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  1. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    My brother had a morbidly obese nude woman fall through the curtain ,ripping it down and just straight died on the floor while he was high as fuck on pain meds
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    Home Improvement

    I've considered it but I want an actual wooden one
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    Parent Thread

    Nice man. Our second kid was like that. The first had collic and we we're worried the second would. Congrats!!
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    The Video Thread

    14 years ago today
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    Home Improvement

    Well the home Depot/Lowe's ones we want are like $900 and they ship the materials and you build it. Vs $2400 for them to build it. Only issue is we have to make the base for it. It's gonna be a lot of labor that I'll have to pay people for either way A big problem is I don't have enough time...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    At some point you become a diabetic like me and it puts things in perspective
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    Home Improvement

    Wife wants to buy a shed, nothing too bit. Something for the lawnmower and yard tools. What's my best bet - prebuilt.from somewhere like home Depot or should I outsource to a custom company?
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    If anything I'd say normal serves no purpose. It's essentially lfr but with an actual formed team. At least heroic isn't always faceroll for most people and more traditionally raid style. If you really want to argue it,.mythic should be the only difficulty
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    Parent Thread

    The swimming after eating this is a myth
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dirk is gonna die a virgin HAHA IDIOT
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    Home Improvement

    I think Samsung is probably ok, but they should really stick to what they know. There's good brands for every appliance (that arent 10k).
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    Home Improvement

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    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Come on cloud saw aerith was a plain Jane and tifa was rocking double Ds he could slam his polygonal dick between.
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    Desktop Computers

    Or buy an evga video card within 90 days of a new card release and get full retail no matter when it's in stock
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    Renewed/Cancelled Shows

    Too bad most of them are awful. Criminal minds was great at one point And who wouldn't fuck JJ in the ass??
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'd be turned on by that. She always talks about wanting my dick but only talks about my cum when she wants to get pregnant, then she gets real saucy
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    Home Improvement

    Imagine how foolish you'd feel if your friends came over and saw you with a peasant tier Frigidaire Shudders
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Be careful with charcoal. My best friend is a dentist and he said a lot of young chicks are ruining their teeth using it every day or every other day. He said he wouldn't even use it every 6 months. The reason your teeth get so clean is it's ultra abrasive and is literally stripping enamel off...
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    Desktop Computers

    Win10 from Reddit for sure
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    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Curious which part of ffxv you enjoyed. The broken up story that had CLEAR breaklines where DLC was going to be inserted later because it was cut from the game, the repetitive combat where you smashed one button, the retarded-ass spell system, the dumb as fuck kings weapon system, the car auto...
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    Home Improvement

    60k in appliances I cannot fathom
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    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Yeah SE make a new game! FFXV was the literal worst RPG I've ever played. I'd rather eat infected corny shit coming out of a hobo's ass
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    The Fast Food Thread

    He's either a time traveller or he took those pics in 1991 and saved them to troll us in 2019. It's a long con, I'll give him credit where it's due
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We usually live in the basement
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Conefed where do you live exactly that you have some holy Grail Walmart with 1991 prices?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I feel like our Walmart chips are more expensive than that
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Solved the CR issue by just not linking in that library, I guess it was unnecessary. Oh well, that works. New job is pretty hard, but goddamn I am busy from 8am to 5pm nonstop and I love it. And I do development all day. Seriously what the fuck was I doing in defense.
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    Home Improvement

    "Only 3 bathrooms"
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    The Netflix Thread

    I looked into it and the book is based on the wife's account of the story. That's why we don't see him killing anyone or doing anything crazy. It's basically only the stuff she had first/second hand knowledge of at the time. They did a few wonky things like not show her discovering parts of his...
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    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Oh didn't realize they stopped making steamlinks
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    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    This is so confusing to read lmao
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    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (From Software)

    They ALWAYS run unpatched at GDQs
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The base game isn't really going to change, they'll just add stuff. Flying, some zone you gotta grind at the end of the expac etc
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Probably not, the cafeteria checkout is completely unmanned now
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    The Fast Food Thread

    At my new workplace cafeteria they have a tray you put your food on and it has a camera that decides what food you just placed down, including beverages like coke
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I think the define is in a cpp and the struct is in c, but the struct is Intel code that I can't change. I need them both so don't think ifdefs will help, unless there's something I'm not seeing. The easiest solution is going to bother my core because CR is the nomenclature for carriage return...
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Ran into a stupid problem today. Before you say anything, I realize the easy solution is rename the define. We have source A #define CR 0x0D Then source B struct { ... UINT64 CR :1; ... } somestruct; Compiler fails because it's a mixed c/c++ codebase and says the struct is trying to redefine...
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    Headphones & Audio Devices

    Update: possibly greatest headphones for working out I've ever used. Sound is decent, battery life is good for the gym. But the kicker is I did full windmill headbanging for a solid two minutes and the suckers didn't even move in my ear. I've had LOTS of problems with earbuds not fitting one or...
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    Parent Thread

    My 4 year old starting eating half a small pizza when we order out
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    Death and... Taxes.

    It's not a money thing. I have never in my life met a person with a. Au pair outside of this forum