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  1. iannis

    Evelys' Trans/Queer/Sexuality/Kink/Etc. thread

    It's time to come clean guys. I'm actually a 17 year old blonde czech prostitute, and have been for the past 5 years. It feels so much better getting that off my ample chest. Send money.
  2. iannis

    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    You can"t. 12345 is already mine.
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    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    For what it"s worth Tyen I believe that you probably don"t have the access to fix the site and that moderation/administration of this site is nothing more than a resume pad for you, while it"s a vestigal test bed for Req. If you were actually able to I imagine you would have fixed the malware...
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    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    FOHguild.org, keeping it real to the end. All that"s left is for Tyen to steal the guild bank, ebay everything, and fake his death!
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    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    Well that sounds ominous, doesn"t it.
  6. iannis

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Assburgers I don"t even have any psych training and I nailed it.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Or some combination of you just got tired of being the UN of fucking and are reassessing some things and you made a big change moving back to the deep south and are reorienting and rethinking. Or the whitebread bitch bothered you more than you thought at first -- and after some emotional and...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    The best advise, and i"m not trying to be a smartass at all, but it"s that old saw "If you have to ask then the answer is no". Every now and then you have to ask and the answer turns out to be yes, but it"s chilling how often that little bit of folk wisdom is correct. Sounds like a good...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    tbh, she sounds like a ditzy slut. Just your bad luck she had a temporary attack of self-awareness. I"m not a pussyslayer by any means. I"ve only ever had 2 chicks try to play that game on me. Most recently a buddy of mine was also after her. Having been through the game once at the first...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Tranny hooker stories. The internet has ruined me for regular hooker stories.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    All of that is basically true. Women come as a package deal once you leave behind the shitbag years of your early 20"s. This road you"re walking down, it"s not without danger. The one thing that sticks out most to me is your need to have a biological child. I"m not saying that"s wrong at...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Sounds like the balls didn"t touch, so he"s ok.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    So how big was her penis, and did she rob you?
  14. iannis

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Maybe I misread you. It sounded like what you"re saying is "It can"t/doesn"t happen". That"s simply factually incorrect. If what you are saying is "It doesn"t happen as often as you"ve been lead to believe", well that"s probably true depending on what you"ve been led to believe. Obviously the...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Well transmission is easier than that. You"re right that it"s not a certainty but don"t think there isn"t a risk factor for unprotected heterosexual sex with an infected person as long as you"re not banging in the ass. There is a risk factor for unprotected CONTACT with an infected...
  16. iannis

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Just tell her that karma is calling. If she"s cool she"ll get it and be good with it. If not, who cares? Not us, that"s who! It would probably be less awkward to do it from a phone tho. "just a sec baby, gotta brag." I don"t know a lot about bitches, but I know that bitches LOVE to feel...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Diabetes may not be the best example, since we have this thing called science and in particular medical science really puts the fucking hurt on the timescales that evolution works on. It"s a bit more meta than that. A predisposition to adult disease is indeed an inhibiting factor for communal...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    The observation is made of trends within a group. The mistake is in trying to apply that observation about groups to an individual within that group. These are different entities, they serve different functions, and they behave in different ways. What if the biological imperative for...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    She"s got a somewhat dark sense of humor and she was flirting.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Just cut the strings. There"s just no point in being the good guy. It doesn"t have to be dramatic. Just let that shit wither on the vine, because that"s exactly what will happen unless you spread your cheeks for her again.
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    kate has a hoof

    angelina jolie gonna be running out of room on her body soon, too. what the hoof
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    kate has a hoof

    i seem to have misplaced my middle toes would be funnier... i"m too heavy-handed with photoshop to do that kinda detailed work tho
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    kate has a hoof

    oh god that deserves a photochop so much:
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    kate has a hoof

    I can"t express in words how proud I am of the FoH screenshot trolls, by the way. Out of all the trolls in all the internets in all the world, she walked in on these... *tear* play it again, Sam.
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    kate has a hoof

    I"m George Zimmer, and I approve these messages.
  26. iannis

    Morons Norrath 8a

    No. STFU!!! FLAME HIM FLAME HIM FLAME HIM.
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    Morons Norrath 8a

    ::Somewhere in Texas the Land of Profit a dread ear lifts itself to the winds. In the hidden subterreanean metropolis of Sug-Y"topeth a chanting that cannot be repeated by human tongues echo, slowly resounding and gaining power in the dark bowels of the hollow earth. W! W! W! Soon, they shall...
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    Morons Norrath 8a

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    Morons Norrath 8a

    well, before furor banned all new users a significant portion WAS a bunch of level 5 whiners... dammit, I miss them
  30. iannis

    Loot situation POP quit dicking us around

    oh shit you"re going to rile up jedimaster_75869312 fanboi from the galaxies websites if you say shit like that! proceed.
  31. iannis

    Loot situation POP quit dicking us around

    People didn"t believe PoM existed because they utterly hid that zone-in in one of the most pain-in-the-butt places...maybe deep in sleeper"s tomb it would have been more difficult to get to. I can"t totally remember the events surrounding someone FINALLY finding that plane, but I remember being...
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    Loot situation POP quit dicking us around

    i think kreugan just pwned the middle east. or something...
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    Loot situation POP quit dicking us around

    Games Workship is slating Warhammer Fantasy Online for 2004 release. I usually had a good bit of respect for the stuff they put out. From the looks of it should rock all other existing fantasy games, and up-and-coming. No big-titted elves with fuck-me boots and wedgies, or little ultra-green...
  34. iannis

    General Question

    Howzah...?
  35. iannis

    General Question

    *looks at new custom text* you can skate over my bridge anyday. boo-yah. *goes back to eating small children"s remains*