion for returning players too.
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    EVE Online

    Two things have stopped me from doing this. The main reason is because I hate to feel like a bother to other people (noob questions all the time, cost my team a fight because I screw up and it loses someone else a ship etc). I'm sure i'm not the only one who is hesitant to take their newbie...
  14. zombiewizardhawk

    EVE Online

    Woo, got home from work and my petition already answered, got my old char back (only ~600k skill points but i'll take it over starting fresh lol).
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    EVE Online

    Well I found my old character on eveboard, now I just have to figure out wtf my account name was lol.
  16. zombiewizardhawk

    EVE Online

    Probably exploration, seems like a more entertaining way to make money than mining. At least that's probably how i'd start but i'm kind of fickle so will probably aim for something else at some point. Being a pirate seems pretty cool and interesting too especially if I could get a small...
  17. zombiewizardhawk

    The Secret World

    All of them because even if the game dies off, it's at least making money off of the people who are playing it on the servers that they have to pay for (regardless of if it's sub or f2p the servers and shit still cost money derp).
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    EVE Online

    How long would it take to be able to fly decent ships and whatnot now that they removed learning skills? I can't remember the passwords or secret question answers on my old account (not that my char was too far along anyways) but might start playing again a little bit.
  19. zombiewizardhawk

    Well, now what?

    This needs to be quoted about 50,000 more times all over the internet in the hopes that someone will see it and decide to go for it. The only time I have bothered grouping with anyone in any mmo since vanilla wow was if I was playing with my brother or a real life friend (or the forced groups...
  20. zombiewizardhawk

    Well, now what?

    I have tried Eve several times and always get burnt out after a few weeks once I realize i'm going to be stuck doing the same 4 missions 1500 times to be able to buy my new ship (and they are boring as hell to me). I love the concept, players being able to run the world etc but it just doesn't...
  21. zombiewizardhawk

    RL Picture Thread

    Yeah, nobody really needs or wants to see my pic again i'm pretty sure...
  22. zombiewizardhawk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    That"s what hands are for?
  23. zombiewizardhawk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Too much Engrish in profile.
  24. zombiewizardhawk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    This thread is great for showing me everything I should never do/say to a girl if I ever make it past attempting to introduce myself.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Obviously I know how golden showers work... I was implying that I pulled an R. Kelly on your mom and that she doesn"t bathe at the same time. Hope that helps you understand a little better.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    What a coincidence, your mom let me give her a golden shower so that she could get that Nintendo 64... not sure that counts for showering once a day but maybe.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Oh look, the whores are arguing again.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I would do the same thing, except option A. Only time I find it acceptable to hit a woman is if she is hitting you first (and I mean hitting, not a slap to the face when she finds out you fucked her sister type shit), when this happens the bitch has it coming. DC Nights On U Street: Geek Makes...
  29. zombiewizardhawk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Yeah I don"t get it.
  30. zombiewizardhawk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Wat the fuck. Did nobody else notice this or are you all just ignoring it?
  31. zombiewizardhawk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I see where it all went wrong. You"re living with a bitch and you aren"t married to her/in a serious relationship that might as well be marriage. Is your other roommate a guy (2 guys 1 girl) or a girl (2 girls + you)? Either way, sounds like you done goofed. Also like others have said...
  32. zombiewizardhawk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Trex not gonna wrap it up next time she sticks it in Tyen?
  33. zombiewizardhawk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Just stop posting bro. All your advice will do is make him sound like a clingy/whiny/desperate loser who doesn"t want to accept the fact that it"s over.
  34. zombiewizardhawk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Lol urgo, wish I could give you more +nets.
  35. zombiewizardhawk

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I dunno how it is in other areas but in south Florida I don"t recommend using craigslist for almost anything. Whether it"s trying to sell something or trying to meet up with someone, there"s a good chance you"re going to get robbed. Edit: Gaz, i"m the same way but it never gets me laid. Tell...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Could this possibly be the girl Aamina was cuddling with? Barter sex for car repair - Free Porn Videos - YouPorn
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    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Sounds like someone had a wet dream.
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    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Re-Rickshaw this and ban Trex.
  39. zombiewizardhawk

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    I"m sure Trex or the gay dude will still gladly scrutinize your penis for judgement, even if the contest is already over.
  40. zombiewizardhawk

    Trex vs etoilet cam vs aria analysis tits dicks punchability

    Dude, totally lame attempt to copy my post without making it seem like you"re copying. Also, did some ask to see my tatas again? Oh yeah, Keg, drugs are bad, mmmmkay? I"m so fresh and so clean-clean, but I did indeed mean to make your mother cry.