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Really though, if no one knows and people can"t afford paying the $450, go on Maury. Maury Povich : Be A Guest

But you"re leaving a lot out here. You can"t make it sound as simple as"he can be on it if he wants"if paternity needs to be proven AND someone needs to pay $450. Galiem needs that money for his solar power setup after all. Is Thambokx correct with the following, were you saying that he was "now...

Wait, I thought you were calling around trying to force the issue? And what does it matter if it"s his choice? You still haven"t answered about your comment that Jeremy isalreadyon the birth certificate. You wouldn"t be lying to all of us now would you?

But you already said that he"s on the birth certificate now.

So answer Ravvenn"s question Shelly, who is on the birth certificate - Jeremy or your husband? She pointed out why you"ve said one or the other at different times, obviously you can"t have BOTH on the birth certificate. So who is really on it then?

Insulting her short physical stature is not going to help this thread, sir!

Dude shhhh, now everyone will know!

That will only work for a short, unspecified time.

Actually I PMed Eomer and he sent me this:

44 was not what I wanted to roll in this thread...

You dun goofed lol, I don"t think you can spoiler an attachment, you can spoiler images hosted somewhere else though. We really need a thread for no other purpose than as a place for people to attach images so that they can then use the link from there with spoiler tags in the thread that...

I think maybe you should get in touch with an engineer for something like this.

lol

Suddenly "wet cracker" takes on a whole new meaning when it"s a pasty white chick.

I once had Tricresyl Phosphate poisoning. My arms shook uncontrollably, much like my eyes do now when I read this thread.

That"s not real grass! I can tell from the pixels, and from having seen quite a bit of real grass in my time.

Can you give us a decent profile pic of Galiem? And not that blurry retard photo that we"ve already seen? Also, are you still with Jeremy? Right now?

Even though in all likelihood I"m twice your size, no. I"d simply sit there and observe, and get involved if needed. My guess though is you were jumping in the shower on the expectation that he"d be gone when you got out so you could get your dwarf fucking on. HAHAHA. The stupidity, it"s...

It"s not an issue of "easy". It"s an issue of you going to half-ass it based on something you read somewhere without one iota of first hand practical experience or knowledge. You"re going to MacGuyver something together that is going to make me fucking facepalm; even if I lower my expectations...

Homeless people living down by the river? Somehow, not surprised. Yes, because if I was worried about a female friend getting her ass beat, I"d go strip down and take a shower. What? This entire line of drivel sounds fake. So earlier you said you never loved her, and slept with her out of pity...

Phoenix. Sorry bro, but my bullshit meter just pegged out.

No. I"ll be honest with you here - if I ever brought any personal drama of mine onto the internet, I"d have only myself to blame for the shit I were to get. Not that I have anything even REMOTELY like this stuff, but still... You telling people on the internet to leave it alone, is like...

Your internal conflict intrigues me. Is this how GV beat down your defenses? "Yes! YES! Suck my period blood!" "...no, wait, this isn"t right!"

Actually, Shelly, that"s not weird at all. In fact, were you aware that in ancient times some Mohels, the Jews that practice circumcisions, would also suck the blood from the baby"s penis after performing the circumcision? It"s twue, it"s twue! Just stop doing advanced algebra in your head for...

Isn"t setting up solar panels on a trailer a bit like putting $2,000 in rims on a $500 car? Says the person planning on setting up their own solar power system and selling power back to the grid. As an electrician with such experience, please keep us up to date with photos and your own...

OMG, it"s like we"re living the same life! Except I"m not a doctor, and you have a nicer watch. When you take a monstrous dump, do you sometimes end up getting blood on the toilet paper? I"m afraid I"m going to get poop in my bloodstream, and my asshole will itch for hours. It feels as though...

That reminds me, can you post or PM me the info of the girl that you mentioned for the charity deal? I know it"s somewhere in the Picasso thread...but ugh.

I had a coworker who had his 5th when I worked with him back in the "90s in NY. Was a really nice guy, and had almost gone pro in hockey but life fucked him over. We"d have to swing by in the mornings to pick him up, and on occasion we"d be beating on the doors and windows and he still be passed...

You should know better than to think that here of all places, ROFL. I tried watching jarsquatter even after having to stop and start like 45 times to the point I felt faint. I still can"t find the video of the goth girl making herself vomit and then eating it out of a bowl, rinse and repeat...

It smells like Wal-Mart in this thread. A dirty Wal-Mart.

I think he"d be in mortal danger of the rarely seen "OPTION #3""

Also, off and on, dressing up in a green outfit and chasing brothers through the "Hood.

Who is Ashley? I don"t think we"ve seen a pic of Ashley yet have we?

Mad +nets to anyone that can churn out a chart with all of the names of who has slept with who, been dating whoever or married. I honestly can"t even begin to keep track.

lolwut

Cam, remember some of those stories you"ve told us here in the past about some of the women you"ve met? Off the top of my head I remember some redhead in KC and the chick in the trailer. Now, I"m really not trying to be insulting here when I say this, but if half the stories you"ve told us are...

I"ve been reading her stuff with a Russian accent myself. I don"t think she"s at the level that she"s akin toTranslation Partyyet, but I have faith in her. SheCANdo math in her head, you know, so the skies the limit here.

Go to your friends and family, surround yourself - don"t just go home t be alone and feel depressed. Go to dinner, let your people know what happened, get some hugs and support. Depending on your guy friends, possibly go out. Cut her off. Don"t read her messages,ESPECIALLYif you two share mutual...

They should have put Kaladim as the place of birth.

How tall are you, exactly?