Search results

  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Usually I just stare until I'm caught, make some weird wooshing noise and run away with my arms fully extended backwards
  2. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We've got a lot of milfs in my neighborhood and they dress great in the summer. I almost think they're looking to get fucked but I'm just some straight laced schlub
  3. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    With all the bitching the monks provided they backpedaled on everything. We don't even know what they're going to shit out... Shamans might come out ahead with not getting changed
  4. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Black temple time walking could at least be fun I guess. I miss some of those raid zones
  5. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Welcome to the Patch 7.2.5 Public Test Realm! To kick off this phase of 7.2.5 development, we’d like to take a moment to give you a short synopsis of our major goals and content for this patch, as well as what you’ll be able to experience once PTR realms are active. Similar to Patch 7.1.5...
  6. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I'm in a relatively shitty spot because I'm worried TOS is going to drop right when my wife is giving birth to our 2nd kid. If it's before or after it's fine really, but if it's opening week I'm going to be mad at my kid for the rest of his life.
  7. Noodleface

    Losing your Job

    Next interview will be abstract and you have to record yourself interviewing yourself. One split will be you in one outfit and then answering in another. Everytime you answer a question you need to have a new outfit on or zany personal flair to pass.
  8. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Sorry my question was meant to be rhetorical I understand why to an extent
  9. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Class hall stuff was ok but why the fuck was it time gated 2 weeks?
  10. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    Lmao
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wtf
  12. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Cake farts is just some funny shit, that ones safe enough. I mean it's name described it perfectly. Other stuff don't look up
  13. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Yeah at first I was sad it wasn't a legendary. But then it almost was....
  14. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Hah got a 920 haste/mastery neck in my weekly box. Yep that's BIS lol, thanks blizzard
  15. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Hmm I should check out this BK app
  16. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I feel like mccheese going to BK is against the law
  17. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I've found that going really late is a mistake, like midnight. Optimal order time is approximately 5:30PM here. However if they have some other new food items on the menu then it's a toss up.
  18. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yeah chicken fry quality depends what time of day you go. I feel like they're ordered less therefore higher chance of sitting out
  19. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I know Burger King is hated here but has anyone tried the jalapeno chicken fries? Wondering if it's worth trying.
  20. Noodleface

    Losing your Job

    It was a chick ass fucking a door knob
  21. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Maybe once this expansion they'll do something right the first time God damn incompetence
  22. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Yeah the manafiends fucked me up the most
  23. Noodleface

    Losing your Job

    I seent it
  24. Noodleface

    Losing your Job

    Hardcore option: wear a bathrobe and drink malt liquor
  25. Noodleface

    Losing your Job

    I always Iron. I feel a steamer makes my clothes feel a little too loose and weird
  26. Noodleface

    Losing your Job

    Maybe this forum can shift from gamers and guilds to escape room enthusiasts
  27. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The best part about raid tuning for TOS is they did that shit right when the top guilds were pushing M Guldan hard. Even Method said they didn't go in there and do much (or any, can't remember) raid testing. TOS should be full of wonderful surprises.
  28. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    CoEN seems like it was nerfed hard
  29. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Like we've always said, Gravy was the coolest black dude we knew
  30. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    How can you fuck up fried pickles anyways
  31. Noodleface

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Hi it's me ur new man I need to come over for dinner
  32. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dude I jerk off to 21 year olds everyday. Not everyday you can jerk off to a 52 year old
  33. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I thought so. I'm pretty sure I never finished it because I got so tired of doing dailies Yet here we are
  34. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    If you ever want to give less fucks, foh is pretty much as less fucks as you can get. Except the fucking fire on guldan I swear to Christ
  35. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Didn't wod flying take longer than this anyways? I thought the tanaan rep took a few weeks
  36. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Yeah I know it happens a lot - the tooltip I think says it's a 30% chance though. Last night while questing it was going off like 4/6 to 5/6 times (I was doing the world boss and other elites, so using it frequently). To me it felt like it received a stealth buff, but like I said I am using...
  37. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yeah like I said, I don't really like Applebee's but that sandwich was really good at least. Because it was a "New" item I assume it'll be off the menu in a few weeks. It was definitely hotter than other sandwiches I've had, so the plebs won't enjoy it.
  38. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    It comes and goes for me. Some days I chain them a lot and others I'm disgusted with it. Pre-7.2 I did do a lot of M+ at least. Whatever building we have is fine for me. I actually enjoyed trying to beat the tank challenge at least despite saying on here I hated it. I spent like 6k shards on it.
  39. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I think almost everyone missed the mage tower brokenness besides you though
  40. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    One time I showed my sister a video where two dudes get decapitated with a chainsaw but the dude misses on the first guy and cuts the other guys arm off on accident. Boy did I laugh