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Can you guys touch your penises with your hands? Post pics. This should be in screenshots,P.

I want a dog, but I live in a townhouse. I would feel bad if I kept one here. We're definitely getting one, whenever we move into a bigger place with a yard.

I don't see anyone surprised that it sucks, though. And Reddit is almost entirely hating on it, not defending it.

I sure hope not.

Not a very good first post, sneakyflute.

That's a given for pretty much anything sexual.

Tuco sounds like a man in denial of his shitty game taste.

Yeah, I watched some videos on people dodging through the arrows and was just like, 'God dammit'.

Yeah, because homie swings like 10 times in a row and his sword is 40 feet long.

All of this just reinforces the fact that anal sex is best sex.

Haha. I definitely wanted it to be, but I'll wait for 20 dollar Steam sale now.

Who's this and why is she so salty?

No, but I'm not sure if that's lack of flexibility or too small a dick.

How was I wrong in any of that? I said we don't know and we didn't at the time. I had very tempered expectations and have not even purchased the game. So to answer your question, I was zero wrong.

I can easily touch my toes straight-legged, standing or sitting. I'm pretty flexible.

99% of my deaths are me being greedy with hits. I just can't help myself sometimes.

What's this hot mud business? I'm going to need to do some drywall repairs and I'd like to get it done in as short a time as possible. Got final approval on the permits today, so kitchen project is a go. Demo planned for 9/3. Wish me luck.

Eomer confirmed deleting Facebook account.

Downhill implies it was on the hill at some point.

Yeah, I would never ask a couple about having kids(or getting married). That's none of my business. Me sharing things on Facebook is the entire point of Facebook. If it gets someone butthurt, that's on them.

hi, i find not warm the welcome. we say in sweden, may the mother of your father eat asshole.

Heh, there are so many ways to filter people out on Facebook. I'm not about to start censoring what I post on FB just in case someone is having a difficult time. You can extrapolate that theory to basically any hardship and then you're not sharing anything on Facebook, which kind of defeats the...

My girlfriend's best friend has been trying for like two years now and then my girlfriend got pregnant after about a month of us trying. I feel bad for them.

It's not.

Pics plz.

I heard you also swallowed on your first blow job! EDIT: Jokes aside, the RNG with his arrow attack is basically what makes/breaks me in this fight. Having to roll around with his phase 2 arrow attack fucking sucks.

It's just not very popular. I agree, though. It was hilarious.

Noodle shares pics of the tools, but not the finished project.

Yeah, that's a huge red flag on tinder. Just got a new idea....Tindergarten.

Sounds like a shitty trap, if so!

Posting pics of your kids is not inherently shitty. The other things...yeah, I'd agree.

You're drunk with power!

It took me about 25 attempts on Aldrich over the last 4 days. I almost quit this motherfucker(DS3). Just beat him 10 minutes ago and almost karate-chopped my fucking cat in celebration.

Curb and IASIP are both funnier than 99.9% of the movies in this thread.

I'm guessing you're being sarcastic, but Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison were awesome! Half Baked King Pin Kung Pao: Enter the Fist Those all make me laugh still. To be honest, though, most comedy movies suck dick. I'd much rather see a good stand-up.

hi, am new here from sweden.

Enjoy being cutoff before you're done ordering, faggot!

Just add "and ummmm" after each item until you're done.