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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She knows how to turn me on and does really kinky shit and even let's me live out some fantasies , but she's never like fucked my dick off or anything. I'm definitely the pounder during the act. We use the vibrator and she gets extremely close but says "it's too intense". I feel like she needs a...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    There have been benefits sometimes. But not lately. In the end who cares.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife is educated, she just never used her degree
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't recommend marriage to anyone Right now I'm making all the money and doing most of the stuff around the house. Sometimes I put my dick in a pussy
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    You just ain't fashionable man
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I like to call my wife on her bullshit because most of the time she told someone else but thought it was me
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wife isn't on any meds
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So you were dating two women in a 3 month period or how did that work? I understand playing the field when you first meet someone but 3 months is kind of long unless I'm misreading it @Soygen honestly dude at that point if I thought it was me I would pay someone. I do love my wife and it kind...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Never seen that brand but I'm intrigued
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    Is puwexil running anything or commentating? I'll need to cross those off my list of watching. He sounds like a fucking mongoloid
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    PJ is one of the speedrunners that is always enjoyable to watch. I'll have to catch a VOD. I picked up.actraiser 2 at a flea market for $1 back in the day and loved it
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tried that. Was alright
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    We're all just mad that blueglass stopped showing up
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    Parent Thread

    I bet she insisted on fucking bareback too
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    Desktop Computers

    I would want to upgrade my CPU every 4-5 years
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    The chick giving interviews earlier with orange hair was cute
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    Health Problems

    Yeah I dunno had diarrhea twice yesterday now it's gone. No idea what's going on. I'll feel better when I shit out a turd loaf
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    Job Hunting

    I had akamai pull some of that shit. A month if back and forth with them saying "well let you know soon" and even mentioned it was between me and someone else. It felt way too hard to get hired there.
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    It's because being transgendered is a mental condition. Certainly not genetic
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    I'm glad someone hates the trannies as much as me and I'm even more glad it's fedor
  22. Noodleface

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    Let the tranny games begin. Hollow knight first which is a great speed game
  23. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Sorry I wasn't responding to the metamucil comment. I meant currently I'm not on anything outside my meds but I'll look into metamucil.
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    Bird Box (2018)

    My wife said in the book they lived next to a hydroelectric plant and that explained the electricity apparently. Also the movie doesn't make it clear they're creatures which is another let down. Legit thought it was something in the air
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Tattoos are for fags which makes since because you're all fags
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    Health Problems

    No since it occurred yesterday my doctor's office isn't open. It seemed to go away as soon as it started so I'm going to monitor it tomorrow and see if it happens again Not taking anything outside of my diabetes meds
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    Purchased Gaming Tables

    No judgment. I envy your table. Mostly because I can't fit one in my house
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    Parent Thread

    I wish!
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    Purchased Gaming Tables

    Found the guy that buys method dx racer chairs
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    Health Problems

    So after my diarrhea/fever episode I took immodium. Wore off after a few days and the diarrhea was still kind of there. So I took a second dose. Wore off today and it's back. Looks like I'll be talking to my doctor this week. No pain at all and not crazy frequent but enough to concern me...
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    Antiperspirant/Deodorant discussion

    Make sure it works for you first. Mine was just the "I forgot deodorant this morning" BO, but if you have an actual medical issue it might not work
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    Parent Thread

    Son got his first birthday invite from school so we asked him what he wanted to do and of course he said yes. So we were packed in with a ton of people and kids weve never met. It's so fun watching your kid just instantly be best friends with every kid in the room. My problem was the amount of...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    $1245 haha. I'll be holding off on that for a bit
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah. And I haven't given up hope but over time you know...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nope. Tried everything over the last 10 years. We've even got her using vibrators by herself in case it's something she needs to do privately and nothing. She tells me it's one her life goals and that makes me sad
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    Antiperspirant/Deodorant discussion

    If you ever get smelly pits don't use salt. Wtf. Just put hand sanitizer in your arm pits. It kills the odor causing bacteria. Saved me at work once or twice when I forgot to put on deodorant
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    Bird Box (2018)

    Just watched this because my wife made me. 2/10 bored most of the movie
  38. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have never been able to get my wife to orgasm (she says she's never in her life been able to). That probably plays some part. I can t imagine fucking her until she was physically unable to anymore though. First of.all that sounds like a long session..